Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 48 System, are you messing with me?

In the dining room of the Imperial Dining Room, there is a table full of snake feasts and a plate of dumplings.

Xie Yun picked up the wine glass, pondered for a long time and said: "A new year, a new beginning, this emperor sums up the past, looks forward to the future, and says a few words.

The one-hundred-thousand-mile journey of learning scriptures has not even been completed, and comrades still need to work hard. The 14-year journey of learning scriptures has just taken the first step.

Let's all set ourselves a small goal that can be achieved first, Pohou, don't eat, you save some for me, you go first. "

Xie Yun raised his foot and wanted to kick Monkey King, but after thinking about it, he put it down again. It's not good to kick someone after Chinese New Year, so write it down in the little black book and settle the score later.

After Sun Wukong tried his best to swallow the snake meat in his mouth, he smiled honestly, scratched his head with his oily paws and said: "My old grandson has no wish, if I have any wish, it is to go to Daleiyin Temple as soon as possible, and ask the master to tell me something. Dear, marry Zixia as soon as possible."

"Don't worry about that, I would rather demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage. If the Tathagata dares to stop this marriage, I will demolish his Daleiyin Temple for my master." Xie Yun nodded and agreed to this matter.

"Master, I don't want to practice. I don't want to watch those "Three-Year Ascension Entrance Examination" and "Five-Year Ascension Simulation". I feel like I'm going to be bald. I want to lie on the bed and sleep, and my cultivation can improve." Li Mingda was delighted prayed.

Xie Yun has black lines all over his head.

What is this silly apprentice thinking?

No effort, no gain, this kind of thing of getting something for nothing, don’t you want to be a teacher?
Xie Yun took out a measuring ruler, and deeply understood the famous saying of teachers and morals.

"Master Dao, I don't have any big aspirations. I just want to be a farmer with five acres of land and live a stable life." The tiger demon was embarrassed to say his small goal.

In the past, being a robber in Shuangchaling was purely forced by life, but now he is recruited by Xie Yun, and it is useless to be a sentry every day, so the tiger demon has the idea of ​​​​retiring.

Xie Yun was filled with emotion, people should not be judged by their appearance, the tiger demon who was born with a bad face is actually an honest person in his bones.

This request is not too much. After learning the scriptures, let this guy go back to Shuangcha Ridge and farm honestly. It is actually not bad to live a lifetime.

"Xiong Da, what is your small goal?"

"Me? I don't have any small goals. I will be very satisfied if I can cook for the Immortal Emperor every day in the imperial dining room." The black bear laughed after finishing speaking.

Being able to study the art of cooking with peace of mind is a life that I never even thought about before. It's beautiful!
The goal of the Jinghe Dragon King is to become the Sea Dragon King instead of being the River Dragon King.

Xiao Bailong's small goal is more simple, as long as his appearance can be restored to its original state. Every day he eats grass on the back of his teeth and loses his hair like crazy, which almost drives him crazy.

Monkey King finished eating the snake soup in front of him, and suddenly asked: "Master, what is the small goal you set for yourself?"

Xie Yun didn't even think about it and said, "I want to report to the reporting system once as a teacher."

Meow, this broken system, I have been upset with you for a long time.

"Ah! The sea is full of water! This wine is full of love! After drinking this glass of wine, I wish your small goals come true." Xie Yun poured down the thousand-year-old mulberry wine in one gulp, and finished his final toast.

Traveling all the way to the west and seeing all the way, he deeply felt the heavy responsibility of the Tiandao patrol envoy.

A table of banquets, five monsters, eating in an elegant way, the table was soon messed up, the whole snake banquet was almost eaten, everyone covered their stomachs, holding a bowl of sour plum soup to digest their food.

It's not that it can't be consumed quickly, but the feeling of being full is really comfortable.

"Why is no one eating these dumplings?" Xie Yun asked as he looked at the intact plate of miraculous dumplings.

"It doesn't look good." Sun Wukong shook his head and said.

