Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 347 If you want to say this, I won't be sleepy anymore
"Open your mouth and come here. The poor are spies, do you still have your life to frame you here?" Xie Yun took out the customs clearance document and threw it in front of the captain guarding the city gate.

Seeing this, the middle-aged man quickly picked up the customs clearance document and examined it carefully.

"My lower official Zhu Ziguo Honglu Temple Minister Liu Rufeng, I have met the prince of Shangbang in the Tang Dynasty!"

The captain guarding the city gate was dumbfounded, the one riding the horse was the prince of Datang?
No wonder his shots are so generous, no wonder his entourage is so skilled, no wonder he wasn't afraid from the beginning.

"My lord, you little one has eyes but no eyes, please spare my life!"

"I don't like to kill people, I just like to make decisions for the people. Tell me, what kind of corruption and bribery have you done all these years guarding the city gate?" Xie Yun asked.

"System, I will report Zhu Ziguo's city guard captain to blackmail the people!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting 230 eight times, and rewarding the host with 570 Chaos Qi."

"Forgive me, my lord. When I turn back, I will definitely read the copy of this school lieutenant." Honglu Temple Minister Liu Rufeng said righteously.

He led the horse, led the way, and brought Xie Yun into the post house to settle down.

A group of people lived in Zhu Ziguo for three consecutive days, no one cared about changing customs clearance documents at all, they just served good wine and good food every day.

That Honglu Temple official Liu Rufeng is a wonderful person, he comes to the post house every day to ask Xie Yun about the customs and culture of the Tang Dynasty.

This guy is knowledgeable about the past and the present, and he speaks witty words. Talking with him makes people feel like a spring breeze, and there is a feeling that they can't wait to be a confidant.

"Old Liu, tell me the truth, what happened to your king?" Xie Yun asked.

"My lord, don't worry, my king hasn't been in court for a long time, I think you have to stay here for a while." Liu Rufeng explained shamelessly.

Xie Yun was furious. As a king, he didn't care about his government and cared for his people. Instead, he was passive and negligent, drinking and having fun in the harem all day long. This is a foolish king!
"System, I will report King Zhu Ziguo's lazy administration."

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a set of Acupuncture with acquired magic weapon!"

Acquired magic weapon silver silk acupuncture: Forged from 99K top-quality silver, it is the magic weapon that every doctor dreams of. It can help people open up the meridians and speed up their practice.

In special cases, it can also be used to check whether food is poisonous.

Why is it another set of waste magic weapons?
It’s not as real as the Acquired Magic Barbecue!
The more Xie Yun thought about it, the angrier he got, he got up and took his apprentice with him, preparing to forcibly break into the palace to seek an explanation for himself.

Ma Dan, what bastard king?
You can waste your own time, how can you waste other people's time?

Do you know how precious a second of this emperor's up and down is, can you afford to delay it?
A group of people came to the gate of the imperial palace, and Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at the hundreds of imperial forest troops lined up in front of him, and persuaded: "Immortal Emperor, forget it, we don't need to call the truth with the mortals, just wait a little longer."

Click!

Xie Yun raised his hand, and with a thunderbolt, he split open the gate of the palace.

Hundreds of Imperial Forest Army were stupid at that time.

Who said that it was the prince of the Tang Dynasty who came here, but the gods of the Tang Dynasty came here!
Whoa!
Hundreds of people put down their weapons and knelt down on the spot, wanting to meet the god.

At this time, let alone blocking people, even if they defected, it was a matter of Xie Yun's words.

A group of people rushed into the palace and pulled out the king of Zhu Ziguo from the harem. He was already drunk, saw hundreds of imperial guards coming with knives, thought there was a coup d'état in the kingdom, and peed his pants on the spot.

"Your Majesty, the prince of the Tang Dynasty is here to exchange the certificate of customs clearance. You should pack up and prepare to go to court!" Liu Rufeng hurriedly smoothed things over and asked the people in the imperial dining room to bring hangover soup.

After a fuss, Zhu Ziguo's officials also rushed over.

The meeting begins.

