God's Summoner

Chapter 597 When Lu Bu was angry, blood spattered five steps

Blood ship, kitchen!

Heat, alcohol, aroma... the smell of all kinds of kitchen smells, as if turning into hot wind, blowing on the cheeks of Bajie and other fat people, making these fat people very comfortable.

The delicious wine and spiritual food delivered on the way to sleep made Bajie very comfortable. He lay on the stove, unbuttoned the lapel of his coat comfortably, exposing his bulging chest and abdomen, lying lazily on it, humming proudly Said: "Let's fight like a bird, my old pig is a philosopher, and I practice the Buddhist method of not moving gods and Buddhas, so I don't bother to move the place. This guy's house is the place where my old pig practices."

Although his words were plain, and he didn't intend to show off his cultivation, but his ability was too high. Although his words were vulgar, they did not lose the truth. Therefore, when he started to philosophize, his eyes seemed extremely deep, and the coercion exuding from his body was incomparable. Lu Bu and other coaches are weaker by half points.

Bajie like this naturally made San Pang and the others extremely fanatical.

"Brother Pig, your image is too majestic. It's the first time San Fatty has seen you with such heroic spirit! San Fatty can follow such a great hero and person like you, it's really a blessing for all generations!" The fattest Fatty patted his chest and spoke loudly, his body trembling constantly because of these words, the frenzy on his face and the tears of joy in his eyes were enough to make people dumbfounded.

"That's right, Brother Zhu, you are a majestic man, you are omnipotent, you are like no one else, and all the rivers and rivers in the world are under your feet. Haha, all the girls in the world like you, Brother Zhu, who is so powerful and full."

"Of course, yes. Brother Pig's handsome appearance, compared to His Majesty the Emperor Qin, is evenly matched, haha!"

A few big fat guys in the arena admired Ba Jie very much, and they flattered horses by playing tricks.

Ba Jie is now full of food and drink, feeling tired, why don't you say more, impatiently waved his hand, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't shoot! My old pig has always been greedy for life and afraid of death, you bastards , Liuxu is not such a slippery method."

However, despite what he said, the smile on Bajie's face couldn't be restrained, and he obviously enjoyed the rhythmic atmosphere of being surrounded by people and flattering him.

You know, Bajie in "Journey to the West" is a funny character created by the author based on the representative of social humanity at that time.

He is not as heroic as Brother Hou, who exists in everyone's fantasy worship.It is not as hard-working as Drifting, and it is a portrayal of hard-working people at the bottom of society.It's not as hypocritical and hypocritical as Tang Seng, who is disgusting.

What Bajie represents is a real portrayal of a "social person".

Therefore, the Bajie summoned by the system from the plane of "Journey to the West" naturally retained the various qualities of Zhu Bajie, making him the same as ordinary people, and he has what ordinary people have.

To put it simply... In society, my pig brother, people love and have fun.

At this moment, after hearing Bajie's hypocritical words, many fat people gave him 1 supercilious looks from the bottom of their hearts.These fat people all know that if they really follow Bajie's words and don't continue to flatter, then Brother Zhu will definitely play tricks.

After a bit of contempt in their hearts, these fat people quickly opened their mouths, and they flattered and flattered them again, making Brother Zhu laugh again and again, his heart was already full of joy, and he felt that he was really good to these fat people for nothing. can speak.

So, Zhutou Bajie coughed a few times, yawned, waved his hands solemnly and said: "Okay, get busy, my old pig will continue to practice Buddhism, don't call me before meal time!"

After the words fell, Bajie's complexion suddenly became a little dull, he opened his bloody mouth and yawned, rubbed his nose subconsciously, then dawdled, as if he didn't want to waste any energy, fell into the firewood pile and began to sleep.

In just a moment, this guy was already sound asleep, and he was still snoring in his sleep, the snoring sound was like thunder.

Many fat people in the arena naturally knew our Brother Bajie's disposition, they all laughed together, started to get busy again, and then whispered to each other.

"Look, look at our pig brother, this is called realm. Among us Qin, those guys, in order to invite Zhan to follow the two coaches, Lu Bu and Xue Li, to make meritorious deeds, it was all a scramble for the head. What is it for? Isn’t it just to mix up some food, drink, and use. Huh, but look at us, we don’t need to bleed, we don’t need to work hard, but we get what we want.”

The fattest three fatty, with a proud face, took out a large piece of fresh beef while smirking, picked off some leftovers and threw it into the pot, then kept the remaining large piece of good meat, and laughed. : "Hmph, the coach is amazing, why don't we have to eat what our brothers left over?"

Many fat people laughed out loud when they heard the words, and felt that this room was a treasure.

But at this moment, a roar came from a distance very clearly.

"What a coward, how dare you trade someone's good wine and come out to die!"

This roar shook the sky, shaking all the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, and the door frame and other things even creaked.

When the fat men heard the roar, their faces turned pale with fright, and they almost jumped up. They hurried out to have a look, and saw Lu Bu holding his Fang Tian painting halberd, full of rage, veins bulging on his face, and walking away with a murderous look on his face. come over.

At this moment, Lu Bu was really angry, his fierce appearance seemed to be on the battlefield, and he vowed not to give up until he killed someone.

"Who is warming up the wine for me? Get out!"

When Lv Bu got angry, he would have blood spattered five steps, and now he roared, the sound was like thunder rolling, if he was not the commander at this time, he would have smashed the kitchen and killed everyone.

"Fengxian, let's calm down first, maybe one of his subordinates served the wrong wine..." Xue Rengui hurriedly dissuaded him, but his face was not good-looking, and he was obviously angry.

Seeing the two coaches approaching in person, the fat guys in the kitchen immediately trembled in their hearts. They didn't expect to poke a big hole this time.With the current situation, Lu Bu was about to kill someone to vent his anger. How dare these fat people go out, they were all trembling with fright.

"Brother, don't try to persuade me again! These poor people, it's okay to tolerate it on weekdays, but today I can't bear it anymore!"

Lu Bu was indeed angry, because he was bragging just now, and he was short of good wine to moisten his throat, but unexpectedly the wine brought up was bland and tasteless, and he even touched something that he didn't know if it was snot or saliva, how could he tolerate it?
During the words, Fang Tian's painted halberd in his hand hit the deck heavily, and a huge force swept out, directly shattering the doors and windows of the kitchen.

Such a furious act naturally attracted many Qin soldiers. Xue Li was afraid that Lu Bu would do something excessive in his rage. He was about to dissuade him, but he heard a loud thunder, as if someone was making a trick in the kitchen. Lightning strikes.

Both of them are masters, the first time they heard the sound of thunder, they knew that there were masters hiding in the kitchen, so they immediately raised their halberds, their strength suddenly increased, proudly facing the sky, one left and one right, in a posture of facing the enemy, ready to fight This brings forth the terrible power of thunder.

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