Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 304 The Temptation of Wigs

"Acquired magic weapon!" Red Boy exclaimed, and said, "Little Martial Uncle, why do we hate each other, why did you let my mother beat me to death?"

"Immortal Emperor, isn't this very good?" Princess Iron Fan was a little confused.

Although the child is skinny, he is his own flesh and blood after all, if he gets hurt, he will feel distressed!
Big grappling technique!

Xie Yun grabbed Huo Yunxie who was following Yang Xue.

"Fuck, Daoist, what are you doing?" Huo Yunxie fumbled, and was thrown into the air.

Clear sky swordsmanship!

The white snow is dancing with the green front, seemingly doing nothing and sunny!
The emerald green sword energy split the fire cloud and evil bricks up and down. Amidst the screams, thousands of miles of clouds were swayed away by the sword, and the sun shone on the earth, which was very warm, but Honghai'er's heart was chilled.

Is this too harsh?

I am still a child!
"Sister-in-law, don't worry, the overlord who forged this sword has incorporated healing laws into it, and it will definitely not hurt the child." Xie Yun stretched out his hand, retrieved the fire cloud brick, and showed it.

Princess Iron Fan breathed a sigh of relief, the brick surface was as clean as jade, and there was no injury, so she could rest assured to beat the child.

She took the loving mother sword and murmured: "Girls are inherently weak, but mothers are strong. Rebellious son, watch the sword!"

Patriarch Styx is a master of kendo, Yuantu sword and Abi sword are also high-grade fairy swords that are powerful and powerful, and his disciple's kendo is definitely not weak.

"Mother, a tiger's poison doesn't eat its offspring, you can't treat me like this!" Red Boy panicked when he saw Princess Iron Fan holding a sword.

The emerald green sword energy flew all over the sky, and he deeply understood what is called the beating of a mother's love.

Since then, there has been a legend of a loving mother in the Three Realms of the Great Desolation.

My mother slashed, combed and cleaved, and the sword and sword were all critical strikes, and she was crying when she said it.

Although Honghaier screamed in pain, the more he was beaten, the more energetic he became, and his whole body was full of energy, so he cried.

What kind of ghost forged this kind of fairy sword, you are a devil!

Taking advantage of beating the child, Xie Yun contacted the elder brother and asked him to come to Putuo Mountain. After all, reconciliation is not just about Princess Iron Fan and the Bull Demon King.

"You bastard, what are you doing in Mount Putuo?" Princess Iron Fan reprimanded angrily.

"I do not have!"

"Master Avalokitesvara has sued me, and you still say no?" Princess Iron Fan held up the mother-loving sword, as if hitting the child with a feather duster.

"System, I'm reporting Red Boy for being mischievous and not studying at Mount Putuo."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a polygraph jade pendant."

Lie detector jade pendant: a psychic jade pendant, when someone nearby tells a lie, the jade pendant will glow red, and when someone tells the truth, the jade pendant will glow green.

Xie Yun gave the jade pendant to Princess Iron Fan and explained its purpose, so Princess Iron Fan took out a thick stack of letters and began to inquire.

She found a piece of bluestone and sat down, holding the letter in one hand and the sword in the other, and asked Hong Boy to lie beside her, ready to be beaten.

"On the first day you arrived at Mount Putuo, you burned scriptures and roasted geese. The ones you burned were the Putuo scriptures collected by Master Avalokitesvara, right?"

There was a trace of saliva on the corner of Honghai'er's mouth, that goose is really plump, bah, what are you talking about?

"Mom, I didn't eat!"

You can't even admit it to death!

Beep!Beep!Beep!

The polygraph jade pendant glowed red, and the mother-loving sword in Princess Iron Fan's hand fell down with its scabbard.

"In this second letter, Master Guanyin complained to me. You chopped up other people's purple bamboo and made it into a red-tasseled spear. Is there such a thing?"

"Mom, I just chopped it off!" Hong Haier felt a little guilty.

