Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 50
Gao Cai had a look of admiration on his face, watching the black bear spirit respectfully serve Xie Yun after dinner, and he cried out in his heart that he had bumped into an expert.

"Daozhang, can you go back to Gao Laozhuang with me and catch that pig demon?"

"Brother Gao, do you now believe that Pindao can subdue demons and eliminate demons?" Xie Yunfei got on his horse and asked with a smile.

"Yes, of course!" Gao Cai nodded excitedly.

"Master, can I take a look over there?" Black Bear Spirit was reluctant to leave after finishing cleaning up the dishes.

"Why?" Xie Yun was puzzled.

"Master, pork demon meat is an extremely precious ingredient in the three realms of the prehistoric and desolate. It is hard to come by. Since we have encountered it, let's kill it. I will make a meal of braised pork another day, and we will eat meat."

During the reincarnation of the Jade Emperor, the last life ascended, the whole family was supposed to ascend to heaven with chickens and dogs, but the pigs in the family ran out to grab food, missed the ascension, and the fairy world lost the pig demon.

Most of the pigs in the world are domesticated, and there are very few wild pigs, and even fewer can become fine, so there was a shortage of pigs and meat in the prehistoric era.

Pork is expensive and unaffordable, which has become the grievance of the monks in the Three Realms for hundreds of years.

Xie Yun was at a loss for words, why don't you really kill Bajie for a tooth-fighting ceremony?
This also seems like a good choice.

The three followed Gao Cai back to Gao Laozhuang.

Boom boom boom!
Gao Cai rang the warning bronze bell in Zhuangzi.

"Quick, that pig demon is here again!"

"Copy guy, no matter what, before Gao Cai comes back, we can't let the pig demon take Miss Gao away."

A large group of old and young men from Gaojiazhuang rushed out with hoes and shovels and other farming tools. There were hundreds of people.

"No, it's Gao Cai who's back, and he's back with the demon catcher!" Master Gao's sharp eyes saw Gao Cai standing on the platform ringing the bell, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said to the people around him: "This time, I will definitely invite you!" Masters with real skills, we can't neglect."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Master, I have brought back the demon catcher!" Gao Cai waved his hands excitedly when he saw the crowd coming.

If the Taoist priest really caught the pig demon, he would have made a great contribution and would definitely be appreciated by Mr. Gao.

"Gao Cai, hurry down, where is the master?"

"There it is!"

"Hey, there are still three people. There are more people and more strength. This time Zhuangzi has been saved!" The villagers of Gaojiazhuang looked at Xie Yun and the other three who were walking slowly in the sunset, and nodded secretly.

The head of the man on the tall horse has a good momentum, and the two behind him also look good, one is fat and the other is thin.

When Xie Yun brought Sun Wukong and Black Bear Spirit to the crowd, the young and old in Gaojiazhuang were dumbfounded!

They collectively looked at each other, wishing to strangle Gao Cai to death, two words popped out of their hearts at the same time: Fuck!

Sun Wukong held a purple bamboo stick and looked around blindly.

The black bear was holding a food box in his hand, and he was smiling all over his face, but he might as well not smile, showing his fangs.

Two monsters again?
With the addition of the Monster Catcher and the Pig Demon, they can play mahjong at the same table.

"Master, what expressions do they have, shouldn't they be warmly welcomed?" Sun Wukong scratched his head and asked.

"Everyone, run!" Someone screamed in a broken voice, and more than 100 old men ran back to the village in the blink of an eye like frightened rabbits.

Xie Yun looked at the hoe that had been lost on the ground, looked back at Monkey King and Black Bear Spirit helplessly, and sighed.

"It's not the fault of the two of you that you are ugly, but both of you know how to transform yourself, can you make yourself look better? The emperor brings you two out, and every time I am ashamed, I look up at the sky and feel so tired!"

