Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 236

The queen is going to get married, and the actions of the entire Daughter Kingdom are unprecedentedly terrifying. Within half a day, the wedding notices were posted, and every household began to decorate with lanterns and festoons.

When they were going to parade through the streets at night, they had to take a good look at what kind of young man he was, so that he could take down Her Majesty the Queen at once.

When Monkey King sneaked into the city in female disguise, he was completely stupid.

Fuck, master, he was an old man who was learning scriptures all the way, and there was a leaf in the bushes that didn't touch his body. How did he fall here?

This unscientific!

Xie Yun didn't have the slightest chance to resist, he was captured alive by Houtu, and he was directly dragged into the bedroom. The two had been married for a long time, and it was not until the ceremony was about to start that all the officials jointly invited him out.

Since there is no custom of marriage in the Daughter Kingdom, the female prime minister has now made up a set. The specific process is that the two new couples will go around the capital to receive the blessings of the people, then the palace worship, and finally the bridal chamber.

Of course, the bridal chamber, which is a favorite environment, is naturally indispensable.

"Daughter-in-law, we're both old couples, so let's forget about the wedding set." Xie Yun was forced into groom's clothes by Houtu, and even put on light makeup.

"Hehehe, no, no one invited us to our wedding in the land of six paths of reincarnation. It's not official. This time I'm going to hold a formal one. I'll invite all the gods and Buddhas from the prehistoric three worlds, and I'll collect some money! "Houtu said something wrong with his eyes.

Dare to feel that she is going to fight with open flames to rob all the gods and Buddhas in the sky in the prehistoric and desolate three realms.

I hope that Nu Wa will not have this idea, otherwise this is really a good way to make a fortune.

Xie Yun followed Hou Tu on the phoenix chariot and sat side by side, while the maid Bo turned around and entered the city.

Drifting and Zhu Bajie led the white dragon horse, looked at the women in the city smiling at Xie Yun, drooling, and sighed: Everyone is a man, why is there such a big gap?
"Bajie, Master, isn't he old enough to learn scriptures?" A fluffy hand came up from behind the two of them.

"Who?" Zhu Bajie trembled in fright, looked back, not dying of laughter, and said: "Brother Monkey, you are really charming in this outfit, look at this figure, tsk tsk tsk."

"Idiot, my old grandson can warn you, our master is a family man, if we let Master Nuwa and Master Houtu know about this, master will surely die, but the few of us can't afford it, so we walk around." Monkey King The monkey faces are all wrinkled together.

He has seen women go crazy with jealousy, one Zixia will be shattered, and two saints will go crazy with jealousy, my God!
Zhu Ba ring pointed at the two people on the phoenix chariot.

Sun Wukong took a closer look and was speechless. How could the king of the Daughter Kingdom be Mrs. Houtu? The sages really know how to play.

On the top of the city gate, the female prime minister said: "Tonight is an auspicious time. Your Majesty is invited to go to the East Pavilion for a banquet and a wedding ceremony. Tomorrow the zodiac will open, and the Taoist priest will be invited to ascend the palace, facing south and changing the year name to ascend the throne."

Houtu hugged Xie Yun's arm and asked triumphantly, "Husband, what about my dowry?"

"The beauties of the entire daughter country, as long as you have ideas, I will not stop them, and you can choose them."

Xie Yun: emmm
I believe you are a ghost, you are a very bad old woman, you will never leave, and you will pretend to be generous and say that you are the king.

The phoenix chariot returned to the palace from Duanmen, and came under the East Pavilion. Before entering, she heard a burst of singing and singing, and two rows of beauties in pink came out one after another.

Xie Yun sat down with Houtu, civil and military officials took their seats, and after thanking the emperor for his kindness, the female prime minister urged: "Your Majesty, it's time to have a cup of wine."

"No hurry, there are still guests not coming." Houtu shook his head and said.

"Your Majesty, all the ministers in the capital have arrived, who will come back?" Before the female prime minister finished speaking, a white cloud floated outside the palace.

"Junior Xuandu, come to congratulate." Xuandu came first with two boxes of kidney-tonifying pills.

He followed closely behind, and the gods and Buddhas all over the sky came in batches.

The Third Emperor of the Monster Race

Buddhist Envoy Huanxi Buddha

Guangchengzi
Heavenly Moon

……

People in Daughter's Country are stunned, what's going on, what kind of auspicious sign has happened in the country, why are the gods in the sky rushing to congratulate?
"Husband, lend me your merit disk." Houtu muttered.

"What do you want that thing for?"

Although Xie Yun was puzzled, he secretly handed the merit disk to Houtu.

This bitch doesn't want to play Buddhist tricks, preaching?
Stab it!

An incomparably bright ball of light lit up from the back of Tutu's head, and the female officials in the East Pavilion and the gods who came to congratulate were all shocked.

"I am the reincarnation of Empress Tu, the Queen of the Witch Clan. The daughter's country has always been filled with yin and yang, and this deity is here to ferry people from the whole country to the land of the six realms of reincarnation. Don't panic, everyone."

The female officials knelt down in a large group. They didn't panic at all, but were very excited.

"Fuck, is it rumored that your Majesty is Empress Houtu?"

"Your Majesty, go to the land of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, will you be assigned someone?"

"Ma'am, I don't ask too much."

……

A group of female officials started to talk about tigers and wolves. It would be pity for anyone who came out. Ninety-nine percent of the people in the Daughter Kingdom were virgins who drank water and became pregnant. Who would believe it?
After the banquet was over, Xie Yun was dragged into the bedroom by Houtu. The gods and Buddhas in the sky who came to congratulate him walked away for a little while, and the rest were entangled by female officials.

Even Zhu Bajie and Drifting were not spared, only Monkey King escaped by relying on women's clothing.

"Wukong, where are Bajie and Drifting?" Xie Yun yawned and said, "Go and call them, and bring the white dragon horse with you, let's go."

"Master, we can't leave for now."

"This daughter's country."

"Don't blame him, what, my old grandson, take a step first, the teacher's wife is here, master, take care of yourself..." Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, he stepped on somersault clouds and rushed out of the palace.

"Husband, why did you come here, hurry back with me." Houtu said with a smile.

Xie Yun's expression changed, he shook his head, and said, "Cough, daughter-in-law, calm down, let's not go back to bed."

"I'll give you a riddle, can you guess it?"

"Okay, I'm good at guessing riddles. If you can guess it, go back with me now. If you can't guess it, I'll go back with you." Hou Turao said with interest.

Xie Yun: emmmmm
Daughter-in-law, let's talk about it, it's too much for you to play a rascal like this.

"Listen well." Xie Yun looked at the fish tank and said, "I'm happy, what are you talking about?"

Hou Tujiao said: "Husband, how dare you say this, let's talk about it when we go back."

"What are you embarrassed to say?"

"I'm just sorry, I can't guess it, you say."

Xie Yun coughed and said solemnly, "I'm talking about fishing!"

(End of this chapter)