Report at the beginning of Journey to the West
Chapter 342 It's Well Known
Chapter 342 It's Well Known
What kind of monster is so bold and reckless, entrenched on the top of the mountain, cruel and kind, if you don't kill it today, will I, Guanyin Bodhisattva, be worthy of this meal?
The old man's face was full of smiles, and he quickly praised Buddhism and Dafa.
After Guanyin Bodhisattva walked away with a happy smile, the old man immediately started to clean up the food on the table, which made Zhu Bajie very unhappy.
"What are you doing, didn't you see that my old pig is still eating?"
"You bunch of liars want to eat and drink with my old man, daydreaming." The old man accused, he is a staunch Buddhist believer, whether he believes in Buddhism or not.
Many years ago, a Taoist priest passed by and left behind many magic tools, which he said could bring down demons and eliminate demons.
The old man asked his son to take the magic weapon excitedly, and went to Qijue Mountain to find the monster, but he has not returned yet.
"I have studied these magic tools for decades, and I have known your tricks for a long time!" The old man took out a mahogany sword from the house and said, "There is turmeric on it. When turmeric meets alkaline water, it will turned red."
"You stinky Taoist priests use these tricks to lie to us that we have killed the evil spirits, it is really hateful!"
"Also, the mahogany sword caught fire. It looks very powerful, but it is actually sprinkled with white phosphorus. Do you really think that we country people don't understand anything?"
"What's even more irritating is that you sprinkle rosin powder on your sleeves, and when you wield the mahogany swords, the rosin powder fuels the fire, faking it into a golden light, and you have the cheek to say that it is the merit obtained after killing the ghost."
The old man was filled with righteous indignation, and complained for a long time, and finally threw the mahogany sword on the ground and stepped on it twice.
After listening to it, Xie Yun sighed: "Hey, your son has you as his father, so he is destined to die like this. What's the matter with that Taoist priest?"
"Turmeric and lye are known to ward off evil spirits."
"As we all know, white phosphorus is a common material used by Taoists to light fire."
"As we all know, rosin powder is an essential material for exorcising evil spirits."
"You bad old man doesn't understand anything, so you just complain."
"You let your son take a ghost-hunting magic weapon to fight monsters, what kind of hatred is there?"
"Tiger poison doesn't eat children, so isn't your son your own?"
The old man was dumbfounded at the time, he sat slumped on the ground, and asked in confusion, "Master Taoist, is what you said true?"
"Believe it or not." Xie Yun opened the space channel of Fengling's small world, and took three apprentices to look for Xiong Da to eat.
A vegetarian meal, without a little oil and water, eat wool!
After Master Guanyin came to Qijue Mountain, she saw a persimmon forest stretching for eight hundred miles. She went deep into the forest to look for monsters.
This place is poisonous, why does it stink?
While the Bodhisattva was muttering in his heart, a gust of wind passed by, and two red lanterns floated over in the distance.
She froze for a moment.
Whoosh!
A blood-drinking gun stabbed at him, Guanyin Bodhisattva grabbed it with his hand, and with both arms, he pulled the gun with all his might.
call!
The stench of a heat wave hits our faces, who is looking for a hut?
Fuck, is this the tongue of a monster?
In front of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva appeared a large python with red scales, drooling from the corner of his mouth, a fleshy horn growing on the top of his head, covered with red scales, like thousands of pieces of agate, crawling in this persimmon forest, very concealed.
"It's disgusting!" Bodhisattva quickly let go of the snake letter in his hand and flew into the air.
She warned: "Be honest with me!"
The red-scaled boa constrictor didn't seem to hear it, he coiled into a lump, opened his mouth and bit the Bodhisattva in mid-air, completely ignoring the difference in strength between the two.
"Don't you know what's good or bad!" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva raised a long sword and was about to slay the big snake when there was a loud thunder in the sky.
A burst of cold sweat broke out on her back, and she realized in an instant that this was a difficult part of Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Otherwise, the great catastrophe of Journey to the West would not be complete, and there would be great catastrophe in the entire prehistoric and desolate three realms.
"Amitabha!" Avalokitesvara turned sideways to avoid the attack of the red-scaled python, kicked it with one foot, and left without looking back.
The red-scaled python lay on the ground, and it took a long time to recover. It shook its head, as if it didn't feel any pain, and crawled to another place.
The sky is full of golden light, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is back.
The old man entertained warmly, kept serving tea and pouring water, and asked, "Bodhisattva, what about the monster?"
