Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 211 Food Flavor Enhancer

"Bahuang, for the sake of our friendship for so many years, this deity is willing to compensate him, why don't you let us keep this matter private?" Guanyin bowed her head.

She really doesn't want to be reported. It's easy to talk about losing money, and it's too uncomfortable for her luck to drop.

Bad luck added to him, so he could only avoid it by retreating.

Xie Yun said solemnly: "Bodhisattva, don't get too close, keep your distance, or I will report you for obstructing justice, we don't know each other well!"

"Old Yuan, this Emperor must give you a satisfactory explanation for this matter, otherwise I am not worthy to be the patrol envoy of the Heavenly Dao!"

"The Immortal Emperor is stern and selfless, and the little old man is convinced." Lao Yuan wagged his little tail, feeling extremely happy.

Hehehe, as long as the timing is right, Guanyin Bodhisattva, one of the four great Buddhist Bodhisattvas, will also suffer in front of Lao Tzu, a turtle that reaches the sky.

"System, I report Guanyin Bodhisattva for indulging pets and hurting people."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a bottle of food flavor enhancer."

Food Flavor Enhancer: The latest research results of a certain scientific and technological plane, which can infinitely stimulate the original taste of food, stimulate people's appetite, and greatly increase people's appetite.

Special Note: In order to cover up his poor cooking skills, Tiandao used unconventional means to obtain this bottle of food flavor enhancer by force.

This substance is still in the experimental stage, please use it with caution, the side effects are unknown.

Xie Yun didn't even look at it, he just put the food flavor enhancer in his pocket and kept it close to his body.

To be honest, this thing is simply the gospel of the handicapped cook, and it is definitely a top-notch treasure.

If I cook for Nuwa and Houtu in the future, maybe I can use this thing to pretend to be cool, and there may be unexpected rewards in bed afterwards.

"Emperor Immortal, you really reported it!" Guanyin's voice was full of resentment.

Xie Yun said solemnly: "I don't really report it. If I make a false report, I have to report myself again. It's not worth it."

"Emperor Immortal, you are a ruthless person!" Guanyin lost his temper.

Report yourself, okay?

"Master, four dishes and one soup will be ready soon, shall we eat here, or go back to Fengling Small World?" Xiong shouted.

Xie Yun looked at the rolling Tong Tianhe, made a decisive decision, and said: "I won't go back, let's eat here today!"

Good wine and good food, paired with the vast and boundless Tongtian River, will definitely whet your appetite...whether...?
Damn it, why isn't this old turtle leaving? Your head is here, it's affecting my appetite!
"Who is that, what else do you have?"

The old turtle chuckled, stretched his long neck and said, "Emperor Immortal, you are going to Daxitian, so can you do me a favor by the way."

"No time, I have a lot to do, so hurry up and leave." Xie Yun directly refused.

Just kidding, I am a majestic Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations, tens of millions in a minute, because of a one-sided relationship, I want to do you a favor?

Then fetching sperm, bah, wouldn't the female monsters on the way to fetch scriptures all use this reason to ask for a promise?

Lao Yuan pleaded: "Emperor Immortal, my matter is very important, just ask me a question, it's no trouble."

He has been cultivating in Tongtianhe for 300 years, and his skills are not low, but it is difficult to transform into a human form.

When I met Xie Yun this time, I just wanted Xie Yun to meet the Tathagata, and ask for help, when will I be able to transform.

"No time!" Xie Yun refused directly.

The flowery female monster can't even think about it by herself, who has time to worry about you, a thousand-year-old turtle!
"Emperor Immortal, if you don't help me, I won't leave. This Tongtian River is not your territory, so I'll stay here!" The old turtle went ashore directly, dug a sandpit, lay there and stared at Xie Yun without moving. .

From the looks of it, he is preparing to carry non-violence and non-cooperation to the end. Simply put, he is preparing to play foolish.

"Okay, don't regret it." Xie Yun didn't bother to take care of an old turtle. He looked at Guanyin and asked politely: "Bodhisattva, the meal is ready, can you leave after two bites?"

"I believe in Buddhism, eat vegetarian food, and avoid meat and fish."

Xie Yun didn't hesitate, and directly pointed out: "Bodhisattva, what is the relationship between us, I have seen you without makeup, in front of me, don't pretend, eat a couple of bites, you also ate the boiled fish yesterday."

"No, this deity will start from today, taboo!" Guanyin snorted coldly, pointed out a lotus flower out of thin air, sat on it and began to silently recite the mantra of clearing the heart.

It's not that she doesn't want to leave, but she still has something to ask Xie Yun to deal with.

Before dinner, Xie Yun finally remembered the second apprentice in the stone box, and quickly let him out.

"Master, you..." Sun Wukong was already stunned by the cold, swaying, his eyes were filled with resentment.

"Wukong, don't talk, wash your hands first, let's eat, we won't be cold when we are full." Xie Yun told Wan with concern, and took out the bottle of food flavor enhancer from his arms.

Sun Wukong looked at the four dishes and one soup on the table, took a deep breath, his waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer hurting, and he didn't slap his hips any more.

It's important to eat, it's important to eat!
The three apprentices went to wash their hands together with Xiong Da. Xie Yun began to sprinkle food flavor enhancer on the food. It is better to test the poison first.

Bang!
Spicy crayfish, boiled mutton, hairy crab, mandarin fish sashimi and fish head soup are sprinkled with food flavor enhancers, and suddenly explode into a pink mushroom cloud.

"Master, my old grandson is wrong, I will be honest in the future, don't kill your apprentice!" Monkey King saw this scene on the way back after washing his hands, and immediately knelt down.

Xiong Da, Zhu Bajie and Drifting also had lingering fears and were extremely disturbed.

They weren't worried about Xie Yun's poison, and Da Luo Jinxian couldn't die from the poison, but what if there were other medicines in it?
Like aphrodisiacs!

After all, the behavior of Immortal Emperor Bahuang cannot be deduced by common sense.

"What's the matter? As a teacher, I added some flavor enhancers to the dishes. When you smell it, doesn't the fragrance increase?" Xie Yun defended himself: "The teacher wants to kill you all, so that you won't be poisoned. Isn't it good to slap to death?"

"That's right!" Sun Wukong just got up and patted the dirt on his body.

Although the master's words hurt people, it is really such a way.

Xiong Da also reacted, he inhaled hard, and from a professional point of view, he came to an astonishing conclusion.

These dishes are at least three times more delicious, and the taste of the ingredients themselves has been fully stimulated.

This is impossible, how is this possible?
"Master, what did you add to the dish?" Xiong Da humbly asked.

"I picked up a bottle of food flavor enhancer by the side of the road. Are you interested?" Xie Yun took out the small pink bottle and said generously, "You'll get half of it. Try to analyze the formula inside."

If it can be analyzed, this formula is an old hen that lays golden eggs.

Anyway, I can't cook a few meals, and there is half a bottle left, which is enough. Xie Yun has a very clear understanding of his hard work.

After Xiong Da put away half a bottle of food flavor enhancer, the five of them gathered together at a table, looked at the four dishes and one soup in front of them, and swallowed involuntarily.

Really fragrant!

"Excuse me, let me add some tableware by the way, I'm hungry too." Guanyin ran over at some point, with a trace of saliva dripping from the corner of her mouth.

　Dig a hole, Guanyin will eat half of it later, if someone comes to rescue him, he will...

　　Tomorrow at three o'clock, anyone give a reward?

　　Let me tell you, I'll give it a try.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)