Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 233 Ru Hua, You Think Beautiful!
Boom!
Monkey King hit his head on the table, smashing the inch-thick elm table to pieces.

"Second senior brother, calm down, don't cause such a vicious incident as one dead body and two dead!" Zhu Bajie hurriedly stopped him and persuaded him.

Sun Wukong stroked the sawdust on his head, and said in grief and indignation: "My fate is up to me. With our master's swordsmanship, give the three of us a caesarean section. Are we still alive?"

Zhu Bajie is stupid, he didn’t think that deeply, now think about it, hiss, it’s scary...

The little girl grabbed Xie Yun's Taoist robe, and said, "Small things and lose money!"

"If you guys don't have any money, then sell yourselves to lose money!"

"You marry me, my mother, my aunt, my aunt does not dislike your three apprentices for being ugly."

Whoops!

Three mid-mature women put their waists down, poked the little girl's head with their hands, and cursed: "You little girl thinks beautifully in movies, the Taoist priest should belong to everyone!"

Four women in one drama, Daughter Country is full of women and has no ethical constraints, so the speech is very aggressive and bold.

Xie Yun was in a cold sweat when he heard that, mother, this is too scary, you guys think so beautifully, a broken table just wants the emperor to promise you with your body, what are you thinking?
Want money?This Emperor is short of everything, especially vulgar things like gold, silver and treasures!
Bang!

A gold ingot the size of a fist landed on the table next to it.

The four women stopped arguing, but they looked at Xie Yun more and more fieryly, the son-in-law of the Daoist priest!

"Master, is there any abortion pill? My old grandson can't take it anymore. Zixia and I can't explain the child's birth!" Sun Wukong snorted.

Xie Yun didn't speak, the little girl shook her head and said, "If you drink the water from the Mother-Child River, the child will not be aborted. If you want to have an abortion, there is only one way."

"There is a Xieyang mountain in the south. There is a Poer cave on the mountain. There is a waterfall spring in the cave. Just drink a sip of spring water to relieve fetal gas, but not now."

"The year before last, a Taoist named Ruyi True Immortal came. He changed Po'er Cave into Juxian Nunnery, and asked for water from the Spring of Falling Tires. Now he can offer it."

boom!
Xie Yun slapped the table and said angrily: "Now there is still a stinky and shameless mountain king occupying the land. Since the poor Taoist has encountered this matter, he must take care of it!"

"System, I report that the Ruyi Immortal forcibly occupied the Falling Taiquan!"

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with the "Three-Year Basic Physical Training Textbook""

"Three-year Basic Physical Training Textbook": In order to expand the number of physical training students, Chaotic Physical Training Master painstakingly compiled the basic physical training textbook, the upper limit is only up to the Golden Immortal Stage.

"Girl, please wipe off your drool, where is Jieyang Mountain?" Xie Yun asked.

The little girl pointed to the south with her finger, and said with concern: "It's only thirty miles south from here. That man has powerful mana. If you take the spring water by force, Taoist priest, be careful!"

Xie Yun smiled, what kind of bullshit is Ruyi True Immortal?

He didn't take two steps out of the door, but came back again, took out a piece of silver and handed it to the little girl, Jishou said: "Please boil some hot water, if the poor man can't come back, I will work for a few of you to be midwives .”

"Remember, you must be safe!"

When the three apprentices and Bai Longma heard this, they immediately became anxious, Immortal Emperor, what do you mean?
If you feel that you can't beat it, you can bring us along!

After all, Xie Yun didn't bring the four pregnant women with him. He stepped on the cloud, and after a while, he came to Jieyang Mountain.

This mountain is actually a good heaven-reaching place, although it is a bit small, but the flowers are laid out in brocade, the weeds are covered with blue, the ravines in the mountain are dense with vines, and the peaks and ridges are full of trees, it is really wonderful!

There was a sound of dog barking!

Hearing the sound and leaving, I saw a manor hidden in the dense forest, Xie Yunluo was in the garden, and saw a beautiful woman sitting with her back not far away.

He stepped forward to salute, Jishou said: "Dare to ask girl, is this place Juxian Temple?"

The beautiful woman turned her head and covered her face with a handkerchief. When she saw Xie Yun, she began to suck, drooling.

"Daoist, no, handsome guy, this place is Juxian Temple, are you here to propose marriage?"

Xie Yun quickly shook his head and explained: "The poor Taoist came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, and went to the Daleiyin Temple in the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. He came here just to get the water from the Embryo Spring. There is a price for the water. We are not short of money. !"

"Money?" The beauty also smiled and said, "My master said that the first man who came here to fetch water must agree to marry me in order to get the water."

"Husband, go back and prepare the dowry!"

Xie Yun: emmm
"Girl, you are going to buy and sell by force!"

The beauty pulled out a dagger from her waist, grabbed Xie Yun's Taoist robe, and said with a lewd smile: "Yes, it is forced to buy and sell. If you are obedient, I will not let you suffer!"

Hiss, like a flower!
This beautiful woman is a killer from the back, with a female body and male features, unshaven beard, thick nostrils, and exposed nose hair. If there is a list of ugly women, this guy will definitely be on the list.

"Get out, this emperor is married!" Xie Yun was so angry that he was so dizzy that he threw him out of the manor.

Only then did he feel in a better mood. If it was the delicate Lin sister, he might have followed. Why are you so flowery?
"Hey, is there anyone in there?"

"The poor Taoist came from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land and went to the Daleiyin Temple in the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Is Fellow Ruyi True Immortal at home?"

Just as Xie Yun yelled twice, the rockery on the right suddenly moved away, and a black hole appeared behind the mountain, from which a pair of wishful golden hooks flew straight towards him.

Damn, who do you look down on?

A pair of magical weapon level weapons, are you embarrassed to use them for a sneak attack?
Xie Yun didn't hide, he let the pair of wishful golden hooks hit his head, then he picked it up and squeezed the golden hooks into a broken iron ball.

"Ah, my magic weapon!" Immediately, a Taoist appeared from the black hole. He was wearing a nebula crown and a golden cassock. He picked up the iron ball and cried heart-piercingly.

Xie Yun stood by and watched for a long time, he was not an enemy, why did he kill him as soon as he came up?
"you are?"

"Do you still remember the Holy Infant King?" True Immortal Ruyi gritted her teeth.

"What's wrong with that bastard?" Xie Yun was even more puzzled. Since he knew Hong Hai'er, he must be one of his own. Why did he want to kill him?
"The red boy is my nephew, and I am the sworn brother of the Bull Demon King. My nephew wrote a letter the day before yesterday, saying that you caused him to be taken away by Guanyin. Bring it to your door!"

Xie Yun shook his head, the Bull Demon King's backer is pretty popular, since he doesn't want others to know the inside story, he shouldn't reveal the matter himself.

"Fellow Daoist, that bastard is your nephew, and also my nephew. Sending him to Guanyin Bodhisattva is his parents' decision, and it's none of my business."

"I gave him a lot of study materials back then. Since you can get in touch with that bastard, please give him these things too."

Xie Yun handed the "Three-year Physical Training Basic Textbook" to True Immortal Ruyi.

(End of this chapter)