Guanyin: Uh...
"Old benefactor, the monster itself can't be accepted, it would hurt the way of heaven, you should go and invite the Taoist priest who came with me!"
"What, you cheating nun, old woman, put away all the food and don't give it to her!" The old man's expression changed on the spot.
Hearing the movement, Xie Yun came out of Fengling's small world with three apprentices. He witnessed this scene with his own eyes, shook his head and sighed: This world is so real!
Even gods don't work and don't give food.
"Master Daoist, the old man misunderstood you, please help us to cast down the demon!" The old man immediately bowed down when he saw Xie Yun.
"System, I'm reporting this old man's condescending attitude and bad attitude, which seriously hurt my fragile heart."
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a chance card."
Chance card: After using it, you can get a chance to see the great merit closest to you.
Use Chance Cards!
Ding, ask the host to go to Qijue Mountain to clear up the persimmons that have fallen on the ground over the years.
Xie Yun was taken aback, eating a meal of persimmons was considered a great merit. Did this broken system trick him again?
"System, I will report that you intentionally give merit."
"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and rewarding the host with the Qi of Chaos."
"Ding, this system solemnly warns the host that this system is fair and open, and will never bend the law for personal gain."
"You fool, think about it with your brain, it's fine if I don't trip you secretly, how can I open the back door for you?"
After Xie Yun was ridiculed by the system, he was aggrieved and took three apprentices to Qijue Mountain.
I have to take a look, what kind of arduous task is eating persimmons, and it is considered a great merit?
vomit!
The four masters and apprentices had just arrived at Qijue Mountain, and a stench of stench came over their faces, so hasty!
The 800-mile persimmon grove can produce many persimmons every year, but there are monsters here, so no one dares to pick them all year round.
The rotten persimmons fell on the ground, and after they rotted, they became so smelly that it was impossible to pass through.
"Master, please use the Samadhi real fire to burn this place down." Monkey King pleaded, pinching his nose.
Xie Yun shook his head and said, "I have a great merit for you as a teacher, do you want it?"
Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting nodded quickly, who wouldn't want such a great merit?
The merits of the golden body protect the body, and the practice is comparable to cheating. If you accumulate enough merits, becoming a saint is a piece of cake.
(End of this chapter)
What kind of monster is so bold and reckless, entrenched on the top of the mountain, cruel and kind, if you don't kill it today, will I, Guanyin Bodhisattva, be worthy of this meal?
The old man's face was full of smiles, and he quickly praised Buddhism and Dafa.
After Guanyin Bodhisattva walked away with a happy smile, the old man immediately started to clean up the food on the table, which made Zhu Bajie very unhappy.
"What are you doing, didn't you see that my old pig is still eating?"
"You bunch of liars want to eat and drink with my old man, daydreaming." The old man accused, he is a staunch Buddhist believer, whether he believes in Buddhism or not.
Many years ago, a Taoist priest passed by and left behind many magic tools, which he said could bring down demons and eliminate demons.
The old man asked his son to take the magic weapon excitedly, and went to Qijue Mountain to find the monster, but he has not returned yet.
"I have studied these magic tools for decades, and I have known your tricks for a long time!" The old man took out a mahogany sword from the house and said, "There is turmeric on it. When turmeric meets alkaline water, it will turned red."
"You stinky Taoist priests use these tricks to lie to us that we have killed the evil spirits, it is really hateful!"
"Also, the mahogany sword caught fire. It looks very powerful, but it is actually sprinkled with white phosphorus. Do you really think that we country people don't understand anything?"
"What's even more irritating is that you sprinkle rosin powder on your sleeves, and when you wield the mahogany swords, the rosin powder fuels the fire, faking it into a golden light, and you have the cheek to say that it is the merit obtained after killing the ghost."
The old man was filled with righteous indignation, and complained for a long time, and finally threw the mahogany sword on the ground and stepped on it twice.
After listening to it, Xie Yun sighed: "Hey, your son has you as his father, so he is destined to die like this. What's the matter with that Taoist priest?"
"Turmeric and lye are known to ward off evil spirits."
"As we all know, white phosphorus is a common material used by Taoists to light fire."
"As we all know, rosin powder is an essential material for exorcising evil spirits."
"You bad old man doesn't understand anything, so you just complain."
"You let your son take a ghost-hunting magic weapon to fight monsters, what kind of hatred is there?"
"Tiger poison doesn't eat children, so isn't your son your own?"
