Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 332 There is a fish in Dark North, and its name is Kun.

boom!
Xingxian kicked open the door of the room, and angrily took the two girls in green clothes away. Before leaving, she said harsh words to the room: "You wait, my old lady is waiting for you in the chaos!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were shocked by this. It was the first time they saw a woman with a heart of stone who said such cruel words to Master.

Aren't you going to save people?

Why is this so embarrassing?

"Second Senior Brother, what did the two of them do in the room?" Drifting asked curiously.

Before Sun Wukong answered, Xie Yun walked out of the room.

"Junior Brother Sha, don't ask if you shouldn't ask, what do you think lonely men and widows can do in the room?"

"Pohou, don't talk nonsense. As a teacher, she just rejected the sugar-coated cannonball from the female monster, and she became angry with embarrassment. Hey, there is no self-cultivation at all." Xie Yun sighed.

"Master, what is the hickey on your neck?" Monkey King asked.

"Oh, these are minor problems, don't worry about them." Xie Yun wiped off the hickey on his neck expressionlessly.

I was careless, I was pressed and kissed by Xingxian just now, I didn't expect that woman to put on lipstick, her intentions are sinister!
He taught his disciples: "For sugar-coated cannonballs, you three must remember that you can eat sugar, but you must shoot back the cannonballs."

"We can let the female monster take advantage of it, but we must not do the business that loses money, understand?"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting half-understand, but the biggest obstacle to their understanding of this operation is that there are no female monsters to throw themselves into their arms.

Sure enough, being handsome means being able to do whatever you want!

"Master, that girl doesn't seem to give up. She wants to wait for you in the chaos. Shall we kill her?" Drifting asked worriedly.

He is an honest man with a long-term vision and thinks a lot.

Weeds must be rooted, otherwise there will be big troubles in the future.

"Wu Jing, you don't understand women!" Xie Yun threw away Xingxian's Mihe Ling'er sweat towel and shook his head.

That was a gauntlet written by others, not a hunting order.

For that kind of strong woman, there are only two options in life: conquer and be conquered.

Conquering her as a teacher has no interest. I guess she is ready to work hard and conquer Lao Tzu.

"Master, I understand women!" Drifting said stubbornly, blushing.

Xie Yun patted him on the shoulder and asked, "Do you know what that sweat towel means?"

Drifting recalled the "Love Cheats" he bought at the roadside stall in Jisaiguo, picked up the sweat towel, and said confidently: "Master, this is an ordinary sweat towel for women, but Xingxian gave it to you. Two meanings."

"On the surface, she feels that the journey of learning from the scriptures is difficult, and she wants you to wipe off your sweat on the road. On a deeper level, she wants you to see things and think about others. Don't forget her. In the end, she sublimates the theme and deepens the theme. She This is an expression of deep love for you."

boom!
Xie Yun kicked the Drifting Monk into the air. Isn't this kid stupid at reading?

Are you a showman?
Xingxian is not as much as you think!

She just wanted to take off her clothes for the sake of sex, but was stopped by her teacher.

After a reprimand, she realized that she had done something wrong, so she stuffed the sweat towel in her arms and said she wanted to leave a token.

The three apprentices looked suspicious, but they had to believe it.

After the four masters and apprentices left the Thorn Ridge, the scenery was very beautiful. Along the way, butterflies danced and bees sang, looking for fragrances and emerald greens, but it was also leisurely.

Suddenly I saw a high mountain, which seemed to be connected to the sky from a distance, and the howling of wolves, tigers and leopards could be heard endlessly.

"Master, shall we go hunting here?" Sun Wukong asked excitedly, taking out his golden cudgel.

Xie Yun readily agreed, and the master and apprentice decided to hold a hunting competition. The loser would wash the smelly socks for the other three for half a year.

No magic power is allowed, and the winner is determined by the size of the prey.

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting gave a long roar, and entered the mountain with their weapons in hand.

The jackals, tigers and leopards had a bad luck. When they met three ruthless people, they ran away with their heads in their hands, in a panic.

Xie Yun jumped up to the top of the mountain with a light leap, and looked around.

Moo!
A long cry came, and in the sea of ​​clouds, a small mountain kun leisurely passed by.

My fellow, there is a fish in Dark North, its name is Kun, the size of Kun is unknown, and it is thousands of miles away.

The mountain kun is a relatively small kind of kun, but it does not prevent it from becoming stronger and bigger by devouring it.

"Get down on the poor road!" Xie Yun jumped onto Xiao Shankun's back and stomped on it.

After a mournful cry, Xiao Shankun lay innocently on the ground, moo moo screaming.

"Master Daoist, I'm just passing by, you and I have no grievances, please let me go!"

Xie Yun Jishou said, "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao and his disciples hold a hunting competition, and the winner is determined by the size of the prey. I think you are good."

Xiao Shankun was scared to pee on the spot, a hunting competition?

prey?

Wangtian, are you going to eat Kun?

Although the Kun clan is rare, they are generally very strong, so no one dares to provoke them.

It is a small mountain kun who has already attained the Golden Immortal cultivation level before it reaches adulthood, and is protected by the quasi-sage mother, so it is rarely threatened.

"Moo, mom, save me!"

The screams echoed in the valley, and soon, a huge figure appeared above the mountain.

"Who dares to bully me, stand up!" An ancient stone kun, hundreds of times bigger than Xiaoshankun, appeared, and after walking around Xiaoshankun, she said angrily.

Xie Yun has black lines on his face, you are too arrogant!

He used the small mountain kun as a springboard, grabbed the tail of the ancient stone kun, and threw it over his shoulder.

boom!
After a loud noise, the mountain was smashed open.

Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting were shocked, and they rushed over with their prey.

Damn, there are still Kun people here?
"The three of you came just in time, how about seeing the prey for the master?" Xie Yun said while carrying the Xiaoshan Kun and the ancient Shi Kun.

The three apprentices blushed as they looked at the prey in their hands.

Sun Wukong is carrying a Siberian tiger on his shoulders, Zhu Bajie is carrying an elk, and Drifting is carrying a black bear.

Bastard, how does this compare!

"Master, didn't we agree not to use mana?"

"Since when did you use your mana?" Xie Yun fell over his shoulder again.

In ancient times, Shi Kun was thrown so badly that he scolded his mother in his heart: You stinky Taoist priest, you want to prove yourself, why did you throw me?
The three apprentices burst into tears, they were hasty, the master should be excluded from this kind of competition!
Physical cultivation is too perverted. The ancient Shi Kun, who is a quasi-sage, can be caught as soon as he wants to, and there is no way for him to survive.

"Master Dao, are you going to eat our wives?" Ancient Shi Kun said weakly.

"Daoist, Kunkun is so cute, how can you eat Kunkun?" Xiaoshan Kun burst into tears.

"You are so big, and the poor can't eat it, so don't worry, I won't eat Kun." Xie Yun comforted them.

Er Kun breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that he was just a prey, so it was fine.

"Can you all be smaller, talking to you, Pindao raised his head, it is very laborious."

"Daozhang, there is no problem at all!" The ancient Shi Kun and Xiao Shan Kun changed suddenly, and their bodies began to shrink sharply.

(End of this chapter)