Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 234 Precautions for confinement
True Immortal Ruyi took over the "Three-Year Basic Textbook of Physical Cultivation", he glanced at it twice, and took a deep breath.

He is also a person who knows the goods. This thing is a priceless treasure, and it is absolutely unwilling to give it to someone who is not close to it, let alone give it as a gift.

The person who learned the scriptures was really my nephew's elder, so I wrongly blamed him!
"Fellow Daoist, forgive me, that little bastard really deserves to be beaten, but he actually slandered his elders, and the poor Taoist turned around and gave him a good reprimand. Do you want water from the spring of birth?" True Immortal Ruyi said very politely: "It's easy to say, what do you want for that thing?" We will give as much as you want."

"For four people, half a barrel is enough, if it's not enough, I'll come and get it." Xie Yun sighed, natural abortion medicine!

I don't know if there are any side effects. Wait for the apprentices to try the poison. If there are no side effects, they will go back and serve the whole spring.

In the future, I will specialize in the abortion industry, which is a very profitable business!

True Immortal Ruyi brought over a whole bucket of spring water and boasted, "Fellow Daoist, I didn't brag about it for you. My water is enough for a hundred tests."

Xie Yun complimented her a few times, but didn't dare to delay, and flew back with the fetal spring water.

He didn't want to have five more cuties on the way to learn the scriptures, although that would be nice.

Just after returning to the cottage, I saw Zhu Bajie leaning against the door frame with his big belly humming.

Seeing Xie Yun, he said happily, "Master, have you brought the abortion water?"

"Here, it's all here, one bowl is enough!"

Goo-dong, goo-dong!
Zhu Bajie plunged into the bucket and drank half of the bucket by himself. After a while, he suffered from abdominal pain like cramping, and his stomach rumbled.

Puff~~~
After a series of farts, Bajie didn't even know how to do it, and plunged into the hut, only to hear the earth-shattering noises coming from inside.

"Master, this idiot eats more food than others, so why is he so much more respectful than others?" Sun Wukong held a bowl in his hand, shook his head and teased Zhu Bajie and said.

He had two bowls of water in his stomach, but he couldn't bear it any longer. He moved to the front of the latrine with his legs between his legs and knocked on the door, saying: "Idiot, don't occupy the latrine and don't shit, come out quickly, my grandson can't bear it!"

"Brother Monkey, why don't you find a place where there is no one to solve it, my old pig can't come out for the time being, ah~~"

boom! boom! boom!
Drifting Monk and Bai Longma drank the abortion water, surrounded the hut with Monkey King, and knocked on the door in various ways.

"Brother Zhu, don't hide in there and make no noise. I know you are going to the toilet. You have the ability to occupy the toilet, but why don't you have the ability to open the door!"

"Open the door, open the door, fat pig, you have the ability to stand in the toilet, you have the ability to open the door!"

"Third senior brother, I, Lao Sha, really can't bear it anymore, you can't just watch me pull my crotch!"

After a long time, Zhu Bajie hummed weakly and said: "Don't knock, my old pig has collapsed, who has toilet paper, throw some in for me?"

"Fuck, Junior Brother Sha, Xiaobai, the three of us should find a secluded place to relieve ourselves!" Sun Wukong's face was flushed red now, he didn't even dare to fart.

Because he really can't be sure if the next fart is real, if it flies, then everything is over!

Xie Yun watched the three apprentices move towards the grove step by step with their legs intertwined, and couldn't help reminding: "You three, pay attention, don't go to Fengdi!"

"What will happen if we go?" Sun Wukong asked, biting his back teeth.

"During the confinement period, if the wind blows, it is easy to get postpartum diseases."

"What is postpartum disease?" Drifting turned around and asked in confusion.

Xie Yun: "Well, postpartum disease is a gynecological disease. If you don't pay attention, it is easy to get the root of the disease and affect your life."

Bai Longma breathed a sigh of relief, gynecological disease?

"Master, it's okay. I'm a stallion. Why do I have gynecological diseases?"

Xie Yun looked at their big bellies, shook his head, and said, "Salons can get pregnant these days, so why don't they get gynecological diseases?"

The white dragon horse was speechless, but the master was right!

When the three of them got into the grove and came out, they specially arranged a small formation to shelter from the wind.

In a short time, several people ran back and forth several times, and the big belly gradually flattened, melting those bloody lumps.

The stomach doesn't hurt anymore, but the butt hurts, and it's already swollen from wiping too much toilet paper.

"Master Daoist, your three apprentices and your mount have just had a miscarriage, so they need to drink some chicken soup and white porridge to replenish their health." The little girl looked at Zhu Bajie curiously.

She felt that Zhu Bajie should be pregnant with twins, since only one was aborted just now, she should drink another bowl of abortion spring water.

"You little girl, what are you looking at in movies? My old pig is meat, and I eat it bite by bite!" Zhu Bajie patted his belly and said dissatisfiedly: "Master, it is important to learn from the scriptures, let's go!"

This sad place, he didn't want to stay any longer.

The majestic Marshal Tianpeng is actually pregnant here. If it is spread, people will laugh at her!
"Fat Daoist, don't worry, miscarriage also needs confinement, drink chicken soup, the delicious one!" The little girl's mother came in with a jar of chicken soup, and patted Ba Jie's hand twice.

Zhu Bajie immediately saw the color... Seeing the chicken soup's eyes open, he picked up the chicken soup and drank half a pot.

"Stupid, save some for my grandson!" Sun Wukong grabbed the chicken soup with his hands and took a gulp.

Although he is not afraid of any gynecological diseases, there is nothing wrong with taking precautions before they happen.

Xie Yun stayed in this wine shop for a full month, and he set off to leave after the three apprentices and the horse finished confinement.

The little girl's mother said: "Master Daoist, you don't need to pay for the chicken soup, can you give us the rest of the birth spring water?"

"Why?" Xie Yun was puzzled.

"Hehehe, every year passers-by mistakenly drink the water from the Zimu River, and then spend a lot of money to get abortion water. If we have this water, we can make a small profit. If we sell it, we don't have to worry about food and clothing in the future!"

As expected of the owner of a wine shop, just look at his brains, and he knows how to interrupt the industry monopoly of True Immortal Ruyi, high!

Xie Yun naturally readily agreed to this small request.

After bidding farewell to the little girl who had been sent to the entrance of the village, he rode a horse for thirty or forty miles to the capital of Xiliang women's country.

Looking up, I saw that the people who came out of the city gate in an instant were all women.

"You guys, after you enter the city later, please follow the rules, don't indulge your feelings, get into romantic debts, and I won't wipe your ass for you as a teacher." Xie Yun warned.

"Master, you should worry about yourself, you are more popular with women than the rest of us." Sun Wukong said.

boom!
Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong into the air, cursing: "Is my master a monkey like you who can't keep his belt tight?"

"I met a female goblin along the way, and I talked about it as I said, and I didn't do anything out of the ordinary. Well, I definitely didn't do it!"

Xie Yun cursed, rode a white dragon horse and led Zhu Bajie and Drifting into the capital city of his daughter's country.

They had just taken two steps up the street, when the whole street became quiet, regardless of whether it was the vegetable sellers or the grocery buyers, the shoppers or the older girls and daughters-in-law who were taking a walk, their eyes had a wolf-like green light.

(End of this chapter)