Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 350

"vomit~"

Guanyin Bodhisattva knelt on the ground and vomited wildly.

What did the deity just do?
Children only pee and play with mud, and I am a dignified quasi-sage, but I also...

What's more, it turned out to be other people's urine, Amitabha, the real Buddha was also angry, and couldn't stand it anymore.

"Sister Guanyin, you have a compassionate heart. In order to save people, you don't have such a big reaction?" Xie Yun handed over a glass of water and comforted him: "If you want to open up, this is actually a childlike innocence, and it's an interesting thing to tell. , no shame."

Roll rough!

After Guanyin Bodhisattva rinsed his mouth, he rolled up his hand, and with a powerful and heavy move, he hit Xie Yun.

"No, sister Guanyin, are you serious?"

"Sister Guanyin, I advise you to calm down, or I will fight back."

"Look at the trick, Dragon Claw Hand!"

……

A moment later, Guanyin Bodhisattva was pinned to the ground by Xie Yun and completely lost the power to resist.

"Sister Guanyin, are you wrong?"

"This deity is right, you are teasing this deity, and this deity will settle accounts for you sooner or later!"

Xie Yun pressed Guanyin Bodhisattva's head on the grass, and asked triumphantly: "The answer is wrong, please say it again."

"I am right."

"I am right."

"This deity is wrong, Immortal Emperor, please let me go!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was completely subdued.

She has been in the Three Realms for so many years, but it is the first time she has been bullied so badly.

I can't beat it, I can't say it, ah, I feel so wronged!
What sins have been done in the prehistoric three realms, why such a shameless and extremely anti-routine immortal emperor was born?

After Xie Yun let go of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he was startled when he saw her sacrifice a fairy sword, and took two steps back.

Is it possible that this girl can't compete with fists and feet, but now she can compete with swords?
Keng!
A light flashed.

Xie Yun knew he was wrong, and a pair of beautiful jade hands fell to the ground.

Guanyin Bodhisattva is a ruthless person, he actually chopped off his hand.

"Sister Guanyin, why bother?"

As soon as Xie Yun finished speaking, thousands of jade hands appeared behind Guanyin Bodhisattva. She looked back and picked two of them, and the others turned into phantoms.

Guys, is this okay too?

In the future, you can't compare with Bodhisattvas even if you kill them. The gap is too big, isn't it?
"This deity is obsessed with cleanliness, Immortal Emperor. Please don't spread the word about it. Let's expose it. Don't mention it to anyone." Guanyin Bodhisattva clutched his aching chest and left Fengling's small world.

After the king of Zhu Ziguo heard the news, he immediately sent all the civil and military officials to the posthouse to ask for an audience.

Welcome to the panacea.

Gongs and drums were played all the way, and lanterns and festoons were displayed, attracting strong crowds from the people of Zhuzi Kingdom.

They thought the king was going to hold a beauty pageant to prepare for his concubine.

"Daozhang, thank you for your hard work!" King Zhu Ziguo greeted him personally at the gate of the palace.

Xie Yun took out the Wujin Pill and explained: "This medicine is very precious, one pill is enough."

"Master Dao, is it that simple?" King Zhu Ziguo's eyes lit up, and he was about to take the medicine.

Xie Yun dodged sideways and said, "Don't worry, the elixir has been refined, so you can't run away, but you need a primer to take it."

"Master Daoist, don't be foolish, I'm dying of anxiety here, what is the medicine primer?" King Zhu Ziguo snatched it again.

"Water without roots."

"It's simple, don't bother the Taoist priest to worry about it." King Zhu Ziguo snatched the elixir this time.

He turned his head and told all the officials to take bowls to fetch water from the well. Remember, the water must not fall to the ground, nor should it turn back.

"Water that falls into a well is rooted. Water without roots is water that falls from the sky and cannot touch the ground. Wait for the rain." After Xie Yun finished speaking, he was about to leave the palace with his three apprentices.

If Pindao wants to give it to you, he will naturally give it to you at that time. If he doesn't give it to you, what are you going to grab?

Now it's the last minute, let's figure it out.

The king of Zhu Ziguo was dumbfounded. Zhu Ziguo lives inland, and only summer and autumn are the rainy seasons every year. Now the rainy season has just passed, when can we wait for this timely rain?

"Daozhang stay behind, Daozhang help!"

"Daoist, Xiao Wang is wrong, come back quickly!"

King Zhu Ziguo chased all the way to the station with all the civil and military officials, pleading bitterly.

He guarded the door for three days in a row before Xie Yun came forward and promised to exchange for a timely rain.

A stomp.

The local Dragon King, Earth Lord, Mountain God and Water God rushed over from all directions.

"Emperor Immortal, if you have anything to do, just tell me."

"Pray for rain and cure illness."

Zhu Ziguo's Dragon King quickly flew into the sky, spreading clouds and raining, and soon, a cool wind blew by.

The light rain began to patter.

The civil and military officials began to hold the teacups in their hands, and stood in the rain to catch the rootless water.

After a stick of incense, the rain stopped.

They collected the rootless water in their hands, and they made up three cups.

"Thank you, Daoist." King Zhu Ziguo was overjoyed.

He divided the Wujin Pill in his hand into three parts and took them in batches. After a while, his stomach started to gurgle.

After going to the hut three or five times in a row, I almost collapsed.

After drinking some rice soup, the king fainted and could not sleep soundly.

After the two imperial doctors checked into the hut, they announced the good news: "The Taoist priest's medical skills are unfathomable, and the root cause of your majesty's illness has been pulled down. As long as you rest for a while, you can recover as before."

Civil and military officials surrounded Xie Yun and praised him greatly.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was sour at the side. It was obvious that the Wujin Pills were made by himself, so why did the credit go to others?
Damn, it hurts my heart!
In the early morning of the next day, various genius doctors from Zhu Ziguo gathered in front of the posthouse, clamoring for apprenticeship, so as to carry forward the Taoist priest's medical skills.

Xie Yun couldn't evade it, so he sent out Master Miaoying's "Prescription of Thousand Gold".

He never expected that since then, all the doctors who came out of Hezhou, Xiniu, had the cheek to call themselves his disciples, and many of them were quite high-level ascetics.

Three days later, the king of Zhu Ziguo sent someone to send an invitation, saying that he was going to prepare a thank-you banquet.

A group of five people entered the palace and came to the East Pavilion. At this time, the king and all the officials had prepared a banquet.

Zhu Bajie looked at the chicken, duck, fish, soup, cakes, wild rice and yellow rice, and patted his belly with joy. This king is on the road, and he didn't set up a vegetarian feast to fool people.

Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

King Zhu Ziguo was a little drunk, he asked: "Master Taoist, how many countries did you pass through on the way to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Five or six."

"How many concubines do those kings have?"

"Basically, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, divided into three ranks, nine concubines, twenty-seven concubines, eighty-one royal wives, and many other levels."

"Are they busy enough?" King Zhu Ziguo was stunned, he said happily: "I only have three concubines, Jinsheng Palace, Yu Shenggong, and Yinsheng Palace, but these three have exhausted my energy."

"That's right, children are all they want, adults know they can't handle it." Xie Yun suddenly had a common topic with King Zhu Ziguo.

He took a look and asked curiously, "You have three concubines, why are there only two here?"

(End of this chapter)