Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 333 Reporting the Yellow Browed Monster

After a burst of clouds and mist cleared, the ancient stone kun became the size of a palm, and the little mountain kun was only as big as a thumb, which was the smallest form they could change.

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting's eyes lit up, and they began to inform Xiong Da to come out and eat something good.

"Wuliang Tianzun, it's rare!" Xiong Da was very excited, and began to prepare the materials for wrapping fish in paper.

The two Kuns were instantly dumbfounded, something was wrong!
"Mom, we two seem to have fooled ourselves!" Xiao Shankun cried.

Shi Kun felt a little uneasy in his heart, and explained: "Master Dao, we don't have much meat on us, please let us go!"

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, if the poor Taoist says he won't eat you, he won't eat you." Xie Yun kicked Fei Xiongda, and reprimanded: "These two can't be eaten!"

He kept these two kuns mainly because the sky in Fengling's small world was too monotonous, and there was nothing that could calm the place down.

Raising two kuns at home, that forceful style, came up in an instant.

Xiong Da silently replaced the paper-wrapped fish material with a barbecue grill, and the two kuns also settled in Fengling's small world as a matter of course, and also served as the new mount of the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor.

In some scenes, Xiao Bailong really couldn't ride out.

Sun Wukong sighed, because he had just been weighed, and his Siberian tiger narrowly defeated the elk and black bear and became the lightest prey.

"Brother Monkey, please!" Zhu Bajie chuckled.

He poured out a bunch of things from the Qiankun bag, exuding a strong smell.

Sun Wukong was furious, holding a golden cudgel and started chasing and killing Zhu Bajie.

When he came back, Zhu Bajie had a bruised nose and a swollen face, and burned the stinky socks he had accumulated for decades with a torch.

The two reported an important news. Behind the mountain, there appeared a tower and palace, and there were faint bells in it.

"Isn't it normal to have a temple?"

"Master, there is something wrong with that temple, there must be monsters inside!" Sun Wukong said firmly.

"Why, did you see it?"

"no!"

"Then what nonsense are you talking about? When we do business, we need to talk about evidence. We can't just open our mouths." Xie Yun said angrily.

After so many years of teaching myself, the three apprentices still haven't understood the true meaning of the four words "seek truth from facts".

"Master, although my old grandson has no evidence, I have seen with my own eyes that the signboard of the Great Leiyin Temple is hung on the gate of that temple. This must be directed at us." Sun Wukong said confidently.

The monsters miscalculated this time. Although they planned well, they forgot the most important link. The four of us, master and apprentice, have all been to the real Daleiyin Temple.

You put a fake temple there, who are you cheating?

"Wukong, you have done a good job. You have a plan as a teacher. You will definitely be able to find out who is behind the scenes. Listen carefully."

At dusk, Xie Yun sneaked into Xiaoleiyin Temple with Xiaobailong.

This temple is well built, much like the Daleiyin Temple.

Attic thrones, thousands of ancient temples, ordinary monks come here, it must be difficult to distinguish the real from the fake.

In the temple, all kinds of Arhats, Jiedi, Bodhisattvas, bhikkhunis, etc. are sleeping soundly.

Among the crowd, Xie Yun even saw Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva. That fellow looks quite similar, but his temperament is a little bit worse, and he still has long hair, which is really fake.

The two of them took out a large bundle of fairy ropes, and caught the sleeping Arhat, Jiedi, and Bodhisattvas in one go, tied them tightly, and then entered the Mahavira Hall.

Inside, if the yellow-browed monster is dozing off with a hammer for knocking the chime, there is a "Sakyamuni Sutra" in front of him. The scriptures have not been turned over a few pages, and they are full of saliva.

"Immortal Emperor, let me come!" Xiao Bailong was eager to try.

Although this is a hypothetical, but captured alive, there is no sense of accomplishment.

"Forget it, when he wakes up, let's eat first, don't worry!" Xie Yun waved his hand and refused.

It's too much to disturb people's sleep. What if the yellow-browed monster gets angry and dies on the spot?
Hei Xiong Jing sent a pot of boiled meat, Xie Yun and Xiao Bailong ate the meat, and began to wait for the reaction of the yellow-browed monster.

Perhaps because of the strong smell of meat, more and more saliva flowed from the corners of the yellow-browed monster's mouth, and half of the scriptures were wet.

After a stick of incense, he felt something was wrong, finally opened his eyes, and was startled.

"Buddhist Holy Land, who are you two, dare to eat meat here, come here!"

"Stop shouting, do you want to have a bite?" Xie Yun pushed his hand, and the door of the Daxiong Palace was pushed open.

In the courtyard outside, the monsters of Xiaoleiyin Temple were tied up and neatly lined up.

The yellow-browed monster picked up the chime hammer and shook it, and the hammer turned into a mace.

He screamed strangely, don't come towards Xie Yun.

"A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know the heart of a good person. A poor Taoist doesn't disturb your sleep, but you disturb my meal instead?" Xie Yun kicked the yellow-browed monster out of the main hall.

"System, I will report the Yellow Browed Monster for murdering me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with fifty chaotic energy."

"You stinky Taoist priest, you are too deceitful!" The yellow-browed monster dropped the mace and rushed in again with two golden cymbals in his hand.

Bang!

The two golden cymbals joined together and made a loud noise, waking up the sleeping little monster outside.

"Amitabha, who tied me up?"

"My lord, save us quickly!"

"Bold, when did the deity suffer such humiliation?"

"Brother, you are too deep into the drama, we are all fakes!"

……

The little monster outside chirped, the yellow-browed monster almost vomited blood, can you fucking shut your mouth?

I teach you the great law of transformation, and ordinary people can't see through it at all, so don't blow yourself up, can you?

"Smelly Taoist priest, I originally wanted to save your life, but you already know the secret of my Little Leiyin Temple, it seems that it is very important to keep you!" The yellow-browed monster's face was livid.

He clasped his hands together, and two golden cymbals came from left and right, trying to flank Xie Yun.

"Smelly Taoist, close the golden cymbal, it only takes three days and nights, and you will turn into a puddle of blood. Don't worry, we will save you." The yellow-browed monster shook his head regretfully.

Bang!

Xie Yun got up, and with a light jump, he escaped from the pincer attack. This boiled meat is not bad, especially the big bones inside, it tastes delicious.

In the shocked eyes of the yellow-browed monster, Jin Nao was kicked by Xie Yun.trampled flat.

"System, I hold the yellow-browed monster to murder me a second time!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with 70 Chaos Qi."

"My Jinnao, stinky Taoist priest, you forced me to do this!" The yellow-browed monster tore off the acquired human race bag from his waist, and threw it out.

The acquired human race bag was hanging in the air, emitting a huge attraction, and all the messy things in the Daxiong Palace were sucked over.

Big grappling technique!

Xie Yun didn't move at all, he even grabbed the Houtian ethnographic bag, wiped his hands with oil, and put it back again.

"System, I report the yellow-browed monster to murder me three times."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a redemption box from Pinduoduo Mall."

(End of this chapter)