Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 23 "Three Hundred Children's Songs"

That night, when the Dragon King of Jinghe came back from crossing the Heavenly Tribulation, he clapped his head respectfully outside Xie Yunmen three times, turned around and turned into a black horse, and consciously went back to the stable to graze.

I figured it out, I figured everything out, what happened to being a mount?
The master of crossing the catastrophe will give you a magic weapon to ensure that you will succeed in crossing the catastrophe, and you will be able to eat the top-quality spiritual fruit that Da Luo Jinxian would not even dare to think about. This life is satisfied.

Don't you see that Qingniu, the big boss of the demon clan, is a dignified quasi-sage, and he also became the mount of the Taishang Laojun, but even those ancient masters would respectfully bow their hands and call him a fellow daoist when they saw Qingniu.

What's wrong with being a dog's leg to the master, I mean it!

The Dragon King of Jinghe looked at the puzzled white horse next to him, snorted, and chewed the fodder by himself.

Early the next day.

After Xie Yun finished washing, he ate and drank enough, and led the people to leave the farm, looking for the old man's six unlucky sons.

The Tiger Demon played the vanguard, Xie Yun rode an ordinary white horse, Sun Wukong led the horse, and Li Mingda sat in a carriage pulled by the Dragon King of Jinghe River, stayed overnight at Xiaoxing, and walked for several days.

Sure enough, after the tiger demon and the Jinghe Dragon King kept a low profile, everyone finally encountered many monsters, most of them female monsters, who came for Xie Yun.

"Master Daoist, how about you come to my thatched cottage to rest your feet?" A female fairy in white stood outside the fence, smiling and taking care of Xie Yun.

"Boundless Heavenly Venerable, fellow Taoist, I appreciate your kindness. The poor Taoist has important things to do today, how about another day?" Xie Yun replied sitting on the white horse.

Xiniu Hezhou is the base of the monster clan, there are many monster clans, most of the monsters are good, and the fairies in white are all cultivated into immortals and transformed into human form, they are kind-hearted monsters.

"Okay then, fellow daoist, leave a contact information!" the female fairy in white said reluctantly.

"Humph!"

"You are not a good person at first glance, my master won't like you, give up!" Li Mingda said suddenly, sticking his head out of the carriage.

Datang's sister has always been tough, she is not only from Datang, but also a princess, so her temper will naturally not be small.

For some reason, I always feel sour when I see monsters flirting with Master.

"Fellow daoist, my disciple is ignorant and abrupt. This golden elixir is an apology. I'm poor and poor. The ashram is in Shuangcha Ridge. Let's meet again by fate." Xie Yun took out a five-turn golden elixir and threw it away. Tell the banshee.

"Who is ignorant, I know everything!" Li Mingda said angrily in the carriage.

The princess of the Tang Dynasty, at her age, has married people. Before leaving, Empress Changsun left all the matters of the boudoir to her daughter.

The loving mother is very painstaking, for fear that the silly girl will marry someone halfway, and the Dongfu will not understand anything.

"Master, that woman is a snake demon." Sun Wukong said weakly, leading the horse.

"Silly monkey, remember, life is precious, and love is even more expensive. As long as you let your mind go, you won't have to worry about finding a beautiful wife."

"By the way, you don't discriminate against transvestites, do you?"

"Master, this..."

boom!
Monkey King was kicked away by Xie Yun, and plunged straight into the nearby stone cliff.

"You monkey, what right do you have to discriminate against transvestites? Your Zixia is still a wick. You don't even let the wick go. You are even more beastly." Xie Yun put away the recording stone in his hand and smiled kindly. She smiled and said: "When you marry Fairy Zixia, I will give this important gift to Zixia as a teacher."

"Hahahaha, you don't need to thank you as a teacher. On the day of your wedding, just wait and kneel on the washboard!"

"Master, you want to match me and Zixia?" Sun Wukong was so excited, his face changed immediately, and he begged: "Master, I know I was wrong, you can return that recording stone..."

"Get out, don't give it, I won't get out and I will kick you as a teacher."

It's early winter, and it's getting colder.

Although Xie Yun and the others are not afraid of the cold and heat, the grass and trees are not.

