Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 46 Mountain Gate, Disciple Court and Imperial Dining Room
Xie Yun watched the black bear rolling all over the ground, angrily and amusingly went up and kicked it, and asked: "Stupid, the food is good, how many years have you been doing it?"

"More than 2000 years."

"More than 2000 years?" Li Mingda gasped.

"Yes, I have been studying cooking for more than 2000 years. More than 1000 years ago, I went to heaven to compete for the God of Cooking and got the first result. But the chief examiner, Taibai Jinxing, disqualified me because of my ugly appearance." Black Bear Spirit said depressingly. .

Although my black bear is ugly, the food I make is delicious!
After all, the gods in the heaven still look down on the monster race and think that I, the monster, are third-class people.

"System, I'm reporting Taibai Jinxing's cheating for personal gain in the Heavenly Court God of Cooking selection competition."

"Ding! The reporting system is in the process of verification. Congratulations to the host for successfully reporting. You will be rewarded with 72 supernatural powers."

Taibai Jinxing, who was returning to the heaven, felt that his luck had been reduced again, and he was so angry that he almost threw the dust whisk in his hand.

How did the uncle find out about his dark history again?

"Cough!" Xie Yun coughed lightly, before he could speak.

"Immortal Emperor, please forgive me. I am innocent. It was the monks in this monastery who instigated me to steal Taoist robes. The little demon is just an accomplice. The crime is not fatal!"

boom!
With a light kick from Xie Yun's foot, the black bear spirit, which weighed several hundred kilograms, rolled away smoothly, hit the wall and bounced back.

"Looking at your prospects, you are probably not as courageous as a mouse." Xie Yun held the black bear spirit by the back of his neck and asked, "Would you like to cook for this emperor?"

"What?" Black Bear was dumbfounded.

"Master, this guy is dark and fat, isn't he good enough to cook for your old man?" Sun Wukong said disgustedly.

boom!
Sun Wukong got kicked hard, smashed a big hole in the roof, and flew out directly.

"What qualifications do you have to look down on others? As a teacher, I haven't disliked you as a monkey, so I also accepted you as a disciple?" Xie Yun said angrily.

"This emperor lacks a cook here. If you don't mind, I will follow this emperor and sign this contract in the future."

The black bear spirit looked at the contract handed over, and his light bulb-sized eyes turned red. My old bear's culinary skills are finally appreciated by noble people.

Although this contract is a little tricky, it is a contract of selling one's body, but what does that matter?
No matter how many people in the prehistoric three realms want to climb the golden signboard of the Eight Desolate Immortal Emperor, they still cannot.

Xie Yun watched the black bear sign the contract, moved his wrist, and raised the corner of his mouth, secretly delighted.

Picked up a treasure, this black bear is ugly, but his cooking skills are definitely the best among the three realms.

"Pohou, patch up the big hole in the roof tomorrow." Xie Yun looked at Monkey King who wanted to be a transparent person and sneaked into the house, and said angrily.

"Understood, Master."

The Fengling Small World channel is open!

Big grappling technique!

Li Mingda, Monkey King, Tiger Demon, Black Bear Spirit, Jinghe Dragon King and Little White Dragon who were grazing in the stable had their eyes darkened, and when they opened their eyes again, they had all been brought into the small world by Xie Yun.

After a short period of self-recovery, the small world has been quite complete and achieved a preliminary ecological balance.

"Fuck! Master, you're back!" The pug-like Liuhebei sensed Xie Yun's breath and rushed over.

"What?" The tiger demon felt the danger and stood in front of Xie Yun.

"Hey, evildoer, eat my old grandson with a stick!" Sun Wukong took out a purple bamboo stick, swung it and hit him.

Bang bang jingle bells!
After five crisp slaps, Tiger Demon, Monkey King, Black Bear Spirit and the two dragons all had black eyes and fell straight to the ground.

Liuhebei is too fast and extremely hard, and has become a street artifact with a sense of self-attack - a super brick.

If the saint is not paying attention, he will be knocked out, and with the sneak attack, it is normal for monkeys with low combat power to be knocked down in one round.

"Break the stele, what are you doing?" Xie Yun couldn't laugh or cry, and used the big capture technique of the Samadhi real fire version, and captured the Liuhe stele alive in his hand.

"Emperor Immortal, I'm here to see you, I've finished my 60-word self-criticism, when will you let me out?"

Xie Yun looked in the direction pointed by the Liuhe Monument, and took a deep breath. On a flat rocky cliff, sword energy criss-crossed and clanged.

Meow, this is written by a top kendo master who is no less than the third senior brother, Master Tongtian, this broken monument...

"System, I will report Liuhe Monument and ask someone to copy the review paper."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and rewarding the host with a mountain gate."

What?
Xie Yun looked at Liuhe Monument, Liuhe Monument smiled triumphantly: "When I was wandering in the chaos, I was obsessed with swordsmanship for a while, but later found that it was useless. When I met an opponent, I just went up and shot it, so I gave up swordsmanship."

"A few days ago, I found out that Wan Jian Guizong in kendo was used to copy and review. It was very cool, and I reviewed the kendo a few times."

Xie Yun: emmmmm, I don’t know how the third senior brother will react when he knows that Liuhe Monument used Wanjian to return to the sect to copy the review book?
"Master, can you take me out for a while?" Liuhebei was almost bored and crazy in Fengling's small world.

"No." Xie Yun said bluntly, and then summoned the imperial dining room, disciple courtyard and mountain gate system that he had accumulated.

Three huge buildings flew out, and the mountain gate flew up to the sky, blocking the hole in the sky pierced by Xie Yun.

The imperial dining room and the disciples' courtyard are next to the five-acre top-quality spiritual field.

The Mountain Gate is a gatehouse that connects to Chaos, can reach other planes, and can also receive its Chaos visitors.

There is a pair of couplets on it, the horizontal comment: Feng Ling, the first couplet: the emperor's seat and stars ring Ziji;

A few Ruihes flew out of the mountain gate, faintly spreading Taoist verses.

Xie Yun tried twice, but found that he couldn't get close to the mountain gate.

"System, what's the use of the mountain gate?"

"The host's realm is too low to know for the time being. The mountain gate is closing, and it will open automatically after the saint period."

puff!
I saw your ghost, the thing I summoned actually shut me out, system, what do you mean?
Xie Yun had a bad nose, and had no choice but to fly back to the ground with everyone, and came to the imperial dining room.

This imperial dining room is a replica of the imperial dining room in the Heavenly Court. It is very large, in which wrestlers and fairies appear from time to time, doing some chores.

"Black Bear Spirit, you will be called Xiong Da from now on, and you will be in charge of the imperial dining room."

"Really?" The black bear couldn't believe it, and the voice of the question trembled.

boom!
Xie Yun kicked this guy into the imperial dining room, and threw the thoroughly cooled cauliflower white snake and the bag of miraculous dumplings into it.

"This year's New Year's Eve dinner, we will have a whole snake feast and dumplings. Make it quickly, if you miss the time, be careful that this emperor will peel off your bear skin." Before Xie Yun finished threatening, the black bear spirit rushed into the depths of the imperial dining room.

"Oh my God!"

"Is the Qiankun Spirit Fire used for cooking?"

"Is this kitchen knife made of Jiutian Xuantie?"

"Chicken essence made from soup made by the thousand-year-old black chicken king?
……

Shouts of exclamation came from the imperial dining room, making everyone look black. This black bear spirit looks like a bumpkin who has never seen the world, what a shame!

(End of this chapter)