Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 45
Of course, such a large-scale meeting of ten thousand immortals could not be due to Xie Yun Bahuang's status as Immortal Emperor, nor his status as the inspector of the Heavenly Dao.

The most fundamental reason for Wanxian's pilgrimage is the distribution of merit on the Westward Journey.

This issue is related to the actual luck distribution of each ethnic group within thousands of years, so each ethnic group sent envoys to persuade Xie Yun.

Uncle, the script is finished, let's act according to the script, don't mess around!

"Are you letting the emperor turn a blind eye to the behind-the-scenes transactions on the Journey to the West?" Xie Yun stood in front of the merit monument with his hands behind his back, and it took him a long time to ask.

"Immortal Emperor, this is not a behind-the-scenes transaction, it is a grand plan for thousands of years in the Three Realms!" Taibai Jinxing was pushed out by everyone, and said bravely: "Every calamity is a disaster, and it is what we should do thing."

Representatives of all ethnic groups nodded one after another. Taibai Jinxing deserved to be a veteran diplomat in Tianting, and his words were sharp.

According to the current division, most of the merits on the Journey to the West will be divided among the various ethnic groups. Xie Yun, as the nominal protagonist, can also get a lot of merits.

Why not do a win-win deal?
"Get rid of the bad and keep the good, let the good go and save the good, sacrifice the interests of others to achieve your own goals, is this what you gods look like?" Xie Yun turned around, spit a mouthful of thick phlegm on Taibai Jinxing's face.

"This emperor finally understands why the master looks down on you. The structure is too small, and the three realms of the prehistoric and desolate have limited your vision. You are petty."

"Is it true to learn the scriptures? It is true to let Buddhism invade Dongsheng Shenzhou with my hands, but have you asked Emperor Tang for his opinion?"

"Is Journey to the West real? Let me clear the demon kings of Xiniu Hezhou and let the Heavenly Court take over Xiniu Hezhou. That's true, but what did those demon kings do wrong?"

Xie Yun picked up the black bear spirit shrunk into a ball in his hand, and asked the immortals: "This guy is a bear demon who is obsessed with cooking. Although he keeps making small mistakes, he has never made any big mistakes, so he really deserves to die?"

"As the inspector of the Heavenly Dao, I will never mess with you. Everyone, please go back!"

The black bear spirit's raised ears trembled twice, but he still didn't have the courage to raise his head.

Damn, I don't deserve death, but you let me go!Hypocritical human beings!

Taibai Jinxing wiped off the thick phlegm on his face, snorted coldly, turned around and flew back to the heaven.

Representatives of other forces had sad faces and left one after another. There were not many people left behind. There were Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, the prince of the monster clan Donghuang Taisan, the princess A Li of Qingqiu, and the golden-winged Dapeng of Buddhism. .

Huh?
This is what I said, why don't these people leave?Do you really want to stay for the New Year's Eve dinner?
Xie Yun's face twitched, and he continued to ask with a straight face: "What else do you need?"

"Immortal Emperor, would you like a dog-pulling technique?" Yang Jian was the first to stand up and say.

"You, the dog stroking technique is only effective for canine animals. This emperor has upgraded the dog stroking technique to a divine stroking technique, but it is only effective for monster races. If you want to try it, then come again in a few years!" Thank you Yun looked at the upright Yang Jian with thick eyebrows and big eyes with a puzzled face, and said, "It's surprising that the majestic Master Erlang has such a habit!"

Yang Jian's face turned red in an instant, and then he kicked the roaring dog fiercely, and said angrily, "I explain to my uncle, in order to fulfill your wish, what a scapegoat this Zhenjun took?"

"Wang, hehehe, master, don't be angry, I haven't experienced the dog-pulling technique in this life, and I'm not reconciled to the death of the dog!" The dog's tail was wagging like an electric fan, and it came to Xie Yun's feet, and said like a dog: "Master Uncle, can we use that dog pulling technique?"

Wang!
The Xiaotian dog turned into a meteor and flew two miles away.

