Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 247 I want it

The weasel-like thin man heard that the nine-toothed nail rake and the crescent shovel were linked together, and his eyeballs straightened.

Caokou Mountain is not a traffic artery, but a smuggling road, with very little oil and water, and it is already very difficult to feed their group of robbers.

"Brother, what are women compared to treasures, let's take those two treasures and go!"

"A woman's opinion, are you stupid?" The buck-toothed man scolded angrily: "We have a great man in Hezhou, Xiniu, who once said that it is ashamed to save magic treasures, and all human treasures are lost.

The thin man who looked like a weasel wiped the saliva off his face, looked at his eldest's bloody mouth, and asked weakly, "Brother, what do you think?"

"Hey hey, I want them all!"

"Little ones, please bring me the three beauties back to the village. There will be a wedding the day after tomorrow. Let's have meat, pork and cabbage stewed with vermicelli. It's good enough!"

"Their magic weapon is the dowry. After all, we are also young offspring who can be counted in a hundred miles. If they marry us, we will not treat them badly!" the buck-toothed man laughed loudly.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk: emmm
This matter seems to be difficult today, master, help, the apprentice is about to lose his virginity!
Under the threat of a big knife, the three of them did not resist and completely resigned to their fate.

On Xie Yun's side, he was still accompanying Bai Longma to mourn his cousin.

People of the Dragon Clan are all lovers. Looking from behind, their shoulders are crying and twitching, and the ground is wet with tears, alas...

"Master, this is almost roasted, don't waste it, let's eat it!" Bai Longma turned his head and said, his saliva had already wet the front of his clothes, and his mouth was dripping all over the floor.

Xie Yun stared at the barbecue sauce bowl and sauce brush in his hands, and was stunned.

These men are all vulgar, and they are all greedy for women's bodies. As long as the roast is delicious, there is no one who doesn't like it.

"Give me a piece of hind leg meat!" Xie Yun ate the meat and exclaimed, "The third apprentice is not suitable for cooking. He didn't marinate the meat before roasting. The taste is too bad."

The two quickly completed the vision of Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Sand Monk, and ate Qingchuan Longmazi completely, and even burned the remaining bones to ashes with the real fire of Samadhi.

"Cousin, we all came to this world empty-handed, so naturally we have to wave our hands not to take a cloud with us. You go well, and I will soon forget you!" After reading the "Dream of the People", I had a full belch.

This barbecue meal was delicious, but I still had to hurry and didn't drink.

Hey, speaking of going on the road, why haven't the three who explored the road come back yet?
"Stupid horse, don't wait for them, let's catch up!" Xie Yun got on his horse and rushed forward along the mountain road.

As soon as he left, even at dusk, he didn't see the shadow of the three apprentices.

Weird, how can three people who have lost their mana run so fast?
When Xie Yun was muttering in his heart, he suddenly found a villa at the north entrance of the road.

Forget it, the three big and small villains shouldn't have any major problems. Go sleep there for one night first, and then find someone tomorrow.

He steered his horse to the side of the farmhouse, and saw wild flowers filling the path, miscellaneous trees covering the doors, and the sound of chickens crowing and dogs barking from time to time in the house, which seemed to be very lively inside.

"Where did the Daoist come from?" Xie Yun bumped into an old man with buck teeth as soon as he entered the door.

"Pin Dao came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, and went to the Daleiyin Temple in the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. He passed by Guibao Land, and it was getting late. We can negotiate the price if we can stay overnight!" Xie Yun took out two pieces of silver.

The buck-toothed old man warmly greeted him. After snatching the broken silver, he complained politely, "The Taoist priest has traveled thousands of miles and passed by this place. He only stayed here for one night. How can the little old man have the nerve to collect money?"

"I'm also a Taoist believer, come on, Taoist priest, you can stay at my house tonight!"

Xie Yun: emmm
You are really an honest person, the poor Taoist priest has seen it.

He followed the old man to a small farmyard. Just after entering the door, an old woman came out with a five or six-year-old child in her arms.

"The old benefactor is very lucky, his grandson is so beautiful!" Xie Yun praised.

"Master Dao, that's my son!" the buck-toothed old man corrected.

He was old enough to have a son and gave birth to a second child. Last year, in order to make room for his younger son to sleep in, he even kicked out his adult son on purpose.

"The old benefactor's body is really tough!"

"It's okay, it's okay, I can't have another one in the future, hahahaha." The buck-toothed old man picked up his youngest son and showed his father-son affection on the spot.

"Damn ghost, don't you want your old waist?" The old woman complained after hitting the buck-toothed old man.

Xie Yun slept in the wing room at night, and the family huddled in the main room. When he was having breakfast the next day, a thin man who looked like a weasel ran over to congratulate him: "Old man, your son is very happy the day after tomorrow and is going to get married!"

"Which girl is it from the village?"

"No, they are three stunning beauties who were tied up halfway, and they look so good-looking!" The thin man who looked like a weasel used his hands and feet together to describe the appearance of the beauties.

What leopard-print beauties, plump beauties, she is a big beauty with a capacity, big brother is so lucky.

puff!
The more Xie Yun listened, the more he felt something was wrong, and finally couldn't hold back, and the millet soup spurted out of his mouth.

Fuck, the three villains won't be kidnapped, right?
It seems that this is really possible!
"What a crime!" the old woman slapped the table angrily.

The buck-toothed old man held her back and persuaded her, "Old woman, you know what's going on here. Our son is a robber, so it's normal to tie him a wife!"

What fallacies and heresies say that troublemakers come out of poor mountains and rivers, this must be true!
Xie Yun looked sideways, he decided not to leave for now, he must take care of this kidnapping case, and give justice to the blue sky!
In this ravine, for a good person like the old lady, I must stand by her side!
When Xie Yun was thinking about it, the old woman became even more excited, she stood up and said, "Old man, what are you thinking?"

"In our place, it is extremely difficult to marry a daughter-in-law. Since the boss has tied up three girls, he will keep one or three for his younger brother. Can he bear it?"

"Even if he can bear it, his kidneys are not enough!"

The buck-toothed old man nodded in agreement, pulled up the younger son, and said, "Let's go, let's get married to the elder son. By the way, we can't let him mess around with this matter!"

Xie Yun stopped this wonderful family of three, and said: "Old benefactor, don't worry, can you bring Poverty Dao with you, and I will also ask for a wedding drink, so that I can be happy!"

"Why do you drink my son's wedding wine? You gave me the money for the accommodation. You have already lived there. Pack up and leave later!" the buck-toothed old man turned his face and said ruthlessly.

Hiss, this mother was slaughtered!
For two pieces of silver, even in Chang'an City of Tang Dynasty, you can live in the best Yihong Courtyard for three or four days and enjoy the bliss in the world. How can you only stay in your crappy place for one night?
boom!
"The poor are not short of money, this is the money of the members, is it enough for the wedding?" Xie Yun didn't get angry, and directly slapped a silver coin on the table.

He felt that when he encountered an extra dungeon, he seemed to be able to report a wave and earn money from chaos.

(End of this chapter)