Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 334 The Conscientious Fake Monk
Pinduoduo Exchange Box: A box that can be traded with the agents of the heavens and the world. The quality of the goods is not guaranteed. Please use it with caution.

Note: After the host unifies the Three Realms, the exchange box can be opened, and this treasure box can also be upgraded to a full version.

Fighting fathers have come out, this mall will not provide tens of billions of subsidies in the future, will it?

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he is not a woman, nor is he a hand-chopper. Even if he fights his father and adds a certain treasure, I can bear it, and I will not buy it if I don’t buy it.

Ten years later, he knew he had been sloppy.

In the matter of shopping, there has never been a distinction between men and women, and everyone can't help it.

For example: Hongmeng Ziqi with free shipping in bulk, can you let it go?
The heavens and myriad worlds are very large, and what is lacking here is often the tatters of bad streets in other places.

The yellow-browed monster looked at the greasy acquired human race bag under his feet, and suddenly woke up: This is a peerless expert, and he can't afford to provoke him at all.

"Master Daoist, may I ask why you came to my Little Leiyin Temple?"

"The poor Taoist has traveled all over the world, and he has heard of the reputation of the Great Leiyin Temple for a long time. What is the relationship between your little Leiyin Temple and the Great Leiyin Temple?"

Fortunately, it wasn't the enemy who came to retaliate, and the yellow-browed monster was relieved.

He began to think about what Xie Yun said just now. This Taoist priest must have no place to stay when he travels all over the world. He has heard of the reputation of Daleiyin Temple, so he must have a good impression of my Buddhism.

Maybe it can be used to calm him down, and even keep people in the gang.

The yellow-browed monster slapped his thigh, and couldn't help admiring his resourcefulness. How could ordinary people come up with such a clever plan?
"Master Dao, my Little Leiyin Temple is a branch of Buddhism, and it is a formal institution recognized by the Great Leiyin Temple. You don't have to doubt our identity."

"We are here only to promote Buddhism and have no malicious intentions. I don't know if you are interested in staying. My little Leiyin Temple is willing to welcome you as the deputy leader."

"Good guy, such a big deal, the position of deputy leader?" Xie Yun was a little speechless.

The yellow-browed monster twitched his eyebrows, knowing that there was something to be done about it, he said while the iron was hot: "Fellow Daoist, what do you think of this?"

"no!"

"Why?"

"Pindao has never been in the habit of being the second child. As the old saying goes, it is better to be a chicken head than a phoenix tail. Besides, this is not a good place for you. Why should I wrong myself?" Xie Yun shook his head in disgust.

The yellow-browed monster is a little embarrassed, what can I do?
Jin Nao had already been trampled to pieces by this peerless master, and if Monkey King came over, no one could stop him.

If this peerless expert does not sit here, let alone Xiaoleiyin Temple, I am afraid that his life will be in danger!
"Daoist, what do you think we should do about this?" Huang Mei was puzzled, and asked tentatively, "Why don't you become the Buddha and I'll be the vice-principal?"

Right now, life-saving is the most important thing. It doesn't matter whether the Buddha is not the Buddha. The big deal is to wait for the people who learn the scriptures to pass, and then drive them away.

The little abacus in the yellow-browed monster's heart was crackling, he didn't realize at all that he was leading a wolf into the house.

"No need, you are not interested in being a Buddha. I have heard that there are two saints in Buddhism. Why don't I pretend to be a saint." Xie Yun said with a smile.

"Daoist, pretending to be a saint, I'm afraid you will be punished by heaven?"

"It's okay, it's a trivial matter." Xie Yun transformed into a Zhunti saint.

He pointed at the little white dragon, and the little white dragon turned into a guiding saint.

"Amitabha, apprentice, do you think you look like a master?" Xie Yun clasped his hands together and let go of his coercion.

Clang.

The yellow-browed monster knelt down directly, his face was dumbfounded, and he was terrified in his heart.

Like, just too much like it!

No matter in terms of appearance or temperament, they are simply impeccable. If he hadn't witnessed it with his own eyes, he would have bowed down.

Xie Yun and Xiao Bailong put away the fairy ropes, released all the monsters from Xiaoleiyin Temple, and were arranged to rest in the best room of the temple.

In the dead of night, Xiao Bailong tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

He got up, saw Xie Yun who was practicing while admiring the moon, and asked, "Immortal Emperor, since we know they are fake, why don't we just kill them all?"

"It takes a lot of brains when things happen, this emperor is taking a long line to catch big fish." Xie Yunyu said earnestly.

He really wanted to see what kind of person could create an almost perfect replica of the Great Leiyin Temple in this wilderness.

This kind of talent must be recruited. In the future, if there is a war with the race in chaos, a master of disguise is better than a million soldiers.

Early the next morning, the yellow-browed monster sent a fake arhat to deliver a fast meal.

This meal is very simple, with cold wild vegetables, dried radish, and a bowl of millet porridge. There is no oil at all.

"Wait, is your life in Little Leiyin Temple so simple that you don't even see any meat?" Xie Yun asked.

"Senior, we are a holy land of Buddhism. We not only believe in Buddhism, but also are quality monsters. We never eat meat. If you are not used to eating meat, you can go hunting in the mountains by yourself." The fake arhat explained.

Xie Yun was taken aback for a moment, it was the first time he saw such a faith-based monster, forget it, let's not report them for corrupting Buddhist customs.

After breakfast, everyone from Xiaoleiyin Temple came to the Daxiong Hall for a meeting.

There is only one theme of the meeting, and the discussion should deal with the learners.

"Amitabha, the monks report the number!" the yellow-browed monster said seriously.

"Apologize to my Buddha, all five hundred arhats are here!"

"Enlighten my Buddha, the three thousand revealed truths are complete!"

"Reveal to my Buddha, the Four Great Vajras are here!"

"Reveal to my Buddha, the Eight Great Bodhisattvas are here!"

……

Xie Yun looked at it and sighed, the monks in this fake temple are much more dedicated than the monks in the real temple.

I've been to Daleiyin Temple so many times, but I've never seen a full crowd.

The yellow-browed monster saw that the crowd was all there, and said, "Everyone, do you know what our purpose is here?"

"My Buddha, didn't you say it was to promote Buddhism?"

"Fart, who have you seen propagating Buddhism in this valley?" The yellow-browed strange figure looked at him poorly and said, "I tell you the truth, we have only one ultimate purpose here, and that is to wait for Buddhist scriptures!"

"This news is very reliable. It was told to me by my buddy who rings the bell in Daleiyin Temple, and he also said that if you eat Buddhist scriptures, you will live forever!"

Boom!
The Shanzhai version of the Daxiong Palace in Xiaoleiyin Temple exploded, and countless monks whispered to each other, discussing this matter.

In the end, they came to a conclusion: "I, Buddha, we are all dedicated to Buddha, so we can't break the precept of eating meat!"

"You fart, when did I encourage you to eat people?" Huang Mei said righteously: "I mean, everyone can stop the Buddhist scriptures and replace the prince with a civet cat!"

"Buddha, plan to come out?" Many fake monks became interested, as long as they don't force themselves to eat meat, everything is easy to discuss.

(End of this chapter)