Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 253 I just like being a dog lick

The six-eared macaque was stupid, he never thought about replacing Monkey King, but he really envied Monkey King.

Everyone is obviously of the same origin and the same species, so why is your life like that of a cheater?
You, 500 years ago, made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, gained a great reputation, and was suppressed for 500 years. As soon as you came out of the mountain, you worshiped a master who was dazzling and bombarded the sky.

Could it be that when your guy was reincarnated, he quietly recharged and became the Emperor of Europe, and I was the only non-chief?
"You bald donkey, restless and kind, replace Sun Wukong, you said it easily, the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor has great powers, how can you not see me as a fake apprentice?" The six-eared macaque said worriedly.

"Aren't you good at listening, able to perceive, know the front and back, and understand everything?" Tathagata spoke of his plan.

"You should be very clear about Sun Wukong's mess, as long as you pretend to be him and go back to the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, you don't have to worry about other things."

"Sun Wukong has been sent to Huaguo Mountain by me now, you and I will work together, and when the time comes to sing a good show about the real and fake Monkey King, everything about him will be in your pocket."

"Hey, our four great spirit monkeys in the wild are brothers and sisters, you want me to plot against my brother, you don't agree!" The six-eared macaque said in a very firm tone.

Faced with this situation, Tathagata remained calm, as if everything was in his expectation, and said: "Our Buddhism can first give you an acquired magic weapon, the Dinghaishenzhen needle of the same style as Monkey King."

"Just an acquired magic weapon, you want to buy me?"

"After this is done, Monkey King will have an innate magic weapon to seal the demon, which is also yours!"

"Innate magic weapon, it's not like I haven't seen it before!" The six-eared macaque's eyes dodged a little.

He has seen a lot of innate magic weapons, but they are all other people's, heartbroken, wishing to have an innate magic weapon of his own!
"If you succeed, I can help you obtain Monkey King's real estate, the Huaguo Mountain, the first-class cave in the prehistoric Three Realms."

The six-eared macaque covered its ears, and refused again: "Stop talking, you can kill or cut as you please. I'm not the kind of monkey you think. You should find someone else for this matter!"

Tathagata used his trump card: "If you succeed in learning the scriptures and arrive at Daleiyin Temple, I can let you marry Zixia!"

The six-eared macaque is completely moved now, marrying Zixia, hiss, I feel that I can think about it, no, let's agree first!

What if the old bald donkey like Tathagata changes his mind?
"Cough, Buddha!" ​​The six-eared macaque said with a reddish face, "I feel that we can discuss this matter, so don't bother other people, why don't we sign a contract first?"

Tathagata: emmmmm
Could it be that all the monkeys in the world have two faces, how can changing faces be faster than turning the pages of a book?
Monkey King was so arrogant back then, but after worshiping his teacher, he became a ball, and the same is true for the six-eared macaque.

After signing the contract with excitement, the six-eared macaque asked, "Buddha, it's fine for me to pretend to be Monkey King, but how should I get along with Immortal Emperor Bahuang?"

Xie Yun's current status is not weaker than that of the sub-sage masters of the Three Realms, and in some respects he is much stronger. Being with such a person is a lot of pressure, especially if you still have ghosts in your heart.

"How to get along, thousands of words can't tell clearly, but together, there is only one word." Tathagata said after thinking for a long time.

"What word, say it quickly!"

"lick."

"How to lick, I'm inexperienced!" The six-eared macaque's first reaction was the mouth and tongue.

"Don't you know how to be a dog licker?" Tathagata took out a cheat book, handed it to the six-eared macaque, and said with disgust, "Read it quickly, and return it to me after reading it."

The secret book reads "Summary of the Flattery of the Buddhist Arhats". This thing is one of the items he has received as a leader in Buddhism for so many years. It is very useful. fart.

"I'm a decent monkey, I can't be a dog licker, it's detrimental to my personality!"

Bang!
Before the six-eared macaque finished speaking, he was slapped on the back of the head by Tathagata.

"You monkey, why are you so unscrupulous, you can lick dogs and lick dogs until the end, you have everything you need. Look at Monkey King, he has only been a dog licker for a few years, and he is about to vomit all kinds of spiritual fruit golden pills."

"He also obtained an innate magic weapon for himself, and his own cultivation level has been raised to a great level. The matter of his daughter-in-law Zixia is also settled now."

Before the Tathagata finished speaking, the six-eared macaque's eyes turned red, and said: "Buddha, don't talk about it, Immortal Emperor Eight Desolation is there, I decided to be a licking dog, and lick it well!"

"It's not that I look down on this profession, I mainly want to try what it's like to be a licking dog."

After Tathagata finds a golden cudgel of the same style as Monkey King for the six-eared macaque, he finds an excuse and lets him go.

On Xie Yun's side, Sun Wukong walked for a long time, but he didn't stop learning the scriptures. Without the monkey, he always felt that something was missing, but he couldn't say it.

There may be nothing to kick, and I am not used to it.

"Today is a good day. Everything you want can come true. Today is...fuck, Wukong, are you back?" Xie Yun rode a white horse out of the village where he slept in the open last night.

As soon as the three of them left the village, he saw the six-eared macaque kneeling on the side of the road, holding a glass of mountain spring water in his hand, and said guiltily, "Master, because of those bad things, my old grandson made you worry."

"It's okay, family, get up quickly." Xie Yun shook his head and said.

Just as the six-eared macaque was about to get up to praise the master's heroism, he was kicked out.

Everyone was stunned by the kick, Xie Yun kicked him and flew two miles away, half of his body plunged into the mountain.

Fuck, did the Immortal Emperor find out that I was a fake so quickly?
The six-eared macaque fell into self-denial, he wanted to turn around and run away, this job is too dangerous!
"You splashing monkey, when you stand up, you actually lift your left foot first, you should kick it!" Xie Yun scolded the six-eared macaque with a big grabbing technique.

The six-eared macaque has a question mark on its forehead, what kind of reason is this, you just want to kick me!

He actually guessed right. Xie Yun just wanted to find a reason to kick his apprentice. Even if Monkey King came back, he would have to bear this kick firmly.

"Master, the strength of your feet is much stronger than last time. Congratulations, master!" The six-eared macaque covered its buttocks and grinned.

Zhu Bajie and Drifting looked at the six-eared macaque and were completely speechless. They both saw that something was wrong with the second senior brother, but they couldn't tell.

Xie Yun really felt it. He judged from the touch of the first kick that this was a fake apprentice. A real monkey wouldn't react so slowly, and would kick firmly.

Bah, Buddhism is trying to trick me again?
Xie Yun pinched his fingers, felt that something was wrong, and after calculating the cause and effect of the incident, he laughed out loud, and he was ready to retaliate against him in the same way.

"Good apprentice, you have a sweet mouth, come here, I have something good for you as a teacher!"

The six-eared macaque watched excitedly as Xie Yun took out a jade slip of supernatural powers, and at the same time sighed in his heart, how good it is to be a dog lick.

what's that?
He excitedly pasted the jade slip on his forehead. After reading the contents with his spiritual sense, he thought that Xie Yun had taken the wrong one for him.

(End of this chapter)