Although monkeys are omnivores, they have meat to eat. Who wants to eat a plate of dumplings that they don't understand?
Not to mention the Tiger Demon and the Jinghe Dragon King, who are more carnivorous, they are both masters of meat and joy.

"Master, there is no dipping sauce." Li Mingda explained his reasons to Xiao Bailong, who prided himself on being a nobleman.

Dips?

Xie Yun slapped his forehead, and finally remembered that the dipping sauce that came with the system was not taken out.

After he sprinkled the dipping sauce on the dumplings, he was the first to pick up the blue dumplings and said, "It's boring not to eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year. Let's all eat one."

Everyone looked at the measuring ruler in Xie Yun's hand, picked a dumpling at random, and swallowed it in one gulp.

Ding!Congratulations to Monkey King for obtaining the Dao marriage letter with Fairy Zixia.

Ding!Congratulations to Li Mingda who fell into a deep sleep and couldn't wake up within ten years. He got the buff: amazing talent, which can increase the speed of cultivation by three times.

Ding!Congratulations to the tiger demon for getting the planting technique and the buff. For 300 years, it will not be able to leave the small world of Fengling.

Ding!Congratulations to Black Bear Jingxiong for becoming the master of the imperial dining room and getting the token to enter and exit the small world of Fengling.

Ding!Congratulations to the Dragon King of Jinghe for becoming the Sea Dragon King of Fengling, in charge of the water system of Fengling, gaining buffs, and will not be able to leave the small world for 300 years.

Ding!Congratulations to Xiao Bailong for recovering his appearance.

After Xie Yun tried his best to swallow the dumplings in his mouth, his heart felt cold.

Damn, this broken system is trying to mess with yourself!
This bag of magic dumplings is definitely something from the Tiankeng.

"System, I'll report you for cheating on me."

"Ding! The reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with an impotence card."

Xie Yun was a little confused. Why did the reporting system suddenly lose its basic status?
Don't be surprised, the host, the magical dumplings are just a blessing for the New Year's wish, and this system didn't expect that the small goals of you people are so vulgar, but it doesn't matter if they help you achieve them.

As for you, didn't you always want to report me?

Congratulations on your successful report, but what can you do with me?
Xie Yun: emmmmm
Lao Tzu's majestic Immortal Emperor Eight Desolation, was molested by a system today, depressed, but now is not the time to argue with the system.

After trying for a long time, Xie Yun found that he brought Li Mingda, Tiger Demon and Jinghe Dragon King out of Fengling Small World no matter what. It seemed that they were imprisoned by the system.

"Pohou, I will entrust you with the task of protecting Taoist master from now on." Tiger Demon said with a slightly heavy expression, but his tone was quite relaxed.

"Brother Hu, does that master need my protection?" Sun Wukong rolled up his marriage contract with Zixiao, and carefully stuffed it into his ear.

The two looked at each other, conditioned to cover their buttocks at the same time.

Xie Yun put the Taoist bed in the disciple's courtyard, and seeing Li Mingda sleeping on it, his cultivation base increased at a sky-defying speed, he suddenly felt regretful.

The small goal just now should not be the reporting system. It would be great to have a copy of "Mind Reading Technique". In the future, anyone who looks at it can report it casually, and the air of chaos will roll in.

Walking to the pinnacle of life in this way is as simple as drinking water and eating.

Next year for Chinese New Year, if you still have magic dumplings, you must get yourself a mind-reading book.

Xie Yun secretly made up his mind.

The Dragon King of Jinghe turned into a construction worker and began to build a dragon palace for himself in the Sea of ​​Fengling; Black Bear Spirit patted his chest and promised that in the future, three meals a day would be delivered to Xie Yun on time. wait.

It seems that this group of people is still beaten lightly, and they are all overjoyed to be able to leave the emperor's side, running around to tell each other, and they almost set off firecrackers to celebrate.

After Xie Yun handed Li Mingda's safety to Liuhebei, he depressedly took Monkey King and Xiao Bailong back to the Guanyin Temple.

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