Sun Wukong: emmmmm
Black Bear Spirit: emmmmm
Gao Cai saw that Mr. Gao was about to run away, so he hurriedly stopped him and explained, "No, Mr. Gao, just listen to my explanation!"

"The old man won't listen, get out of the way quickly." Master Gao said anxiously.

Big grappling technique!

Xie Yun had no choice but to capture Master Gao, and after some explanations, he convinced the stubborn old man that he was really a Taoist priest, and that he was a master who could subdue demons and eliminate demons.

Master Gao turned from sadness to joy, and welcomed the group of people into Gao's mansion with joy.

Serve tea and sit down.

Master Gao began to cry: "Master Daoist, my life is miserable! I am just a biological daughter. I wanted to recruit a son-in-law at home, but in the end I recruited a pig demon. It has been three years, and he insisted on pestering our family and marrying her." My daughter!"

"Calm down, benefactor, isn't it just a pig demon? Leave it to the poor." Xie Yun said nonchalantly.

……

After nightfall, in the backyard of Gao Mansion, Master Gao opened his daughter's boudoir, took Miss Gao away, and prepared a table of wine and food.

Sitting on Miss Gao's boudoir bed, Black Bear Spirit was quite shy, with an uneasy expression on his face, and asked in a crying voice, "Master, is it not good for you?"

Xie Yun ate wine and food with Sun Wukong, and said indifferently: "It's okay, don't worry, with my emperor here, the pig demon will not do anything to you."

"This emperor's transformation technique is very profound, not only can't see the flaws, but also lasts for three days."

Holding a handful of peanuts in his hand, Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Xiong Da, you just have to hold on. If it wasn't for my old grandson who has Zixia, I would have helped you with this matter."

The black bear spirit had a bitter face, and said in his heart: I believe you a ghost!
"Hehehe, lady, my old pig came to see you, do you miss me?" There was a strong wind outside the boudoir, and a simple and honest voice came.

"My lady, why don't you talk today?"

"Miss, are you sick? I'll find you a doctor!"

With a sullen face, Xie Yun almost laughed out loud, and cast a transformation technique on the black bear spirit, turning the black bear spirit into Miss Gao's appearance, and then kicked Monkey King.

The two performed invisibility at the same time, and retreated to the corner to watch the show.

Click!

The door lock was unlocked, and after entering the door, a burly, simple-looking man rubbed his hands and laughed.

The black bear spirit looked at Zhu Bajie in the Golden Immortal Stage with a wretched face, and walked towards him, lonely, weak and helpless, retreating into the corner of the boudoir bed, and said with a pinched voice, "I'm not sick."

"Oh, it's good if you're not sick, then my old pig is here!"

"Don't come here." Miss Gao's version of the black bear panicked. After looking around blindly, she pointed to the food and wine and said, "Go and eat first, there is no rush."

"Hehehe, my lady loves me." Zhu Bajie smiled naively, looked back at the food and drink, and said in a daze, "Damn, lady, you have a good appetite today!"

The cups and plates on the table were messed up, and there was almost only a little vegetable soup left, which was a mess.

Xie Yun, who was invisible, looked at the belching Monkey King, went up and kicked him, this monkey knows how to eat.

Sun Wukong looked aggrieved and dared not speak: Master, you just ate as much as I did!

Zhu Bajie turned around, looked at Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit at the corner of the bed, and said, "Lady, I'm not hungry, just eat. It's dark and windy tonight, let's not waste our good time."

The black bear's fur exploded, kicking the unsuspecting Zhu Bajie away, and asked him a few questions Xie Yun taught him: "You shameless, what are you doing with Chang'e in Heaven? Am I beautiful or Chang'e is beautiful?"

Zhu Bajie was stupefied, has the story of molesting Chang'e in Guanghan Palace spread to the world?But I am wronged by this matter!

"System, I report Zhu Bajie molesting Chang'e in Guanghan Palace."

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for failing to report, reward the host with a reincarnation card."

(End of this chapter)