Who knew that there was only a little bamboo left in the famous purple bamboo forest, and he really didn't recognize it, and there was a legitimate reason for cutting the bamboo.

Isn't that to arm the mountain spirits and wild monsters that have just come up the mountain to defend Mount Putuo?

Beep!Beep!Beep!

The polygraph jade pendant glowed red, and the red boy's face twitched together.

Princess Iron Fan whipped her mother-loving sword wildly. Normally, this white butt would have been rotted long ago, but now it is white and round, with reflections of light.

The laws of healing are terrifying!
"Let's not talk about anything else. Tell me, why did you pour the water from the Hair Loss Pill into the spring where Master Guanyin took a bath?"

Red Boy felt aggrieved and said, "Mother, this is a complete misunderstanding. Master Guanyin complained about hair loss recently, so I took two pills from the Tushita Palace, one for increasing hair and one for hair loss!"

"The first time I threw in it was the Fat Increase Pill. Who would have thought that the effect of the medicine was too strong, and the hair grew back, but Master Guanyin also became the Monkey King, with inch-long hair all over his body."

"She was going to beat me up, so I took out the hair loss pill. After taking a bath, the effect was very good. The fine hairs disappeared, but the master also became bald. It seems that all the hairs of the whole body have fallen out."

Beep!Beep!Beep!

The polygraph jade pendant glowed green this time, and the red still didn't lie, but Princess Iron Fan's loving mother sword was still drawn.

The consequences of this matter are too serious, if you don't beat this kid up, where will Master Guanyin's face be?

Bone Essence poked Xie Yun's arm, and muttered in a low voice, "Husband, I think Master Guanyin has mixed blessings and misfortunes, and it's good to be naked."

Since she has a physical body, she occasionally misses the time when she was a skeleton.

Women have too many troubles. Not only do they have to trim eyebrows and remove armpit hair, but some even have to shave their beard and legs.

Xie Yun was taken aback, naked, his first reaction was Baihu.

cough………

"Princess Iron Fan, don't beat the child, the deity's hair is still there!" Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on a lotus and flew back from the west.

Beep beep!

The polygraph jade pendant glowed red.

Everyone looked at Master Guanyin's black and beautiful hair in doubt. The hair is beautiful and there is nothing wrong with it. The eyebrows are also beautifully drawn and there is nothing wrong with it!

Wait, eyebrows, painted, fake, isn't that hair too...

Red Boy asked bluntly, "Master, are you wearing a wig?"

"Shut up, why does this deity wear a wig?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said righteously.

Beep beep!

The polygraph jade pendant glowed red again, Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to cry, but she admitted it even after killing her.

Hmph, if you have the ability, you can pull off the wig of this deity, if you want to die, you can try it!
The hair loss elixir produced by Tushita Palace is indeed very effective. Even the hair loss technique jointly performed by Zhunti Saint and Jieying Saint cannot help Guanyin Bodhisattva's hair to regrow.

In desperation, she had no choice but to wear a wig to save face.

Hong Haier wanted to say more, but Princess Iron Fan gagged her mouth with a spirit fruit and forcibly silenced her.

"Master, forgive me, the child has a bad temper, we elders, don't be as knowledgeable as him!"

"I don't know what's going on. This kid is nothing like me. When I was young, I was a gentle and polite fairy. I never did anything out of the ordinary."

Beep!Beep!Beep!

The polygraph jade pendant glows red.

Princess Iron Fan blushed, well, it's a showdown, and I admitted it.

"Hey, when I came out of the sea of ​​​​blood, I did some outrageous things, but that's all in the past!"

Beep!Beep!Beep!

The polygraph jade pendant flickered red.

Xie Yun murmured in his heart, it's not a little outrageous for you to give senior brother an aphrodisiac, and senior senior brother hasn't overcome this heart disease yet, so where is the matter over?

Hey, the adult world is so complicated!

(End of this chapter)