Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 348 Sister Guanyin, please take the blame

"Sister Guanyin, with my identity and strength, I want to take down Zhu Ziguo. Do you think that king has the strength to resist?"

"This is an equal transaction between the two of us that both sides agree with. Why did the lion speak up?" Xie Yun asked.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was speechless, she still felt something was wrong.

Having said that, why do I always feel that the hourly book is a bit preposterous?

Alas, the key is thick-skinned, one dares to give, the other dares to take.

If the per capita face of my Buddhism can reach this level, it is estimated that Xiniu Hezhou will have been won long ago. Why bother to go to the west to learn scriptures?
"Immortal Emperor, let's be reasonable, can you really cure that king?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little worried, and said: "After all, human life is at stake, or you should just use the golden elixir to heal the disease!"

Xie Yun stared at Guanyin's hair, he was very curious.

As the saying goes, long hair but short knowledge, Sister Guanyin, you have lost all your hair, why do you still look so ignorant?
Please don't question this Emperor's ability, for a man, nothing is impossible.

"Immortal Emperor, what's the matter, is my wig crooked?" Guanyin Bodhisattva felt a little guilty.

"No, it's beautiful."

"Then what are you looking at?"

"I just think you have long hair but short knowledge. This emperor is known as a genius doctor, but you actually question my ability." Xie Yun shook his head and said.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is a little out of breath, you are so bad, you can talk about things, why are you pulling my hair?

You Immortal Emperor Eight Desolation said that you are invincible in the world, and this deity believes it.

You Eight Desolate Immortal Emperor said that his background is very strong, I believe it.

Your Eighth Desolation Immortal Emperor said that he is the most beautiful man in the prehistoric world, and this deity also believes it.

But you say you are a miracle doctor, isn't that a bit ridiculous?

"Emperor Immortal, if you can cure that king, I will help you."

"really?"

"High fives!"

"Forget it, I believe, don't make excuses to take advantage of me."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: I TM(ノ°ο°)ノ

The two went to the small world of Fengling, preparing to dispense medicine to King Zhu Ziguo to treat his illness.

Everyone in the small world was stunned. They never knew that their Taoist master was proficient in medical skills. When the news spread, everyone put down what they were doing and came to watch the fun.

"Master, tell me first, what's wrong with the king?" Tiger Demon asked.

He still retained the last trace of rationality and raised doubts.

If you don't even know the cause of the disease, and start dispensing medicine when you come up, then you can't let Xie Yun cure the disease.

Although we are monsters, we can't just watch our master disregard human lives, that's too sinful.

"Why, don't you trust the emperor?" Xie Yun led the crowd to the imperial dining room, and explained: "The king's left hand has a strong and tight Cun pulse, and the Guan pulse is astringent and slow; the right Cun pulse is floating and slippery, which is an internal knot. Amenorrhea."

"Those who are strong and tight, stay for food and drink; those who are frivolous, are full of weakness and coldness. Do you understand what this means?"

All the monsters shook their heads, what they heard was cloudy and foggy, and all the words knew what they meant, but when combined together, they couldn't understand anything.

For the Yaozu, after getting sick, they either knocked on the golden elixir or carried it hard, and there has never been such a thing as a cure.

Therefore, the profession of doctors is almost extinct among the demon clan, and they don't even understand medical theory.

"You all don't understand, and you still ask the bottom line, what do you want to do?" Xie Yun said a little annoyed: "That guy is lovesickness and lovesickness."

"This emperor has a grass-headed prescription here. It only needs two kinds of medicines, which can be refined into pills. Take one, and the medicine will cure the disease when the time comes."

Xie Yun came to the imperial dining room, pointed to Xiong Da's cooking pot and asked, "Sister Guanyin, you just said to help me, does it count?"

"Of course!"

"Okay, please carry this iron pot for me."

After Xie Yun finished speaking, Xiong became impatient, he jumped out to stop him and said, "Immortal Emperor, think twice!"

"This is an iron pot specially made by me, don't let the alchemy be ruined!"

Although I don't know the reason why this black iron pot is used as medicine, there have been legends of iron-eating beasts in the prehistoric three worlds since ancient times.

According to rumors, Chi You's mount is only good for this one.

Xie Yun kicked Xiong Da into the air, and reprimanded him: "In this imperial dining room, you are a treasure, and your kitchen utensils are treasures, so the ash at the bottom of the pot is not necessarily a treasure, right?"

"Pick you a little bit of pot dust, how can you be like an old lady?"

Xiong Da rubbed his butt, and smiled naively: "Hey hey, master, as long as you don't move my pot, the ashes at the bottom of the pot can be removed as you like."

"Sister Guanyin, please!"

"Immortal Emperor, are you teasing this deity, how can pot ashes be used as medicine?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was somewhat disbelieving.

"No way, no way, there are still people who don't know that pot ash is also called Baicao cream, and it can heal all kinds of diseases, right?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face twitched, and she said stubbornly: "Of course I know!"

Having said that, I was still a little heartbroken.

Wangtian, is this deity destined to take the blame today?
Guanyin Bodhisattva rolled up his sleeves, took a stride, grabbed the iron pot, gritted his teeth and used his arms to pick up the largest black pot in the imperial dining room.

Her face was flushed, and she complained in her heart: Why is this black pot so heavy? Why does it weigh 50 catties?

"Bodhisattva, be careful, this is a cooking pot made of nine-day black iron, don't knock it on me." Xiong Da said nervously.

In the imperial dining room, apart from the Jiutian Xuantian Kitchen Knife, which is the grade of the Acquired Magical Treasure, what he likes the most is the Jiutian Xuantian Iron Frying Pot.

Mom sells batches, you are a black pot, if you take it out for a fight, it may not hurt the slightest. Why did you bump into it while the deity was carrying it?
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva's face was ashen, silently watching Xie Yun dig out half of the ash from the bottom of the pot and grind it into a fine powder.

Bang!

She threw the Jiutian black iron cooking pot back again, Xiong Da grinned in distress.

"Stupid, wink, give Bodhisattva a vegetarian meal to replenish your strength." Xie Yun kicked Xiong Da's foot, and said very politely: "Sister Guanyin, you rest here, I'll go get another medicine, I will trouble you to knead the two medicines together later, please."

"Amitabha, saving one's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Immortal Emperor, go quickly, don't delay." Guanyin Bodhisattva was overjoyed.

If there was another incident like taking the blame, her mentality would collapse.

Hei Xiongjing lit the fire and began to prepare a mediocre egg fried rice.

Xie Yun took Hu Yao and others out of the imperial dining room, found Xiao Bailong, and asked, "Xiao Bai, are you in a hurry?"

Xiao Bailong had a strange expression on his face, and he felt that something was wrong.

Why do such a large group of people suddenly care about their own food and drink?
Could it be that the foreign enemies from Chaos invaded, and the Immortal Emperor needed death squads, so he picked me on purpose?
Or was there an earthquake in Xihai, and something happened to my hometown?
Little Bailong's eyes darkened, and he said: "Emperor Immortal, if you have something to say, I can stand it."

(End of this chapter)