Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 22 Silly monkey, you have been tricked!

After drinking a large pot of good tea, Xie Yun was surprised to find that the old man was also from Tang Dynasty, and he was a serious businessman from Chang'an.

Ruthless people, a team of mortals, dared to go deep into Hezhou, Xiniu, to ask for a living.

"Master Dao, the little old man doesn't have the guts to rely on the six rough methods of my family." The old man's face was clearly brightened, but his eyes were even darker.

"Where are your six children?" Xie Yun asked curiously.

Most of the people in this farm are old people, and there are no adults in their prime.

"Hey, the family is unlucky, the family is unlucky!" the old man said with tears in his eyes, patting his thigh in pain.

"Master Dao, didn't you just ask me if there are any evil monsters near me, now I tell you, there are no monsters, only my child who went up the mountain and became a robber."

"Six years ago, they were all fine. Suddenly one day, six golden lights rushed into their bodies, and all six of them changed, as if they were different people. Then they all took knives and turned into bandits."

Snapped!
Xie Yun smashed the table with a slap and became angry on the spot.

Unexpectedly, now, there are still people who dare to take the house openly, and even more annoying are Buddhists who claim to be righteous.

"Old man, don't worry, Pindao is good at exorcising demons and demons, and Pindao will take care of your family."

The old man was overjoyed, and then he said worriedly: "My six villains are proficient in fists, sticks, sticks, and spells, and ordinary people can't get close to them, you..."

"Hahaha, you old man, do you know who the poor man is?" Xie Yun laughed loudly.

"Who are you?"

"Poverty Dao stands side by side with saints. When the Jade Emperor in the Heavenly Palace and the Tathagata of Daxitian saw me, they both bowed their heads and called me "Master Uncle."

Bang!

A golden seal of the Eight Desolation Kings was smashed on the table.

After the old man picked it up and looked at it carefully, he knelt down and said, "Cao Min pays homage to the lord, lord, you must make the decision for the old man!"

"Get up, the people of Tang Dynasty don't have such weak knees. If the poor Taoist says he will make the decision for you, he will definitely make the decision for you." Xie Yun helped the old man up, comforted him, and then found a reason to leave.

On the farm's grain drying field, Monkey King is fighting fiercely with the tiger demon. One of the two has a high realm, and the other has a strong body, which is exactly the same.

"Wukong, come here, I have something to do with you for my teacher."

bump!
After the tiger demon and Monkey King bumped into each other hard, they ran over and asked, "Master, what do you want from me?"

"Silly monkey, you have been tricked by Buddhism."

"What? Counting? Impossible! I'm fine! Who dares to plot against me?" Sun Wukong directly denied the triple attack.

Damn!

Monkey King plunged headlong into the haystack next to the grain drying field, leaving his legs twitching and twitching.

"The teacher said that you were tricked, and you were tricked. What do you refute? Master's words are always correct. Even if the teacher is wrong, you are wrong, understand?" Xie Yun put his feet away and said dissatisfied .

"Hiss, master, I know, I will never do it again in the future, also, can you stop kicking my ass in the future, I am popular in the first place, but you still kick it." Monkey King jumped out of the haystack with grinning teeth.

"Beating is kissing, scolding is love, old apprentices come out of sticks, do you still want to teach you as a teacher?" Xie Yun pulled out a measuring ruler and said.

Gudong!

Sun Wukong shuddered, nodded again and again and said: "Master, my grandson understands. From now on, if you let me go east, I will never go west. If you let me chase chickens, I will never chase dogs."

"You silly monkey, you are heartless day by day. When you were crushed under Wuzhi Mountain, did those bald donkeys in Buddhism do anything to you?"

"My old grandson doesn't know!" Sun Wukong scratched his head and thought for a long time and said.

Being suppressed for 500 years is really boring, so Sun Wukong's daily routine is to sleep, sleep and sleep again. I really can't remember whether Buddhism has tampered with him now.

Boom!
Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong into the haystack again, and said: "The old man in the farm has six sons, they are called seeing happiness, listening to anger, nose smelling love, tongue tasting thinking, lusting for opinions, and worrying about himself, what do you think? Who are they?"

"I, I don't know, what the master says is what it is!" Sun Wukong shook his head.

"Silly monkey, do you know that all things have the seven emotions and six desires?"

"Hey, master, my grandson understands this." Sun Wukong nodded frantically.

"Then do you have it?" Xie Yun asked back.

"Of course there is!"

Xie Yun took out a plate of spiritual fruits from his sleeve, which contained red vermilion fruits, yellow kylin fruits and several large flat peaches.

"Eat?"

"Don't eat, I'm not hungry!" Sun Wukong shook his head.

"Is it fragrant?"

"No taste, master, did you fool me with a plate of fake fruit?" Sun Wukong said.

Boom!
Monkey King was kicked into the haystack by Xie Yun, and the overwhelmed haystack finally disintegrated.

"You silly monkey, how dare you say that you have emotions and desires?" Xie Yun sat down on Monkey King and greeted, "You two come here, eat something delicious!"

The Tiger Demon and the Jinghe Dragon King came over cautiously, not daring to take it for a long time.

"The melons and fruits on this plate are all specially offered by the Heavenly Court. The Jade Emperor respects the poor. I'm tired of eating it now, and it's cheaper for you two." Xie Yunlian threw the top-quality spiritual fruit in the plate to the tiger demon.

Vermilion fruit and kirin fruit are both top grades from other lands, and flat peaches are several grades better than the flat peaches that prevaricate the fairies at the flat peach conference.

The Dragon King of Jinghe didn't even spit out the peach pits. After swallowing three flat peaches raw, he finally felt that he was about to break through.

"Master, Xiaolong has nothing to repay, but promises you with your body. From now on, life will be your mount, and death will also be yours..." Jinghe Dragon King Dangcheng knelt down and said.

Whoops!

"Damn, take the broken lamp and find a farther place to cross the catastrophe, so as not to interfere with my viewing of the moon." Xie Yun kicked the Feijing River Dragon King, and smashed the blue lantern along with it.

"Master, I have recognized you for the rest of my life!"

Boom!
Xie Yun also kicked the tiger demon who was still eating flat peaches away, and said: "Go over and look at that stupid dragon. If he can't come back, you will be brought back too."

Hanlong!Said Lao Tzu has goosebumps all over his body, Xie Yun said in a low voice.

"System, I will report the seven sons of the old man who seized the Buddhist house."

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with thirty chaotic energy."

Tathagata, who was far away in Daxitian, suddenly shuddered, quickly pinched his fingers, and his face changed instantly.

Uncle Master is so powerful, he discovered the backhand of Buddhism so quickly, but it doesn't matter, seizing the house is only on the surface, but fortunately, he has more eyes and secretly saved a hand.

Sun Wukong, the son of destiny, will worship my Buddha after all...

Another voice came from the direction of Wuzhi Mountain, and Tathagata was completely dumbfounded.

"System, I report the six desires that Buddhism kidnapped my apprentice!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with fifty chaotic energy."

"Amitabha...Buddha...Buddha's sister! That person who eats the inside out, became a traitor, and ruined my Buddhist plan?" In Daxitian Leiyin Temple, a Tathagata roared angrily.

All the bodhisattvas and arhats looked at each other, wondering why their boss was going crazy.

In the dry valley field, Xie Yun sighed as he saw that "Pangu Kaitian Jue" had only moved forward by one-tenth of the upgrade bar.

The road is long and long, and it is king to report more!

PS: I don't have the face to ask for a recommendation ticket today.

Chapter 21 driving was blocked, it has been corrected, and it is under review, sorry.

(End of this chapter)