Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 341 I reported it, I was attracted by the color
Chapter 340 I reported it, and I am interested in it. "Why do you bring food?" Guanyin was a little annoyed.

In her opinion, the road to learning the scriptures should be arduous, simple, and full of perseverance. It is too corrupt to bring a cook with you when you go out.

"Bodhisattva, I didn't cook anything delicious today, just a simple home-cooked meal." Black Bear Spirit explained.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face softened a little, simple meals, that's okay.

Then, she was stupid, is this a simple meal?
The black bear spirit kept taking out the plates from the food box, and said the name of the dish in his mouth: "Immortal Emperor, this is the recipe I found in the imperial dining room. This cat painting tiger is made. How do you taste it?"

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken..."

No more, no less, a total of one hundred and eight.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was angry, she said angrily: "Immortal Emperor, is this all you eat on the way to learn scriptures?"

Xie Yun shook his head and said, "No, it's just eating once in a while, most of the time it's mainly about eating monsters."

The food for the four masters and apprentices on the way to learn the scriptures is very simple. If there are monsters with short eyes, they will eat monsters. If they encounter a place where there are people, they will eat some local specialties.

When I am tired of eating everything, I will eat Xiong Dafa's fresh dishes.

Guanyin was very angry, but she thought about it for a long time, but she didn't think of anything to criticize.

Finally, she looked at the food left on the table and said angrily: "You are wasting food!"

Xiong Dayi waved his hand, took all the leftovers back, and said, "Bodhisattva, you misunderstood. There are little monsters waiting to serve food in Fengling's small world. These meals will never be wasted."

Gritting her teeth, Guanyin scolded, "As a cultivator, you eat hazel every day, and the four of you are getting fat!"

"Wukong, Bajie, Drifting, are you fat for your master?" Xie Yun asked.

After he got an affirmative answer, he sacrificed the mutated version of Samadhi True Fire.

boom!
After a detonation, the real fire burned, and the four masters and apprentices recovered their perfect bodies.

"Master, if you have such a good method, you should use it on us earlier!" Zhu Bajie said with tears streaming down his face.

In order to lose weight, he has suffered so much, how did he know that it is so simple to lose weight, he is so heartbroken!
Guanyin Bodhisattva has a sluggish face, but there is still this kind of weight loss method?
Immortal Emperor, you actually use top-notch cultivation methods to burn fat. You are insulting the vast number of monks in the prehistoric three realms, especially female cultivators.

Bastard, if you have such a good method, you should make it public as soon as possible!

After eating and drinking, the four master and apprentice went back to Fengling Small World to rest together.

Guanyin Bodhisattva resolutely refused to go in in order to become a qualified scripture learner. She chose to meditate on the spot and eat wild fruits.

angry!
What kind of learning is this kind of luxurious life?
On the road that followed, she witnessed all kinds of crimes, including Xie Yun flirting with a female monster on the way to learn scriptures.

Finally, Guanyin Bodhisattva couldn't bear it anymore, and she decided to tell the Tathagata Buddha about these things.

Soon, a reply came from the Great Leiyin Temple of the West Heaven.

"Guanyin, what do you want me to do?" Tathagata said helplessly.

It was only then that Guanyin realized that this was the uncle of his own boss, and his strength was unbelievably strong. He didn't dare to say a word about this kind of thing with the courage of Buddha's hundred and eighty leopards!
Forget it, forget it, out of sight and in mind.

On the next journey to learn Buddhist scriptures, whenever he encountered a female monster, Guanyin Bodhisattva would start to play a small game of one, two, three, wooden figures.

Fortunately, this kind of thing didn't last long, and people finally appeared in front of them.

That night, the group decided to stay overnight in a farm not far away to rest.

Boom!Boom!Boom!
Sun Wukong knocked on the door, and an old man with a quinoa stick came out. He was wearing pu shoes and a black scarf on his head. He opened the door and asked, "Who is yelling at my door?"

"Old man, our master and apprentice are passing through Guibao Land, can we stay overnight?" Monkey King Jishou asked.

"Fuck off, there's no place!" The old man took a look at Sun Wukong, and then began to rush people to close the door.

"You old man, if you don't let me live, you won't let me live. It's easy to say, who are you driving away?" Monkey King was very upset.

"You fellow, with a bony face, a knocked forehead, a flat nose, sunken cheeks, hairy eyes, a tuberculosis ghost, no height, a pointed mouth, you are not a good person at first glance, who dares to let you in?" the old man insisted. Boldly, shouted.

He also used a quinoa stick to give Sun Dasheng a face.

Sun Wukong's lungs are about to explode, my old grandson has entered the sky and the earth in the three realms of the prehistoric and desolate, where can't I go?
It's okay to be blocked by you today, but you still say that my grandson is ugly?
I don't want you, an old man, to see it today. It seems that you don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has.

"Wukong, stop!" Sun Wukong held out his golden cudgel, and when he was about to strike, Guanyin Bodhisattva stood up.

With an easy-going face, she saluted with clasped hands and said: "Old man, my uncle's apprentice is stubborn, don't be as knowledgeable as him."

"It's getting late, you can take us in for the night!"

The old man was overjoyed, and hurriedly opened the door to welcome a few people in to rest, and called his family to prepare meals.

Monkey King scratched the back of his head, puzzled, and asked, "You old man, you are both monks, why do you treat them differently?"

The old man rolled his eyes and said, "The female Bodhisattva is young and beautiful, is she comparable to a monkey like you?"

Xie Yun shook his head. Sure enough, where there are people, there is discrimination. The apprentice is wronged and the teacher gets revenge.

"System, I'll report this old man for sex."

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with spiritual powers."

Spiritual Touch: An ordinary little spell with a single purpose, it can only help the stubborn creatures in the prehistoric three worlds to open up their spiritual wisdom.

That's right, it's a useless spell, the bird doesn't use it, and it doesn't really have a few chaotic air.

After the old man arranged for the five of them to live, he set out meals in the courtyard, all of which were very simple vegetarian dishes.

Gluten, tofu, taro seedlings, radish, spicy mustard, turnip, fragrant rice, vinegar stewed sunflower soup, etc., are enough for a large table.

The four masters and apprentices ate one bite at a time, but Guanyin Bodhisattva ate with relish.

Along the way, this was her first serious meal, and she usually ate two wild fruits.

In the past, that was fine, but if the people around you were eating and drinking, it would be very annoying.

"Master, I have something to ask, I don't know if I should say it or not." After dinner, the old man said to Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Amitabha, old benefactor, please speak."

The old man pointed to the west and said: "Thirty miles to the west of my village, there is a shrub named Qijue Mountain.

The mountain stretches for [-] miles, full of persimmon fruits, and the persimmon tree has seven unique features: one is long-lasting, the other is cloudy, the third is free from bird's nests, the fourth is insect-free, the fifth is frosty leaves to play with, the sixth is fruity, and the seventh is fat with branches and leaves, hence the name Qijue Mountain. .

There is a monster entrenched there. It not only eats chickens, ducks, cattle and horses, but also hurts people. It has been a disaster for many years. Can you help us get rid of him? "

"Don't worry, this matter is on the deity's body." Guanyin agreed with a smile.

(End of this chapter)