The king went to the hall, his face was pale, and he said: "I have a disease, and I have not ascended the throne for a long time, I hope the Tang Dynasty will forgive me."

The officials of Honglu Temple sent the customs clearance document, and after Zhu Ziguo's jade seal was stamped, it was officially over.

The king asked: "Prince Immortal, you Tang people are as cruel as you... Are you powerful?"

He originally wanted to say brutal, but in the end he realized that, for the safety of his life, he still chose the adjective of high mana.

"Pimpedao is the Great Tang Master, with high mana power, and ordinary people are naturally inferior to him. Don't be afraid, everyone." Xie Yun explained with a smile.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva next to her rolled her eyes. It was the first time she saw such a self-proclaimed person.

Although this is the truth, it sounds inexplicably uncomfortable.

"Prince Xian, how many dynasties and virtuous ministers did you have in the Tang Dynasty, how is it compared to our country?" King Zhu Ziguo asked curiously.

"The Tang Dynasty ruled the world from the three emperors, the five emperors were separated, Yao and Shun were on the throne, Yu and Tang pacified the people. They formed a group of Zhou sons, and each established the universe. After Qin, Han, Jin and Sui, it has been passed down to the Five Dynasties. There are so many good ministers and emperors in our country, it is innumerable."

Xie Yun came full of energy, if you want to say this, Pindao will not be sleepy.

In terms of a long history, who am I in China afraid of?
King Zhu Ziguo obviously refused to admit defeat, he asked: "Immortal Chief, how do you think the Tang Dynasty compares with our country?"

Good guy, there used to be a country called Yelang in southern Xinjiang, and there was a legend about Yelang's arrogance. Now is there a noble country in the Western Regions?

"Heh, my Tang Dynasty has a population of tens of millions, and its territory spans more than ten thousand miles. Compared with Zhu Ziguo, it is Haoyue and Yinghuo. How can it be compared?"

"Shut up, the envoy speaks outrageously, really don't take Zhu Ziguo seriously?" Zhu Ziguo's civil and military officials said angrily.

Click!

Xie Yun threw out a palm thunder, and directly split the two solid wooden doors of the main hall into fly ash.

"Is Pindao very arrogant?"

Zhu Ziguo's civil and military officials shrank their heads and stood back silently.

People who are not capable are arrogant, but those who are capable are showing their strength.

Obviously, this Taoist priest was very strong, and Zhu Ziguo couldn't afford to offend him.

Xie Yun picked up the certificate of customs clearance and was about to leave when King Zhuzi's eyes lit up and he ran down from his throne.

"Immortal Elder, stay a while, this king has something to ask!"

"What's the matter?"

"The widow has a disease, and it has become seriously ill. The imperial hospital has tried many times to treat it, but it has not been effective. The fairy head is powerful, so I don't know if you can help me?" King Zhuziguo said sincerely: "If it works, I would like to share the land equally with the fairy head. "

"Are you serious?"

"If you violate it, you will be punished by heaven and earth." The King of Zhuzi Kingdom swore.

He has been suffering from headaches for several years, he tosses and turns in the dead of night, and can only drink alcohol to get drunk.

Now if someone can rescue him from the sea of ​​suffering, let alone half of the country, he will give whatever he wants, and he will never refuse.

"Okay, you're sick, I'll take care of you, tomorrow at this time, I'll deliver the medicine, and I'm sure the medicine will be cured." Xie Yun patted his chest and promised.

On the way back, Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little contemptuous, and asked: "Immortal Emperor, that person just has a migraine, and a golden elixir can cure him, so you don't need to take advantage of it?"

"Sister Guanyin, you may not believe me, but I am proficient in medical skills, so I plan to use medical skills to cure him, and use golden pills to treat diseases, which does not reflect my level at all."

"Even if you can cure people, you can't open your mouth like a lion. Do you really want half of the country?" Guanyin seriously suspected that Xie Yun had crazy land occupation syndrome, and it was already at an advanced stage.

Otherwise, why did he insist on setting up two hills next to Daleiyin Temple?
(End of this chapter)