Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 47

Experts are always welcome no matter when they are. For example, Liuhebei is now sought after by Monkey King and Tiger Demon.

"Brother Bei, are you thirsty or hungry?" Monkey King held a handful of bananas and a jar of monkey wine.

"Brother Bei, do you want me to chisel the inscription for you and deepen the inscription? It will be more handsome!" The tiger demon said flatteringly with the chisel in his hand.

Standing beside Xie Yun, he was full of emotions. These two guys have never served him so attentively, and if nothing else, they will reward him with both feet.

boom!boom!
After kicking his disciples and bodyguards away with both feet, Xie Yun grabbed the Liuhe Monument, which was still in the state of a master, and asked, "Who did you learn the art of swordsmanship from?"

"Chaotic passing salesman."

"Teach me what the salesman said!" Xie Yun became interested, this is a coincidence!
Although he never looked back on the road of physical training, his dream of being a sword fairy that he had since he was a child still exists.

Fluttering in white clothes, with a long sword, with a wave of his hand, he took the head of the enemy dog ​​thousands of miles away, and then left with a flick of his sleeves, without leaving a trace of cloud, this is handsome.

Liuhe Bei's tone was a bit harsh, as if he didn't want to recall that period of the past, but after hesitating for a moment, he still said it.

"That salesman is actually very sloppy, wrapped in a shabby quilt, can't see what he looks like, and holds a rag bag in his hand, he looks like a rag collector."

"This stele was just passing by, and he forcibly scraped off a layer of chaotic gold and jade, and then said to me wretchedly: Little broken stele, it's amazing, it's amazing! You have a spiritual light emanating from the inscription, do you know that?

At a young age, he was born with a strange talent and psychic skills, and has been polished by an expert. He is simply a rare cultivation genius that is rare in thousands of years. If one day you meet a good master, then your master will be in chaos! Among them, the world is invincible.

As the saying goes: Send people to the end, send Buddha to the west, scrape off a layer of chaotic gold and jade, and the deity will send you a romantic fate. Come, you can choose any of the things in this treasure bag!

This monument chose a set of kendo cheats, practiced hard for a long time, and finally found out that it was useless, and it was the most enjoyable to shoot people directly. "

After Liuhebei finished speaking in anguish, Xie Yun smiled, and the smile was extremely arrogant.

"Hahaha, that tattered eye is good, this emperor is destined to be invincible in the chaos!"

Liuhe Monument:? ? ? ?
Damn it, I'm heartbroken, why didn't I think of this just now?
The courtyard of the disciples stands tall with green pines and several clumps of bamboo. The decoration is simple and simple. There is nothing else except tables, chairs and beds. It is a small courtyard with corridors specially designed for people to rest.

What's the use of this?

In line with the principle that the products produced by the system must produce high-quality goods, Xie Yun checked the attributes of the disciples' courtyard, and was shocked.

Extraordinary talent: In the disciple's courtyard, the growth rate of cultivation base is doubled.

What the hell!

"System, I will report this building for breaking the balance!"

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for failing to report, and rewarding the host with a bed."

Dao bed: According to legend, the bed that Dao slept on is filled with three thousand Dao aggregates. If you sleep on it, even if you don't practice, you can automatically increase your cultivation base.

The Disciple Court is a masterpiece created by Dao Dao himself. It is the only one in the prehistoric world. Its attributes are against the sky, which is really normal. Please don't be surprised by the host.

It is okay to report, if you report to the system indiscriminately, the system will be angry!
Xie Yun rolled his eyes, feeling that he has nothing to say, the final interpretation is in your hands, I agree, let me go to the imperial dining room to see the head office of the New Year's Eve dinner, shall I?
When others travel through time, the system obeys everything, so how can I still be bullied by the system?
Is it because the emperor is too handsome?

Xie Yun sighed, tied the Liuhe Monument to his waist, and took the two followers, Monkey King and Tiger Demon, to the imperial dining room.

Before I got close, I heard the sound of pots and pans inside.

"Salt and pepper snake meat out of the pot!"

"A pot of dragon and phoenix soup!"

"Honey snake cubes on a plate!"

……

A burst of strong fragrance came, constantly stimulating everyone's sense of smell. That kind of fragrance, irresistible, came from the depths of the soul, tempting people to feast on it.

The black bear Jing Xiongda was chopping snake meat in the kitchen, and the nine-day black iron kitchen knife was flying up and down, and it was also sweating profusely.

"Fatty man, the finer the minced meat in the snake soup, the better the taste. Be careful when you chop the meat. Don't dare to drip your fat into the meat. For today's New Year's Eve dinner, we will add a stewed bear's paw." Xie Yun leaned on the on the door frame, said the threat.

"Hehehe, Immortal Emperor, don't worry, I'm an old man in the kitchen, and I won't make such low-level mistakes. Just wait outside for a while, and the snake soup will be ready soon." The black bear spirit exuded a hazy silver light , collected all the sweat on his body without splashing a drop.

Meow, in other places, the black bear will shy away from everyone, but in the imperial dining room, this guy only eats hob meat and copper peas, neither hard nor soft.

Xie Yun didn't bother to watch this guy argue, so he went outside to drink tea in the gazebo.

In a trance, a song came out of the imperial dining room, with a broken gong-like voice, very magical, you don't need to listen carefully, you know it's Xiong Da.

Wait for a fat for a thousand years!
Wait for you to get fat!
Wait for a fat for a thousand years!
You regret it!
Who is in the ear, say!

Don't keep your mouth shut during Chinese New Year?
Just for this sentence, aha, I have no complaints about growing fat!
……

"Wukong, are you fat for the teacher?" Xie Yun touched his face and asked.

"Master, my grandson has piercing eyes and can tell everything about a person, including weight. I never tell lies. You have gained three catties and sixty-two seven dollars." Sun Wukong said seriously.

boom!
Xie Yun looked at Sun Wukong who had turned into a shooting star, and told the tiger demon, "The New Year's Eve dinner is ready, take Xiong Da out to practice around Fengling's small world, when he realizes that he is wrong, when will he stop?" come down."

What's wrong with being fat?
Xie Yun is a little sensitive in his heart now, so he gave himself a set of samadhi real fire weight loss method.

A real fire of Samadhi burned on the surface of the body, and the body temperature rose sharply. When the flame was extinguished, the fat of three catties and sixty-two seven cents had been burned completely.

Xie Yun conjured up a mirror and looked at his muscular body in the mirror. He was extremely satisfied. His eight-pack abs and pectoral muscles were still there, and his figure was still in shape.

The tiger demon next to him was dumbfounded.

The master's mind is so clear that no one dares to claim to be number one if he ranks second in the prehistoric three realms.

Taishang Laojun probably wouldn't have guessed that even if he was killed, Samadhi True Fire would one day become a magic weight-loss skill.

"Master Dao, wait for me, that one also gives me a set of slimming samadhi real fire?" The tiger demon saw Xie Yun walking away, and hurriedly chased after him.

Since taking the blood essence of the god-devil white-fronted tiger, he has been feeling puffy all the time, but he can't lose it no matter what, it's distressing!
When the last dish of the New Year's Eve dinner was served, it happened to be Chinese New Year. Xie Yun looked at the table full of food, raised his wine glass, and wanted to say a few words of toast.

PS: Update now, no one will grab the first place with me, right?

(End of this chapter)