When the group was stationed on the hill and preparing to spend the night, Xie Yun looked at a maple forest at the foot of the mountain, which was all fiery red, and suddenly felt poetic.

"You guys come here, facing such a beautiful day and beautiful scenery, you have to think about it and say something."

Sun Wukong's expression changed: Damn it!

The tiger demon lowered its head and even wanted to run.

The Dragon King of Jinghe was very calm. Compared with the two illiterates upstairs who had never read books, he had read a few books when he went to the East China Sea Dragon Palace to meet relatives.

Li Mingda jumped out of the carriage with a book of poems in hand. For such a trivial matter as reciting poems and composing Fu, it was a piece of cake for her, a princess of the Tang Dynasty.

Xie Yun pointed casually and said, "Monkey, you come first."

"Ah? Master, why did my old grandson come first?" Sun Wukong said with a bitter face.

"You first, you first, what nonsense, believe it or not, I will kick you for the teacher?"

Monkey King jumped up clutching his buttocks, and said with a mournful face, "If I come first, I will come first. Cough, master, don't laugh at me."

"Oh my mother, there is such a big forest. If you look at the fire from a distance, you can see the leaves are red."

"Good poetry, good poetry!" Before the tiger demon could finish applauding, Xie Yun kicked him.

"It's okay if you can't write good poems, but how can you not even have aesthetic ability, silly tiger, you will be next."

The tiger demon's smiling face disappeared in an instant, and he started scratching his head frantically. After a long time, he said, "Standing on the mountain and looking down, the Daoist forced me to compose a poem. I couldn't think of it when I scratched my head. I just think the tree is beautiful."

Xie Yun's face darkened, and his subordinates were a group of monsters.

"Master, I'm coming!" The Jinghe Dragon King stood up and cleared his throat and said, "The stone path is slanted in the cold mountain far away, and there is a family in the place where Baiyun is born. Stop and sit down..."

boom!
The Jinghe Dragon King was kicked away by Xie Yun.

This stupid dragon is so brave, he dared to plagiarize in a fair and aboveboard manner. Have you never heard of Du Mu?

Xie Yun felt that his liver was hurting, and when he went out and met the big bosses of the Three Realms, he was ashamed to tell others that this was his apprentice, mount, and bodyguard.

"Master, don't be angry, just listen to me, withered red leaves, thousands of forests are thin, and a few pines and cypresses on the mountain, how about it?" Li Mingda asked Xie Yun as if asking for credit, beating Xie Yun's leg.

"Well, that's right. You have the three-point level of being a teacher." Xie Yun nodded in praise, looked at the three monsters with shrunken necks, who had three legs when they went up, and scolded: "People are more deadly than others."

boom!
Three thick classic books "Three Hundred Children's Songs" were thrown on the ground.

"Take one book each, read more books, study hard, and don't lose your teacher when you go out." Xie Yunyu began to teach earnestly.

"Read more books, there is no harm."

"That's right." Li Mingda agreed.

"Take a look, there are many immortals, buddhas and demons who can fight in the Three Realms, but how many of them have read books?"

"That's right." Li Mingda then echoed.

"As a teacher, I not only hope that you can practice well, but also that you can read poetry and books and become a compound talent."

"That's right." Li Mingda still agreed.

"Disciple, I will leave these three things to you as a teacher. If you can't learn "Three Hundred Children's Songs" in half a month, you will be punished severely as a teacher!"

"That's right." Li Mingda was dumbfounded after agreeing.

Master, this script is wrong!
Xie Yun had already walked away with his hands behind his back.

Li Mingda looked at the three monsters who were flattering him, covered his forehead, and sighed.

"Dragon King, bring me a futon."

"Tiger demon, give me your whip."

"Junior brother, shrink your golden cudgel to the smallest size and give it to me."

Sun Wukong asked puzzledly: "Senior sister, why do you want my golden cudgel?"

"Using it as an embroidery needle, I'll embroider a sulfur sachet for the master, so that I can drive away the snakes and insects around him and turn them into female goblins." Li Mingda gritted his little canine teeth, and said, "Hurry up, don't force me to beat people! "

Xie Yun stood on the bluestone not far away, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised, half a month was enough for his big apprentice to establish his prestige in the team, apprentice, being a teacher is for your own good!
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