Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 303 Nuwa: I want a child

I would rather demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage.

I am in charge of the marriage between the Bull Demon King and the Yumian Fox!

Xie Yun accepted He Li's book and watched the two leave. Anyway, he had to go to Cuiyun Mountain to borrow a plantain fan.

Just in time, I also called the senior brother over to finish this matter, and then return Vajra Zhuo.

You say that a dignified saint, why can't you even see through the matter of marriage, and want me, a little junior, to do it for you?

Hey, when the time comes, I have to deduct some errand fees from the big brother, so this can't be a waste of time!

When Xie Yun was thinking about it, a faint fragrance suddenly hit him, and immediately, a limp body lay on his back, rubbing back and forth.

Don't think about it, it must be Nuwa, her bones are as thin as a vase, so lying on her stomach like this must be painful.

"Husband, I didn't expect that they both have children, so we both want one, okay?"

Xie Yun: (°ー°〃)?

"Wife, what are you talking about? Who can give us the child?"

Nuwa: (ー_ー)!!
"No, I mean we are going to have a baby together!"

Xie Yun: ⊙▽⊙
"If we go together, they can give it to us?"

Nuwa: Are you pretending to be stupid?

"I mean, we're going to have a baby together tonight."

Xie Yun: (￣△￣;)
"Well, if you go at night, it will disturb others a lot!
Nuwa clenched her fists and was speechless for a while: (ノ°ο°)ノ...(*`*) mentally retarded...

"Forget it, I'm not angry, I'm going back to Wa Palace to train your vixen, and you will feel better after learning the scriptures."

Murong Wan'er, a nine-tailed fox girl, is still in Wa Palace, dreaming about her life after becoming an imperial concubine. That little girl has been working hard.

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief when the space crack closed.

The higher the level of cultivation, the harder it is to conceive a child. Pregnancy is like winning the lottery, you have to follow the fate.

If you're unlucky, even if you're stuck together every day, you won't be able to conceive for tens of thousands of years.

Before Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie came back, Xie Yun took Yangxue and Bone Demon to Cuiyun Mountain, while Drifting stayed in Niuwangdong to watch the house.

Hundreds of miles apart, the sun and the moon are in the same sky, but the scenery is different.

Cuiyun Mountain is lush and densely populated, and it is more than a hundred times stronger than Huoyan Mountain.

In front of Banjiao Cave, the scenery is even more beautiful.

Xie Yun stepped forward to knock on the door, and it creaked.

The door opened, and a seven or eight-year-old girl jumped out, with a bamboo basket in her hand and a hoe on her shoulder, as if she was about to go out.

"who are you?"

Xie Yun teased her: "I am your future husband!"

The girl blushed, closed the door and fled into the hole.

"Princess, princess, my husband is here, you cook him something delicious!"

"You liar, little girl, just said that you won't marry a man who isn't the most beautiful man in the world, where is your husband now?"

"The one outside is the most beautiful man in the world!" The little girl said with certainty.

"Nonsense, where did the most beautiful man in the world come from?" After Princess Iron Fan led the little girl out, she was stunned when she saw Xie Yun.

Uh, there is nothing to say about this, Immortal Emperor Bahuang wants to say that he is the second in the world in terms of appearance, and no one would dare to say that he is the number one in the world with the cheek.

"Sister-in-law, I'm sorry!" Xie Yun said in embarrassment, the jar of white bone essence vinegar beside her had been turned over, staring at the little girl vigorously.

No way, no way, a dry little girl, what's so good about her?
Bone Essence lowered her head, saw her toes, and lost her mind, she suddenly felt a little guilty, she seemed to be no better than the little girl.

"Emperor Immortal, what are you doing here?" Princess Iron Fan asked.

When she heard that Xie Yun had come to Huoyan Mountain, she was about to send someone to invite him and hold a banquet to thank him, but it was delayed when there was a big battle.

Just after the war ended, people unexpectedly came to visit.

Alas, at such a young age, not only has he achieved success in cultivation, he has made a career out of it, and he is also reasonable in doing things, unlike his naughty child.

"Why is sister-in-law so sad?"

"Well, you may not believe it. Red Boy went to Putuo Mountain to cultivate, but he got into trouble. Master Guanyin sent a letter asking me to go." Iron Fan Princess gritted her teeth.

For more than a year, she has received complaint letters from Mount Putuo every day. The red boy is so high that the emperor is far away, and she is going crazy.

Stealing the goldfish that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva worked so hard to raise, pulling out two bamboo shoots to play with, and even stealing a elixir for hair loss from his father, turning it into water, and pouring it into the spring water where the Bodhisattva bathes.

Xie Yun was dumbfounded when he heard that, the Taishang Laojun's hair loss pill worked Thaksin, and now sister Guanyin must be bald, what a pity!

"Sister-in-law, why don't we go to Mount Putuo together."

"It's so good, you can cure that brat." Princess Iron Fan breathed a sigh of relief.

This child is not easy to take care of, and the Taishang Laojun is reluctant to beat her, and she can't do it, so she can only let her uncle do it for her.

Xie Yun opened a crack in space, went straight to Mount Putuo, and led everyone in.

There is nothing to say about the scenery here, the colorful phoenix rests on the phoenix trees, the blue dragon hides in the water, the winding willows pass by, and the stone ladders and vines climb.

It's a blessed land of immortality, but why does it have a demonic aura?
When he was pondering, there was a howl of ape.

"My lord, there are a few more guys who have come to your door, shall we catch them or not?"

"It's better to kill them by mistake than to release them by mistake. Catch them. This king will save them with the Dharma today!" The red boy rushed out from the dense forest on both sides with a red-tasseled gun and a large group of mountain spirits and wild monsters.

"Put down your weapons, this king guarantees your lives... Fuck, little uncle, mom, why are you?"

Hong Hai'er turned around and ran away, but was caught by Xie Yun with a big grappling technique.

Princess Iron Fan was so angry that her willow eyebrows stood on end. This dead child, who has never changed his nature, how did he make the Buddhist holy land like this?

The red boy was held in Xie Yun's hand, struggling helplessly, and said: "Mom, Guanyin Bodhisattva has already said that a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, so don't hit me!"

"Little Martial Uncle, one person does things and one person is in charge, these mountain spirits and wild monsters, you should let them go!"

"Clarify what's going on, and I will spare you a big beating!" Xie Yun asked, weighing Hong Boy.

Why did this kid gain weight after eating vegetarian food and reciting Buddha's name in Mount Putuo all these years?

It turned out that after hearing from Guanyin Bodhisattva that all beings are equal, Honghai felt that he had a great enlightenment and realized the true meaning of Buddhism.

Relying on a pointed gun, he sent all the mountain spirits and wild monsters within hundreds of miles into Mount Putuo, threatening to teach them Buddhism.

Avalokitesvara's nose was almost crooked, what kind of cats and dogs, you are going to grab the old lady's territory?

But there is no way, what I say, I have to recognize it even if I pinch my nose.

After the Bodhisattva took a bath with the water of hair loss elixir, he rushed to Daleiyin Temple to sue in anger.

When Honghaier was free, he took people around Putuo Mountain to catch monsters and save them. As luck would have it, he happened to meet Xie Yun and Princess Iron Fan.

"Nizi!" Princess Iron Fan snatched the red boy and spanked her ass.

Who would have imagined that Hong Hai'er had achieved success in cultivation and had become a golden immortal, so spanking would not hurt him at all.

Seeing this, Xie Yun handed over the loving mother sword and said, "Sister-in-law, use this."

(End of this chapter)