Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 252

Sun Wukong saw that Avalokitesvara was not happy, and he seemed to be angry. He asked weakly: "Bodhisattva, you have not always dressed in women's clothes, and the photos of women's clothes are widely circulated and worshiped by everyone. Faced with this situation, how do you adjust?" In your own state of mind?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: emmmmm
Is it weird for my wife to wear women's clothing?

What do you mean by splashing monkey?
When I step on a horse, I am a daughter!
"Wukong, look at the magic treasures in my hands, do they look like big bumps on your face?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva performed the supernatural power of Avalokitesvara, revealing thousands of magic treasures on his body.

If you don't beat this monkey out of shit today, the real deity will take his surname, run to my house, and question my gender, what do you mean?
"Bodhisattva, don't do anything yet. My master asked me to come to you. He said that you have rich experience and can untie my knot." Monkey King moved out the big backer behind him.

Guanyin was stunned, Immortal Emperor Bahuang, this deity has provoked you, how can you get me involved in everything?
Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, this time, my old lady will definitely come back.

"Wukong, don't run back, let's have a good chat."

"Actually, this deity has two strategies to help you with women's clothing. Which one do you want to hear first?"

Seeing that Guanyin had put away thousands of magic weapons, Sun Wukong thought about it, and felt that it was unlikely that Guanyin would attack him.

He pretended to be brave and came back and asked, "Bodhisattva, my old grandson must have chosen the best policy!"

"The best strategy is simple. You go to the underworld and cast a baby once. You and I will be good sisters in the future. I believe that no one will use your women's clothing photos to talk about things in the future, saying that no one can chase you." Guanyin sincerely suggested.

This method is once and for all, without any future troubles.

But Sun Wukong listened to a black line, what kind of bad idea is this, to completely turn my old grandson into a female monkey, thank you for thinking it out, if you don’t agree, even if you beat him to death!

Seeing his resolute attitude, Guanyin said, "Then you should listen to the worst policy, and this deity feels good."

"Appreciate further details."

"Women's clothes, you will always wear women's clothes from now on, so that everyone in the prehistoric world will know that you have a woman's fetish. After a long time, no one will talk about it, and even if some people don't know to ask, someone will explain it to you."

Bah, what a bad idea?

My old grandson is also a monkey who wants to save face. If you don't do this kind of thing that ruins your reputation, you won't do it, even if you are beaten to death!
"Bodhisattva, can you give some reliable advice?" Sun Wukong looked at Guanyin suspiciously.

He now deeply feels that the master made him come to the wrong place.

"Wukong, what are you in a hurry for? I don't have a solution." A gleam of light flashed in the corner of Guanyin's eyes.

She was ready to make the monkey suffer, otherwise he wouldn't know why the flowers were so red.

"Bodhisattva, if you have something to say, just say it. Why do you have to go around the corner, my grandson is a quick-tempered person." Sun Wukong scratched his ear and said.

"You go back to Huaguo Mountain to avoid the limelight for a while. After the women's clothing is over, you can go back to get scriptures. Anyway, the Immortal Emperor doesn't need you to subdue demons."

"Who said, didn't my old grandson take care of the unicorn last time?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

Guanyin's words hurt his self-esteem. The majestic Equal to Heaven used to be the absolute protagonist no matter where he went, but now he has become a handyman.

People are hard to break down, Bodhisattva, you still pierce my heart, you are really not a human being.

Having said that, this middle strategy is worth considering once or twice.

Sun Wukong took out a paper crane with sound transmission thousands of miles away, and told Xie Yun that he would go back to Huaguo Mountain for a while and then leave Putuo Mountain.

Whoosh!
Before the paper crane flew two miles away, Guanyin was asked to use the capture technique, and he was captured and burned to ashes with spiritual fire.

There's something wrong with this matter!
She took out the sound transmission talisman and began to contact the Tathagata Buddha of Daleiyin Temple to report the matter and make some immature suggestions.

"My Buddha, I have a small idea, I don't know whether to say it or not."

"Don't talk about it, I just held a small meeting in the church about the matter related to the little uncle, and decided to implement the three-no policy." Before Guanyin could say anything, Tathagata rejected the proposal with a straight face.

The so-called "Three No Matters" means to ignore things that have nothing to do with Buddhism; to ignore things that do not harm the interests of Buddhism, and to ignore things that can be ignored as much as possible.

In a word, Buddhism should try to avoid conflicts with the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperors.

"Hey, my Buddha, the deity is also a person with self-knowledge. The little uncle is a werewolf. We can't afford to mess with him, but we can still count on his apprentice, just the monkey."

"Think about it carefully, we Buddhists must be left alone with the Immortal Emperor, right?" Avalokitesvara's words began to linger on Tathagata's head like a spell.

Tathagata began to let go, and no longer explicitly objected, but he asked for one thing, this matter must be carefully planned, and no mistakes can be made.

"My Buddha, don't you know who this deity is?" Guanyin was full of confidence.

There are four great spirit monkeys in Honghuang, they come from the same origin, they have the same appearance and the same aura, but they have different supernatural powers.

The first is the Lingming stone monkey, which is Sun Wukong, the second is the Chijiri horse monkey, whose whereabouts are unknown, and the third is the arm-armed monkey, who showed his face in the Battle of the Conferred Gods, worshiped the Jiejiao, and is now retreating from the world. In the end, it's a bit interesting. It's a six-eared macaque, good at listening.

He knows other people's affairs clearly, and he is very suitable to replace Monkey King, lurking on the road to learn Buddhist scriptures, and become a Buddhist undercover agent.

The most wonderful thing is that this monkey stole the Bodhi seed planted by Zhunti Shengren some time ago, and was arrested and locked up in the Discipline Hall of Daleiyin Temple for reflection.

If this plan is successful, he doesn't need to steal any information, as long as he lurks by Xie Yun's side obediently, blowing the pillow and chatting about Buddhism is fine.

"This plan is very feasible, let me think about it for two days, Guanyin, please remember, don't let it out." Tathagata warned.

After the two discussed some details, they destroyed the communication symbol to prevent leaving any clues.

Three days later, Tathagata made up his mind and personally took the six-eared macaque away from the Discipline Hall. In the secret place of Lingshan, one person and one monkey stared at each other for a long time, and the atmosphere was somewhat ambiguous.

"Oh!" Tathagata sighed and made up his mind. He reached out and patted the six-eared macaque's shoulder, and asked with concern, "Are you still used to being in the Discipline Hall?"

"Fuck, you have something to talk about, don't touch your hands, we don't know each other well, let me explain in advance, I am a straight monkey, and I don't accept gay sex." The six-eared macaque's whole body exploded instantly.

If it weren't for the fact that he was bound to death by the immortal rope now, and that he couldn't run away from the sub-sage empress Tathagata, he really wanted to run away, even if he paid a higher price.

"Fuck off, I am a majestic Buddha, how can I fall in love with a monkey like you?" Tathagata touched the six-eared macaque's clothes with disgust.

He asked directly: "Among the four spirit monkeys in the prehistoric period, you are the worst one right now. Do you want to make some changes?"

"Even if it changes, I will not sell my body!" The six-eared macaque still did not let go of its guard against Tathagata.

After all, people are swords and we are fish and meat. If something really happens, he has no power to resist, so he can only bear it silently.

"Do you want to replace Monkey King?"

(End of this chapter)