The old man was dumbfounded at the time, he sat slumped on the ground, and asked in confusion, "Master Taoist, is what you said true?"
"Believe it or not." Xie Yun opened the space channel of Fengling's small world, and took three apprentices to look for Xiong Da to eat.
A vegetarian meal, without a little oil and water, eat wool!
After Master Guanyin came to Qijue Mountain, she saw a persimmon forest stretching for eight hundred miles. She went deep into the forest to look for monsters.
This place is poisonous, why does it stink?
While the Bodhisattva was muttering in his heart, a gust of wind passed by, and two red lanterns floated over in the distance.
She froze for a moment.
Whoosh!
A blood-drinking gun stabbed at him, Guanyin Bodhisattva grabbed it with his hand, and with both arms, he pulled the gun with all his might.
call!
The stench of a heat wave hits our faces, who is looking for a hut?
Fuck, is this the tongue of a monster?
In front of Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva appeared a large python with red scales, drooling from the corner of his mouth, a fleshy horn growing on the top of his head, covered with red scales, like thousands of pieces of agate, crawling in this persimmon forest, very concealed.
"It's disgusting!" Bodhisattva quickly let go of the snake letter in his hand and flew into the air.
She warned: "Be honest with me!"
The red-scaled boa constrictor didn't seem to hear it, he coiled into a lump, opened his mouth and bit the Bodhisattva in mid-air, completely ignoring the difference in strength between the two.
"Don't you know what's good or bad!" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva raised a long sword and was about to slay the big snake when there was a loud thunder in the sky.
A burst of cold sweat broke out on her back, and she realized in an instant that this was a difficult part of Journey to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Otherwise, the great catastrophe of Journey to the West would not be complete, and there would be great catastrophe in the entire prehistoric and desolate three realms.
"Amitabha!" Avalokitesvara turned sideways to avoid the attack of the red-scaled python, kicked it with one foot, and left without looking back.
The red-scaled python lay on the ground, and it took a long time to recover. It shook its head, as if it didn't feel any pain, and crawled to another place.
The sky is full of golden light, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is back.
The old man entertained warmly, kept serving tea and pouring water, and asked, "Bodhisattva, what about the monster?"
Guanyin: Uh...
"Old benefactor, the monster itself can't be accepted, it would hurt the way of heaven, you should go and invite the Taoist priest who came with me!"
"What, you cheating nun, old woman, put away all the food and don't give it to her!" The old man's expression changed on the spot.
Hearing the movement, Xie Yun came out of Fengling's small world with three apprentices. He witnessed this scene with his own eyes, shook his head and sighed: This world is so real!
Even gods don't work and don't give food.
"Master Daoist, the old man misunderstood you, please help us to cast down the demon!" The old man immediately bowed down when he saw Xie Yun.
"System, I'm reporting this old man's condescending attitude and bad attitude, which seriously hurt my fragile heart."
"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a chance card."
Chance card: After using it, you can get a chance to see the great merit closest to you.
Use Chance Cards!
Ding, ask the host to go to Qijue Mountain to clear up the persimmons that have fallen on the ground over the years.
Xie Yun was taken aback, eating a meal of persimmons was considered a great merit. Did this broken system trick him again?
"System, I will report that you intentionally give merit."
"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and rewarding the host with the Qi of Chaos."
"Ding, this system solemnly warns the host that this system is fair and open, and will never bend the law for personal gain."
"You fool, think about it with your brain, it's fine if I don't trip you secretly, how can I open the back door for you?"
After Xie Yun was ridiculed by the system, he was aggrieved and took three apprentices to Qijue Mountain.
I have to take a look, what kind of arduous task is eating persimmons, and it is considered a great merit?
vomit!
The four masters and apprentices had just arrived at Qijue Mountain, and a stench of stench came over their faces, so hasty!
The 800-mile persimmon grove can produce many persimmons every year, but there are monsters here, so no one dares to pick them all year round.
The rotten persimmons fell on the ground, and after they rotted, they became so smelly that it was impossible to pass through.
"Master, please use the Samadhi real fire to burn this place down." Monkey King pleaded, pinching his nose.
Xie Yun shook his head and said, "I have a great merit for you as a teacher, do you want it?"
Monkey King, Zhu Bajie and Drifting nodded quickly, who wouldn't want such a great merit?
The merits of the golden body protect the body, and the practice is comparable to cheating. If you accumulate enough merits, becoming a saint is a piece of cake.
(End of this chapter)
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