Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 246 When will I marry the third apprentice?

"Fuck, you bastard, if it wasn't for my old grandson who pulled you out of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea back then, you would be where you are today, you ungrateful thing!" Monkey King exploded in the air.

In those years, he brought the golden cudgel to gain a great reputation, demolished the Lingxiao Palace, and attacked the Yama Difu. Even if he was relieved in the hands of the Tathagata, he didn't forget to bring it!

Hard work, but in the end the result is merciless betrayal, oh, stick!

"Brother Monkey, forget it, don't hurt yourself, the golden cudgel is a dead thing, if you pour water into your ear, you won't be able to drown it." Zhu Bajie hurriedly stopped Monkey King's aggressive behavior.

Blessings are unparalleled, and misfortunes never come singly. When the three of them were criticizing the Golden Cudgel from an ideological and moral height, there were unusual noises from the dense forests on both sides.

"Brother, when will we be able to marry a daughter-in-law if we hang out with you?"

"Get out, brother doesn't have a wife, why are you in a hurry?"

"No, I'm not worried about big brother!"

After a burst of noise, more than 30 people jumped out from both sides of the road, each of them was fierce, and they all carried things in their hands. They didn't seem to be good people.

"Hiss, big brother, the three beauties, they look good!" A thin man with a weasel-like face shouted.

He pointed at Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, both of them looked straight.

"Damn it, we are in the backcountry of Caokou Mountain, where are the beauties?" A strong man with blue face and buck teeth, messy beard and hair turned his head, and before he finished cursing, his tone changed drastically: "Hiss, these three little girls It looks quite unique, are you all from there?"

He put down the mace in his hand, straightened his hair like a chicken coop, and came to Monkey King.

"My grandson..."

"Oh, Ms. Sun, what about your family?" The buck-toothed man worriedly said, "Now the world is not peaceful, strong people are rampant, doing evil everywhere, killing people too much, there are not many robbers with such quality as us in Caokou Mountain."

"My old grandson..." Before Sun Wukong finished speaking, Zhu Bajie pressed him down.

Drifting persuaded: "Brother Monkey, bear with it, the three of us are no match for them now."

A man can bend and stretch, so it is better not to provoke them for the time being, otherwise he will be humiliated in the crotch, and in the future he will regain his mana. If these people can be whipped to death [-] times, it will also leave a serious psychological shadow.

Sun Wukong looked at the mace in the hand of the buck-toothed man, sighed, and hid behind Zhu Bajie.

"Brother, my brother Monkey, no, my grandson is shy. She has never seen so many men. She just said that she misses her mother. You stopped the three of us, what's the matter?" sell lot.

The buck-toothed man raised his head at a 45-degree angle, looked at the sky sadly, and said, "To be honest, Xiaosheng has fallen in love with you from the first moment he saw you, and intends to marry you to my grass bandit mountain as the wife of the village."

"The mighty king!"

"Your Majesty married a wife, will we have a chance to marry a wife in the future?"

"Brother who spoke just now, I think you're thinking farts. Is it enough for our king to marry three Mrs. Yazhai?"

……

A group of soy-sauce youngsters started booing.

The buck-toothed man looked at the women's clothes Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting with satisfaction, and said: "We are already very satisfied to marry three young ladies. If we meet girls in the future, it will be easier for you."

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk: emmmmm
Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, Longyou Shoal was teased by shrimps, who would believe what he said, the majestic Monkey King, Marshal of the Canopy, and General Shulin were verbally molested by a little bandit leader!

I can bear the teasing, but the problem is that the bandit leader is ugly, and he doesn't take pictures of himself, is he worthy?

"Your Majesty, to be honest, our three sisters have already been betrothed to others. You can find Mrs. Yazhai again. I believe you will meet someone better." Zhu Bajie politely refused.

"Who, dare to rob my wife?" The buck-toothed man carried a mace and said angrily, "What's that man's name?"

Zhu Bajie was at a loss for words for a while, and finally said after a long time: "The husband of the three of us is amazing. He is the person who learned Buddhist scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to the Western Tian Daleiyin Temple, and he is also the Eight Desolation King of the Great Tang Dynasty. He is behind."

Sun Wukong and Drifting made eye contact.

"Junior brother Sha, keep a distance from Bajie, our master knows this, I'm afraid we will have a whole pig feast."

"Brother Monkey, Brother Pig thinks beautifully!"

"That's right, marry our master, tsk tsk tsk, you dare to think about it."

"I don't care who he is, if he dares to grab a woman from me, he will die!" the buck-toothed man waved a mace and shouted.

The thin man who looked like a weasel grabbed him and persuaded him: "Brother, Datang is a ruthless person, we can't afford to offend him. The emperor of Tang said that whoever violates Datang will be punished even if he is far away, not to mention that he is still the prince of Datang."

"Then what should I do, can't let the fat around my mouth go for nothing?"

"It's easy to say, big brother, although we are robbers screaming in the mountains and forests, we occasionally take part in kidnapping. Let's just tie them up. When the time comes, the mountains will be high and the emperor will be far away. I understand that the Eight Desolation Kings will not be able to find us."

"Brilliant plan!" The buck-toothed man got excited, waved his hands and shouted, "Brothers, tie them up for me!"

"Brother Monkey, what should we do?" Zhu Bajie was dumbfounded.

Monkey King asked back: "Do you want him to be your first man? If you don't want to, take out your nine-toothed rake and prepare to do it!"

The cowardly stick of the golden cudgel will not come out, and now we can only rely on the magic weapons of Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk.

"Have you ever seen such a big rake?" Zhu Bajie raised a nine-toothed rake from his dantian.

"Have you ever seen such a big crescent shovel?" Drifting also offered a magic weapon.

The atmosphere at the scene became tense in an instant, everyone was stunned for five seconds, and the robbers headed by the buck-toothed man almost died of laughter.

"You two girls, who are you scaring?" He took out a mace that was as tall as a person, and threatened, "Have you ever seen such a big mace?"

In the hands of Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk, the magic weapons are all miniature versions. When they lose their mana, the magic weapons do not change in size, and they cannot be used to fight at all.

Damn it, who are you giving the little toothpick to scare?

My old grandson has never seen any magic weapon. When I was captured by Erlang God in Huaguo Mountain, the Heavenly Court served me with eighteen instruments of torture.

If it weren't for the fact that the mana is sealed by the master now, and the body has no cultivation base, my old grandson immediately took out a thicker and longer stick to let you know why the flowers are so red!

"My lord, our sisters came out in a hurry and didn't bring anything valuable with them. The small rakes and shovels in their hands are priceless treasures. They are all given to you. Can you let us go?" Monkey King asked.

Zhu Bajie and Drifting recognized a certain monkey in an instant, bah, fake and generous, why don't you give away your magic weapon?

Sun Wukong pulled Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk to the other side, and persuaded him: "Two junior brothers, please be safe and don't be impatient. Let's get out of our bodies and find the master to get back the mana when we get back. When the time comes, these robbers will not be flat and round." Do you want to rub with us?"

(End of this chapter)