Xie Yun flicked the dog hair on the ballistic robe, and muttered in distaste, "Do you have any self-knowledge for losing hair and rubbing it on poor clothes?"

He took out a blank jade slip, copied a copy of the dog stroking technique and threw it to Yang Jian. Anyway, the dog stroking technique has evolved into a divine stroking technique, and it is useless.

"Many thanks, Uncle Erlang. In the future, I will be useful to Erlang God. Just ask, and I will never refuse." Yang Jian took the jade slip and went to Xiao Tiangou neatly.

Erlangshen, a real man, is as good as he promises, and he will never turn his back on anyone.

On the other side, the golden-winged roc is talking about the old days with Princess A Li of Qingqiu.

"A Li, why are you so old?"

The golden-winged roc touched Ah Li's head, and said with a lot of emotion: "The last time I saw you, you were still an idiot, and you became a big girl in a blink of an eye."

Ali: Meow meow? ?
Although she is the princess of the Qingqiu Fox Clan, her mother is from the Phoenix Clan, and she is the distant niece of the Golden Winged Roc.

But why do I always feel that this cheap uncle is taking advantage of me?

Forget it, this is not important, the most important thing is to sign.

A Li got rid of the clutches of the golden-winged roc, rushed towards Xie Yun, and said with a look of admiration: "Immortal Emperor, I am your loyal fan, can you give me an autograph?"

With a lofty status and no fear of power, he is the idol in the hearts of boys and girls in the rebellious period.

After Xie Yun finished signing the name for the second-year girl in a daze, he also signed the name for Donghuang Taisan.

"Immortal Emperor, I didn't come here to ask for an autograph." The Third Emperor Donghuang said arrogantly.

The majestic prince of the monster clan, naturally he will not be obsessed with star chasing, the big plan of the monster clan is his goal.

The Immortal Emperor rejected Heaven and Buddhism. In the Three Realms of the Great Desolation, only the Yaozu could cooperate with him.

Donghuang Taisan, who was obsessed with the emperor's theory since childhood, can naturally see this, and the Yaozu has already gained an advantage in the negotiation with the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor.

Next, it's time to show your talents.

"Don't sign? If you don't want to sign, then go away! The emperor has something else to do, so I won't entertain you!" Xie Yun waved his hand, and a gust of wind swept the three of them directly outside the Guanyin Temple.

boom!
The door was completely shut.

Donghuang Taisan was stunned for half an hour before he realized that his most important ally, Immortal Emperor Bahuang, withdrew before his plan for the rise of the monster clan was implemented.

No, it seems that they never promised to form an alliance with the Yaozu, they are all self-indulgent.

Look up!

Why didn't the Immortal Emperor play his cards according to the routine?

"Wow, my idol is so handsome!" Ali, the little princess of Qingqiu, stared at little stars in her eyes, she has been completely fascinated by Xie Yun.

The golden-winged roc shook his head, looked at Ah Li and Donghuang Taisan, and worried about the future of the monster clan.

Xie Yun has nothing to do with the matter at the gate of the monastery, he is now focusing on the black bear spirit.

"Wow, Immortal Emperor, don't eat my old bear. I don't take a bath all year round. My body is dirty and smelly and there are many parasites. You eat that cauliflower snake. He bathes often and has better hygiene conditions." Black bear spirit is in Xie Yun, Under the strong onlookers of Li Mingda, Sun Wukong and others, the psychological defense completely collapsed.

Lying on the ground, still breathless, the cauliflower white snake who couldn't speak raised his eyes, and said in his heart: This black bear spirit is shameless, actually betraying his teammates?

gas!
Then get mad.

"It smells good. What body wash did you use? Did you just wash it?" Li Mingda asked, sniffling.

"Of course, as a chef, I always take a shower before cooking. I use lavender shower gel, which of course smells good." After the black bear spirit finished speaking, he was dumbfounded. Did he say something wrong?
PS: Let's double update today, everyone go to bed early.

(End of this chapter)