Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 237 Wife, I made this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

He was stunned for a moment, is he evil?
I wasted half a day on my expression, and the end result was actually fishing?

Damn it, I was tricked!

Xie Yun used his supernatural powers to step thousands of miles away to hide from the small fist that hit his chest, the small fist of the current head of the Wu Clan, if he really hit him, he would be seriously injured if he didn't die!
"Master, misfortune comes out of your mouth!" Sun Wukong sighed, shrinking his head.

He thought about it just now, but he didn't dare to say it out loud.Sure enough, even if the master's car has a stop sign, you can't predict where the end stop will be.

Xie Yun and Houtu were in Daughter's Country that day, you chased me and ran for a whole day, until they reached the bank of Zimu River.

"Honey, come on, I won't run away, take it easy!"

Houtu clenched his fists, he didn't want to hit him, his teeth itched with anger.

She happened to see a male crab hugging a female crab and running away by the river, she never left, and said angrily: "Look at the crab, it knows how to run away with its wife when it is in danger, so loving, maybe this is love."

Xie Yun forcibly tore the female crab off the back of the male crab, threw it back into the river, and explained: "My wife, you are making no sense when you say that, I am a majestic Immortal Emperor, do you compare me to a crab?"

"System, I will report this male crab for kidnapping a good female crab."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a very poisonous card."

Extremely Poisonous Card: Contains the law of the poison system. After use, the target's toxicity can be increased by ten times. (Not limited to dead objects, can be used on living creatures.)
"Husband, I didn't expect that you are such a person. You are actually jealous of others' love, and you use the power of the inspector of heaven at will." Houtu said angrily.

Xie Yun shook his head while pinching the male crab that was about to escape.

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the dignified wife of Houtu believed in some chicken soup.

Wife, don't blame your husband for ruining your world view, come on, and make this bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

"You guys who are powerful, you just practice and practice every day. You must not have studied this biology. Come on, let me give you a popular science. This crab is called a steamed crab."

Houtu took the male crab from Xie Yun's hand and poked it very curiously. To be honest, it was also the first time she saw a steamed crab.

"Honey, this steamed crab only hugs a female crab during the mating period, and it hugs a female crab that is about to mature. Do you know why?"

Back soil shook his head.

"The reason is naturally hehehe." Xie Yun looked at Houtu's curious eyes, and after a while, he explained: "It is waiting for the female crab to shed its shell, and its body is relatively soft, so it can enter the soul in one shot."

"Bah, there is nothing good in the world today. Love is just for sex." Houtu blushed, threw the male crab in his hand back into the river, and said dejectedly.

"Whoever said that, it's not a husband."

"Then let's get married, do you have anything to say?"

Xie Yun stroked his chin, thought for a long time and said, "Great! The day I've been looking forward to has finally come."

"Can I go back on my word?" Hou Tu asked with a smile.

"No! Don't even think about it."

"Do you love me?"

"Of course." Xie Yun affirmed.

"Will you betray me?"

"No. How could you have such an idea."

"Can you kiss me?"

"Of course, definitely not once."

"Is it possible for you to hit me?"

"Never."

"Can I trust you?"

After Xie Yun made a poisonous oath to the sky, he finally embraced the beauty, and he was relieved. Fortunately, people in the three realms of the prehistoric and wilderness are not popular in picking words, engaging in acrobatics and other heresies.

Just now, if you turn it upside down, savor it carefully, savor it carefully, savor it carefully...

"Honey, there's nothing special about this river except that it can make a virgin pregnant. Why does it have something to do with the law of reproduction?" Xie Yun asked curiously.

Houtu looked at the Zimu River and said, "Father God created the world and transformed the three worlds into the whole prehistoric world with his body. This Daughter Kingdom is the place where the vitality in his body is the most vigorous."

"You are not direct descendants of Father God, of course you can't tell."

Xie Yun really wanted to know, where is the most vigorous part of a man's body?

Is it...

Forget it, don't tell the three apprentices this news, lest they can't stand it and have psychological shadows.

Hou Tu dragged Xie Yun to the source of the Zimu River, and the two of them went straight into the depths of the ground and found a natural cave, which was filled with milky white liquid under the protection of a strong formation.

As long as they are taken away, Zimu River will become an ordinary river.

Those milky white liquids are at the level of innate spiritual beings. As long as the formation is broken, the auspicious omen of birth will definitely shock the prehistoric world.

"Husband, help me block other people, this thing has a destiny with our witch clan." After Houtu finished speaking, he started to break the formation with confidence.

Xie Yunpin returned to the ground with the word "we", he took out the Liuhe tablet and put it under his buttocks, and then pulled out the seven-star sword.

Not long after, there was a loud bang.

The natural cave exploded, and a dense mushroom cloud of vitality emerged and began to sweep away in all directions.

"Chongbao was born?" The Mantian gods and Buddhas who were stranded in the daughter's country were overjoyed, and they all said in unison that I was lucky.

They scrambled to be the first to rush towards the Zimu River, and the fastest one was the Buddhist tycoon with a fine tradition of winning treasures - Huanxi Buddha.

"Hahaha, fellow daoists, if you don't believe me if you tell me, that thing has a predestined relationship with the poor monk, so I'll act first."

bass!
A beam of sword energy flew past Huanxi Buddha's Tianling Gai. If he had hair, it would most likely have a Mediterranean hairstyle.

"Hiss, that bastard is planning a sneak attack?"

"This Emperor is slashing you openly, so don't spit blood on anyone." Xie Yun held up the seven-star sword to block the immortals, and said, "Everyone, don't be in a hurry to congratulate, that treasure has a destiny with our witch clan and already has an owner."

Huanxi Buddha's nose was covered with cold sweat. If he had just flown to a high point, he would be a corpse now.

"Emperor Immortal, as an inspector of the Dao of Heaven, you can't steal it openly. Since ancient times, treasures and virtues have lived there."

"Huh?" Houtu flew up from the ground, and the vitality in the sky began to dissipate. She looked at the aggrieved Huanxi Buddha and said, "Don't say anything, just call me Mom!"

"As the queen, I regard all the people of my country as my daughters. In the past three months, all fellow Taoists have owed a lot of romantic debts in my daughter's country."

"You don't want to pull up your pants and deny people, do you?"

"Husband, prepare to report!"

hiss!
This is a trap. The heads of the gods and Buddhas who are stranded in the daughter's country are buzzing. When will the gods be responsible for whoring for nothing?

In ancient and modern China and abroad, there are countless posthumous children abandoned by gods. The most typical example is the seven princesses of the Heavenly Court who were "forced" to return to the Heavenly Court after giving birth.

One day in the sky, one year in the world.

She sees Dong Yong every day, Dong Yong can only see her once a year, how could the Queen Mother let her daughter suffer.

Anyway, it won't take a few decades for ordinary people to become a world of mortals and refine their minds, but now that the back soil is more serious, what should we do?
Empress Dowager can't afford to provoke her!

Xie Yun stood up at this time and asked: "Dear friends, who wants to deny it?"

He is very entangled now, if anyone refuses to admit his account, he can report it openly, but it always feels weird to have a group of sons-in-law.

(End of this chapter)