Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 210 Repay, no, I'm here to report.

Xie Yun looked at the tens of thousands of people chasing up to the ice, finally gritted his teeth and pushed everyone to the shore with a flick of his sleeves, then sacrificed a mutated version of the real fire of Samadhi, and forcibly burned the Tongtian River.

"Daozhang, don't go..."

Avalokitesvara was in a complicated mood when she heard the shout from Shunfeng, but she still praised: "The Immortal Emperor's good reputation has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and my Buddhism is far inferior!"

Xie Yun still wanted to say a few words of modesty, but the shouts from the shore came again.

"Daoist, if that person fails to fulfill the oath within three years, remember to kill her with your own hands!"

Guanyin's face froze, and his heart immediately turned cold: Fuck, are the simple and simple people so serious now?
No, after returning to Mount Putuo, my old lady had to go to the underworld immediately to ask her old friend Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for help. She tried her best to fish out the eight pairs of boys and girls.

"Don't worry, everyone, go back, Pindao must remember this promise." Xie Yun ignored Guanyin's resentful eyes and shouted towards the shore.

Tens of thousands of people gradually dispersed.

Several people just turned their heads, and Zhu Bajie looked at the boundless Tongtian River, his head humming and hurting.

He asked: "Master, shall we fly over this time, or swim freestyle, butterfly, backstroke, breaststroke step by step?"

Xie Yun was about to say that when he flew over, a pink mangy head popped out of the water not far away, very ugly, like a monster.

"Master Daoist, there is no charge for the little demon to send you across the river."

"What are you doing, no money, free? What's your plan? Do you want to swim halfway and drown us?" Xie Yun's eyes lit up, and his words were full of temptation.

"Pindao is a Buddhist learner who started from the Great Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Great Leiyin Temple in the West. If you eat me, you will live forever, become famous overnight, and reach the pinnacle of life."

"Don't wait, if you want to do it, it's now!"

The monster looked at Xie Yun, then at Guanyin Bodhisattva, then at Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk who had malicious intentions, and silently emerged from the water, showing its four hooves, expressing its surrender
It turned out to be an old turtle, and his confidence was seriously lacking: "Immortal Emperor, we are honest people, don't joke with us like this, when you stabbed the goldfish spirit to death with a sword, I lay down not far away and saw it clearly , That aura is so domineering."

"I'm here now to repay my kindness. My family's ancestors have accumulated for nine generations, and finally built a water turtle mansion at the bottom of the Tongtian River. They have been living in peace and stability. Who would have imagined that nine years ago, they were snatched away by that goldfish spirit."

"He killed my sons and daughters, took away my family members, played songs every night, and even gave me a cuckold, bah, don't mention this."

"Anyway, I don't live with him. If you kill him, then you will be my great benefactor. I can't ask for money to send you across the river. Although I am a fairy, I know how to repay my kindness."

Xie Yun looked at the blood-red mouth of the old turtle who kept spewing out saliva, and his face gradually turned black.

The current monsters, one by one, have become balls without any ambition at all, and they are sent to his mouth. These guys don't even have the courage to bite, bah, they are all trash!

"Don't talk about it, hurry up, my emperor has a lot of troubles, and I have to go to the west to learn scriptures, I don't have time to listen to you chattering here." Xie Yun jumped onto the turtle's shell first.

After several people stood firm, the old turtle didn't dare to stay, and it only took half a day to swim across the [-] Li Tongtian River.

On the other side, Xie Yun took the lead in opening Fengling's small world, and pulled Xiong Da out to cook.

He wasn't greedy for the bodies of those shrimp soldiers and crab generals, but simply didn't want to waste food.

Seafood and other ingredients really cannot be kept for a long time, otherwise they will definitely deteriorate.

Xie Yun looked at the monsters piled up like a mountain, wiped away the tears that kept flowing from the corners of his mouth, and asked, "Silly bear, do you know what to do?"

Xiong Da frowned, and said: "Master, this crab is easy to talk about. Now after autumn, the crab paste is the best time to be thick. Steamed crab is a delicious dish, but how to eat shrimp, fried?"

boom!
Xie Yun kicked the black bear spirit into the air, and almost jumped to reprimand: "You have been immersed in cooking for many years, and you actually waste everything, what fried shrimp, made into spicy crayfish!"

"By the way, these two legs of lamb, you can slice them up. Let's eat boiled lamb. Don't waste that frozen mandarin fish. The body of the fish is made into sashimi, and the head of the fish is boiled in soup."

"On the way to learn scriptures, don't waste extravagance. Four dishes and one soup are very good."

Xiong Da held the two hind legs of Daxian Yangli, and forced Zhu Bajie and Drifting to fight him.

He was by the Tongtian River, started to set up a pot to light a fire, put on an apron, and the three of them got busy.

Xie Yun looked at Lao Yuan who hadn't left yet, walked over and asked curiously, "What else do you need?"

"Emperor Immortal, we have something to ask Bodhisattva, otherwise I feel aggrieved and panic, can you call her over?"

Xie Yun looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva not far away, and directly pulled him over with the Great Grasping Technique.

"Bahuang, don't think that you are right about this matter, you can do something to this deity, this deity also has dignity!" Guanyin said nervously, clutching her chest.

"Bodhisattva, I like fairies with uneven figures. Don't worry, you are safe with me." Xie Yun shrugged and explained to himself. .

"That's good, the deity is a monk, you'd better keep a distance from me, otherwise..." Avalokitesvara felt that something was wrong in the middle of her words.

What do you mean that you like fairies with bumpy figures, my mother is safe with you?
Are you trying to call me flat chested?
No, you can explain it clearly to me, otherwise the deity today...

Guanyin touched her chest, and her confidence quickly disappeared. She was weak and whispered: "What's wrong with me, I save fabric!"
"Emperor Immortal, you will be called the deity in the future, don't talk about it, let others see it, it will not affect you well, just shout!" Guanyin tidied her clothes and tried to recover her mentality.

Xie Yun pointed at the old turtle, and said innocently, "It was looking for you."

Lao Yuan felt that he was a little redundant, but after hesitating for a moment, he still asked, "Bodhisattva, is the goldfish essence from your family?"

Avalokitesvara nodded and said, "Why, there is something wrong. When the inspiration is alive, how much money is owed to you? You bring the IOU to the deity, and I will pay it back for him."

The old man remained silent, he moved a few steps towards Xie Yun calmly, and asked, "Immortal Emperor, as the inspector of the Heavenly Dao, when you see something illegal, you will always make the decision for us little people, right?"

"Don't worry, the emperor can't tolerate sand in his eyes. If you have any grievances, just say it."

"Immortal Emperor, I reported Guanyin Bodhisattva with my real name. She carelessly let her pet escape, causing the goldfish spirit to hurt me, occupy my house, sleep with my wives, and cause extremely serious damage to my young heart."

"You must make the decision for me!" Lao Yuan said, and he couldn't help but burst into tears from his eyes.

Guanyin felt that her teeth were in severe pain. She thought that he was here to repay her kindness, but she never expected that she was here to report her.

(End of this chapter)