Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 349 Diuretics

Xie Yun sighed, Xiao Bailong has grown up!
He agreed without saying anything. This attitude is commendable.

"Have a bowl of horse urine."

A sea bowl the size of a human head was handed over.

The little boy tilted his head, question marks all over his head: Meow meow? ? ?

Immortal Emperor, what do you mean by this?
"Xiaobai, don't get me wrong, the emperor just uses it to cure diseases."

Xiao Bailong panicked, horse urine can also cure diseases?

He had heard of a country called Tianzhu before, people in that country liked to drink cow urine, and firmly believed that cow urine could cure all diseases, so it was not abnormal.

Unexpectedly, some people use horse urine to treat diseases.

"Emperor Immortal, don't believe rumors, horse urine cannot cure diseases!" Xiao Bailong explained.

boom!
Xie Yun gave him a kick, and angrily said: "Aren't you confused when you are a horse? Your body is a five-clawed white dragon, and what this emperor wants is dragon urine!"

The little white dragon looked up and looked around, the tiger demon, the Jinghe Dragon King, Liuhebei and its daughter, the red-scaled giant python, etc., were all in a dark circle.

He silently crossed his legs, shook his head and refused: "Immortal Emperor, I haven't been drinking enough water recently, and I can't urinate. You can find my uncle!"

The Dragon King of Jinghe has the heart to die, what the hell, if I knew it earlier, I shouldn't join in this fun!
Just as he was about to run away, Xie Yun kicked Xiao Bailong again, reprimanding him: "You little boy piss, the medicine works well, his stuff is useless."

The onlookers sighed and began to whisper. They looked at the Jinghe Dragon King with weird eyes.

The Dragon King of Jinghe left silently, and went back to the Dragon Palace to retreat.

Ma Dan, the words of the Immortal Emperor are a bit lethal, I am afraid that I will die socially in Fengling's small world!
What do you mean that that thing is useless, I am obviously very strong!

Xiao Bailong was also a little confused, he felt that his life was about to be ruined, if he didn't urinate, he was destined to be abolished by the emperor, if he urinates, his reputation for the rest of his life would be ruined.

"Come on, open your mouth!" Xie Yun took out the diuretic.

Originally, I just thought it was a trivial matter, but I didn't expect to use this big killer.

Little Bailong had no power to resist and took diuretics.

After a stick of incense, he turned into a human form, gritted his teeth, and jumped into the top-quality spiritual field.

If you want to ask why you don't run, because you are in a hurry, you really can't take a step.

Don't ask why you went there, in Fengling's small world, there is only barely a shelter there, so you won't pee on the sky.

It's time for another stick of incense.

Xiao Bailong changed his clothes and came out with half a bowl of dragon piss, the expression on his face was much more relaxed.

"Immortal Emperor, luck is worse than a mission." Xie Yun took the bowl, patted Xiao Bailong on the shoulder, and said comfortingly.

It's really embarrassing for this child. In fact, his dragon urine is the main medicine, otherwise he wouldn't have forced him like this.

"Xiaobai, the urine is a little yellow, remember to drink plenty of water." Xie Yun reminded before leaving.

Xiao Bailong suddenly felt that his piss was not in vain, at least the Immortal Emperor still likes us very much, that's great.

"What a fart, oh my god!" The tiger demon let out a scream with its finger on the top-quality spiritual field.

In the top-quality spiritual field, a bunch of fairy grasses popped up, and there were all kinds of them.

Don't think about it, it must be because of Xiao Bailong's peeing.

Using his professional knowledge, the tiger demon quickly made a judgment and began to hunt down the real culprit.

The eight-foot-long hoe danced vigorously, and the little white dragon was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart, and he began to run wildly in Fengling's small world.

You can't blame him for this matter, as an orthodox dragon clan, his dragon urine is actually a magic medicine.

If it is sprinkled in the water, fish will evolve into jiao if they eat it. If it is sprinkled in the mountains, it will grow into fairy grass after being absorbed by wild grasses, and eating it can lead to longevity.

"Miraculous medicine, you bastard, you gave me a whole lot of weeds, and you still dare to quibble." The tiger demon scolded angrily.

The little white dragon fled wildly all the way, but the tiger demon couldn't catch up.

Because the effect of the diuretic was still on, he became anxious again, so his running speed was +9999.

In the imperial dining room, Guanyin Bodhisattva is eating fried rice with eggs.

Produced by Xiongda, there must be high-quality products, even a simple meal of fried rice with eggs completely conquered this proud Buddhist venerable.

"Sister Guanyin, eat first, don't worry." Xie Yun put down the sea bowl in his hand, sat aside, and said.

"Saving people is the most important thing. I won't take the medicine after the cure is over." Guanyin Bodhisattva put down the chopsticks in his hand.

At this time, there is still more than half a bowl of egg fried rice left.

"Sister Guanyin, is this meal not to your liking?" Xie Yun was curious.

With so much rice left, this is an insult to Xiong Da's culinary skills!

Hiccup~
Guanyin Bodhisattva belched embarrassingly, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said embarrassingly, "This is the seventh bowl."

Xie Yun: emmmmm
"Sister Guanyin, you have a big appetite!" He gave a thumbs up and praised.

Guanyin Bodhisattva blushed and rolled his eyes.

There's no way to praise a girl's appetite, aren't you calling me a glutton in disguise?

"Fortunately, I barely ate half full, what should I do with this medicine?"

Xie Yun pointed to half a bowl of pot bottom ash and half a bowl of dragon urine, and said, "It's very simple, just rub the pot bottom ash with water into balls."

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva started to mix the ashes and dragon urine at the bottom of the pot and knead them.

Xie Yun couldn't bear to look directly at him, so he said, "Sister Guanyin, just rub it casually, you don't need to be so serious."

"Hey, what can I do, this is a good medicine for curing diseases and saving lives."

Guanyin Bodhisattva refused. She was very careful and rubbed out three fist-sized, very round Wujin Dan.

"Sister Guanyin really has a bodhisattva heart, I admire, admire!" Xie Yun sighed.

After washing my hands, I finished the remaining half bowl of fried rice with eggs.

The two left the imperial dining room and were going back to Zhu Ziguo to treat the king.

Coincidentally, on the way, he met Xiao Bailong who was being hunted down by the tiger demon.

Poor child, at this time, because of the urgency to urinate, he has already peed the crotch of his pants, which is very miserable.

"Immortal Emperor, what's going on with them?"

"Bodhisattva, this guy pissed in my best spiritual field and watered the weeds all over the ground. I'm going to catch him and get rid of the weeds." The tiger demon explained.

Xiaobailong burst into tears: It's just weeding, you should have said it earlier!
I thought you were waving a hoe, ready to hit someone, grandma is a bear, it's too embarrassing.

"In the future, if you have something to be reasonable, don't hit people at every turn, that's not good." Xie Yun reprimanded.

How can a generation of immortal emperors who are unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness have a group of vulgar monsters under his command?
Alas, the per capita quality of Fengling Small World needs to be improved!
The tiger demon put down his hoe to show that he knew his mistake, and then he carried the little white dragon who peed in his crotch and went back to work in the best spiritual field.

Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly felt something was wrong, she took two sharp breaths, and noticed that the smell on Xiao Bailong was so familiar, as if she had smelled it somewhere.

"Emperor Immortal, what is that yellow bowl you gave me?"

"Dragon urine!" Xie Yun said confidently.

(End of this chapter)