Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 335 The most coquettish commentary in history
The meaning of the yellow-browed monster is very simple. Set up checkpoints here to stop the Buddhist scriptures, and then organize three people to go to the Daleiyin Temple to obtain the scriptures and achieve positive results.

Everyone has two shoulders and one head, why can't I do what Tang Seng can do?
That's right, because of the information blockade, the yellow-browed monster still thinks that the Buddhist monk is Tang Seng.

"Hey, Fellow Daoist, as far as I know, the Buddhist monk is not Tang Seng, but someone else." Xie Yun said.

He really couldn't bear the heart of these silly monsters in the daytime. Because of the intelligence error, they would give away their heads if they went up.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. My master Maitreya Buddha once told me personally that the person who learns the scriptures is Tang Seng!" The yellow-browed monster's tone was quite firm.

This is his greatest source of self-confidence. Maitreya Buddha is the future Buddha, the future master of Buddhism, and equal to Tathagata in status.

"Okay, I believe it!" Xie Yun shrugged and said indifferently.

Anyway, when he goes out later, he won't see the Buddhist scriptures.

"System, I report Buddha Maitreya for revealing the secrets of Buddhist scriptures!"

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with supernatural powers: incarnation outside the body!"

Incarnation outside the body: Law-level top-grade supernatural powers, which can perfectly copy a clone, which is no different from the host except that it has no cultivation level.

Alright, no problem, I will use my avatar to go to Daleiyin Temple later.

Tathagata's eldest nephew should come out and take care of this blatantly fake temple.

After everything was finalized in the Great Hall of Great Heroes, the little novice who opened the door came in in a panic and reported, "My Buddha, it's not good. Three monsters have come to the gate of our temple. They look old and scary!"

"What are you panicking?" The yellow-browed monster stared at him, and said angrily, "They are monsters, aren't you and I monsters?"

Only then did the little novice calm down, my Buddha was right!
He has stayed in Xiaoleiyin Temple for a long time, and he has completely integrated into his current role, forgetting his identity as a monster.

Hey, it turned out to be a relative!

"My Buddha, do you want me to open the temple door and welcome them in?" the little monk suggested.

The yellow-browed monster was about to agree, but suddenly felt something was wrong, so he asked one more question: "What do those three people look like?"

"Back to my Buddha, one is a monkey with a sharp mouth and a monkey cheek, the other is a pig monster with a fat head and big ears, and the remaining monster with a black charcoal head can't tell what race it is."

The yellow-browed monster felt a chill in his back, and he was very glad that he asked one more question.

Unexpectedly, it turns out that the Buddhist scriptures have all gone to their lairs!
"Apart from the three monsters, is there a monk on a white horse accompanying him?"

"My Buddha, definitely not!" The little novice said confidently.

Although Xiaoleiyin Temple is hidden in a large mountain, because it is built in a valley, there is an open space in front of the temple. Not to mention a monk riding a white horse, even a dog can't hide it!

"Go, copy the guy out, let's go and have a look together!" The yellow-browed monster waved his hand, and at this moment, he was a little uncertain.

Hurala!
Thousands of monsters from Xiaoleiyin Temple swarmed out, forming a large formation, and they were full of momentum.

"Monkey King?" the yellow-browed monster asked tentatively.

"What's the matter with calling you grandpa grandpa?" Sun Wukong subconsciously replied while holding the golden cudgel.

The yellow-browed monster felt relieved now, he must have identified the right person.

No matter how daring the monsters in the Three Realms of the Great Desolation are, it is estimated that few dare to pretend to be the Monkey King and come out to walk the rivers and lakes.

There is no other reason, but there are too many enemies and insufficient strength, so it is easy to be beaten.

"You splashing monkey, why don't you worship me when you see this deity?" The yellow-browed monster still wanted to put on airs like a Tathagata.

Monkey King laughed out loud on the spot, you monster, you are too involved in the play, right?
After he became a teacher, his seniority was already the same as the Tathagata, so how could that guy still speak in such a tone?
He pulled out a monkey hair on the spot, turned it into a chamber pot, threw it to the yellow-browed monster, and joked: "Monster, if you want to pretend to be Tathagata, you can accept it!"

The yellow-browed monster's face was ashen. He realized that his identity had been exposed, so he sacrificed the chime hammer and turned it into a mace.

"Pohou, how did you see through my identity?"

"You may not believe it. My old grandson has already been to Daleiyin Temple. With your little trick, you can still deceive others, but you are far from fooling my old grandson." Monkey King waved his hand and laughed.

"Impossible, this is the only way to go to Daleiyin Temple, when did you go there?"

"Don't worry about this, anyway, my old grandson has been there, and you pretend to be Tathagata here, and set up Daleiyin Temple in vain, aren't you afraid of meeting the rightful master?"

Facing Sun Wukong's question, the yellow-browed monster chose to remain silent, and then charged forward with a mace in hand.

The mace and the golden cudgel are acquired magic weapons. Although Sun Wukong is a great golden fairy, he dare not easily kill the yellow-browed monster with one stick.
After all, Master said that when you meet a monster, you should notify him immediately, and you can't make decisions without authorization.

So the two of them came to a stalemate, and in the blink of an eye, they fought fifty rounds. In front of the Little Leiyin Temple, it was called a dark sky, and the sun and the moon were dark.

Seeing the yellow-browed monster getting more and more courageous in the battle, Xie Yun sent a voice transmission secretly, saying: "Wukong, don't hold back, fuck him!"

Monkey King was taken aback, and asked: "Master, this monster's strength is not bad, are you sure you don't want to keep it for you?"

"What's the point, the yellow-browed monster won't lose, how can I trick these little monsters from Little Leiyin Temple into selling themselves as a teacher, these are pure and good monsters, as a teacher, I want to save them from the fire and water." Xie Yun said righteously.

Sun Wukong blushed, and complained in his heart: Master, are you guilty of saying this?
boom!
Xie Yun kicked up, but Monkey King couldn't resist, and fell directly on the ground.

The yellow-browed monster was overjoyed, and took the opportunity to smash it with a mace, forcing Monkey King to retreat again and again.

The monster from Xiaoleiyin Temple was overjoyed and praised: "Senior is brave!"

Xie Yun's status in their hearts is infinitely high, after all, there are very few people who can kick Monkey King flying away.

Don't you see, the real Tathagata Buddha must abandon his right hand and turn it into Wuzhishan in order to suppress the Monkey King?
"Amitabha, Pindao is just Xiaolu's hand. Everyone continue to watch the battle, and I will explain it to you!" Xie Yun simply recovered his real body and came to the middle monster.

Anyway, at this time, I have already gained the trust of these little monsters, so it doesn't matter if I get exposed.

"Okay, hello, everyone in the audience, welcome to today's match between the Xiaoleiyinsi team and the Xitiankujing team."

"Now that the game has entered the second half, due to Pindao's kick just now, Monkey King of the Xi Tian Xue Jing team is temporarily at a disadvantage."

"As you can see, Sun Wukong is talking trash to the yellow-browed monster, trying to disrupt the opponent's attack rhythm, but it doesn't work at all."

"Okay, Zhu Bajie, who is next to Luezhen, intervened, and Sun Wukong got a chance to breathe. He took out his famous magic weapon, the Golden Cudgel, and he seemed to be ready to use his nirvana!"

(End of this chapter)