Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 51 Impotence Card Takes Effect

Reincarnation Card: After using it, the target can be reincarnated, retaining its original cultivation and memory.

Xie Yun looked at the reincarnation card in his hand, curled his lips, and cursed secretly.

This emperor is handsome and unrestrained, with the aura of a banished fairy descending into the world, even if he uses the reincarnation card, he will not be able to reincarnate with a more handsome body.

Wait, Zhu Bajie didn't molested Chang'e in Guanghan Palace, so why was he cast down to the mortal world?

Clang!
Zhu Bajie directly knelt down to Ms. Gao's version of the black bear spirit, and frantically explained: "Lady, listen to me, when I was in Guanghan Palace, I went to drink with Wu Gang, who knew that I ran into the Jade Emperor and Fairy Chang'e private meeting."

"Then what?" Black Bear Jing's eyes glowed with gossip.

Secrets of heaven!
Never heard of it before, so exciting!
"Then the Queen Mother came, bringing the Seven Fairies with her." Zhu Bajie said with a grim look on his face, "Then I gave the Jade Emperor a thunderbolt and was thrown down to the mortal world. When I met you, you were my true love. Cuilan, you want Trust me!"

What the hell!

Xie Yun watched Zhu Bajie affectionately stroking the bear paw of Ms. Gao's version of the black bear spirit, retched in disgust, and reported it without hesitation.

"System, I'm reporting that Jade Emperor has an affair with Chang'e."

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with [-] Chaos Qi."

At this moment, the Jade Emperor of the Lingxiao Palace in the Heavenly Court is leading all the immortals to keep an eye on the progress of Gao Laozhuang through the Tongtian Mirror.

The Tongtian Mirror is fixed in the Lingxiao Palace, which is left by the Dao of Heaven. It can check anyone in the prehistoric three realms, except for the saints, even the sub-sages cannot completely conceal their traces in front of the Tongtian Mirror.

Xie Yun only performed a simple invisibility technique, so the immortals could see and hear clearly.

"Zhang Bairen, give me an explanation!" The Queen Mother's roar came from outside Lingxiao Palace.

All the immortals looked at each other and retreated one after another.

It is better not to inquire about the Jade Emperor's family affairs.But that day, the Lingxiao Palace was almost destroyed, and the Jade Emperor, who never slacked off, hadn't been to court for three months.

Hey, the battle is fierce!

Xie Yun, who was far away in Gao Laozhuang, didn't know that his casual report would trigger a bloody battle in the heavenly court.

Now, Zhu Bajie and Ms. Gao's version of the black bear spirit crazily sprinkle spoiled dog food, and he can't eat it anymore, otherwise Xiong Da will lose his virginity.

"Marshal Tianpeng, the long night is long, don't worry, Pindao has something important to tell you, your kidney deficiency may be disabled." Xie Yun said.

"Who actually knows my old pig's previous life? No, I have kidney deficiency..." Zhu Bajie was a little confused when he heard someone calling him Marshal Tianpeng, and then realized something was wrong.

Lao Tzu, who is a golden fairy, suffers from kidney deficiency?

Zhu Bajie sacrificed a nine-toothed rake, looked around the boudoir, and finally found Monkey King and Xie Yun standing in the corner.

"Who are you two?"

"I am the demon catcher invited by Gaojiazhuang." Xie Yun said seriously.

"Hehe, demon catcher, you are also worthy of catching my old pig?" Zhu Bajie wrapped Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit into the quilt to prevent it from being lost, then sat on the edge of the bed and looked Xie Yun up and down.

The oily Monkey King was directly ignored.

"Hey, you stupid pig, do you know who my master is?" Sun Wukong said angrily.

"Who wants to know who he is, where did you pop out from?" Zhu Bajie saw that Xie Yunbai was clean and seemed to have no fighting power, so he focused his attention on Monkey King.

"I'm Monkey King Monkey King!" Monkey King threatened Zhu Bajie with a purple bamboo stick.

puff!

Zhu Bajie covered his belly and laughed, that Bi Mawen used a golden cudgel, where did you pick up that broken stick?
"Forget it, you two hurry up, my old pig is also a person of status, don't kill the little fish and shrimp of the unknown, don't disturb my good business."

"System, I will report Zhu Bajie to humiliate me!"

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with ten Chaos Qi."

Xie Yun rolled up his sleeves, moved his body, snatched the purple bamboo stick from Sun Wukong, pointed at Zhu Bajie and asked: "Stupid pig, this little fish and shrimp of this emperor will try it today, how many catties and taels do you have?" .”

"Uh, idiot, please be blessed!" Sun Wukong hesitated for three seconds and stood in the corner.

The first type of basic stick method.

Zhu Bajie was holding a nine-tooth nail rake, and when he was still in a daze, he let the slow-moving purple bamboo stick fall to the ground, causing serious internal injuries.

The second type of basic stick method.

Xie Yun took up the purple bamboo stick, ready to sweep away.

Bang!

Zhu Bajie directly knelt down and said, "Master Dao, my old pig is convinced!"

"Hey hey!" Sun Wukong gloated beside him and asked, "Stupid pig, now you know who my master is and who my grandson is!"

"Understood, I'll pay my respects to the Buddhist scripture learner and senior brother." Zhu Bajie confessed directly.

Xie Yun nodded with satisfaction, and said: "The attitude of pleading guilty is good, and this emperor intends to let you go, but pig demon meat is rare, and I have never eaten it. If you don't want to resist again, this emperor will take a pig's trotter off of you and open it." A meat?"

"Bah, shameless, I am the marshal of the canopy who is in charge of the [-] navy in the heavenly court. How dare you humiliate me like this? Take my big move!"

"Summon! The Milky Way falls to the nine heavens, one hundred thousand sailors, come and see!"

For a moment, the whole boudoir was filled with the sound of water and the sound of waves, as if there really was a Milky Way flowing down.

Gaofu front yard.

Master Gao is spying with Gao Cai.

"The Taoist priest should be able to subdue the pig demon, right?"

"I don't know!" Gao Cai felt guilty.

He was the one who found the demon hunters in front, and Xie Yun was the sixth one.

"I hope!" Master Gao sighed deeply.

boom!
A big hole suddenly opened in the boudoir, and a black shadow rushed out.

"Damn it, Cuilan, why are you getting fat?" Zhu Bajie taunted while carrying Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit and driving the black cloud.

Black Bear Spirit: emmmmm
If you can't beat it, just based on this sentence, you are sure to be the roast suckling pig!
but now.

"Master, save me!"

Xie Yun came out of the boudoir with a gloomy face, took out the impotence card, flicked it casually, and hit Zhu Bajie accurately.

Ding!Impotence card takes effect.

Zhu Bajie felt cold under his crotch, but he didn't feel that something was wrong, so he ran away without looking back.

"Xiong Da, don't worry, your chastity has been covered by the emperor, we both sleep, and we will rescue you at dawn." Xie Yun yawned and said.

The black bear wrapped in the quilt carefully took a cold, secretly feeling bad.

Sleeping with the pig demon for one night, who knows what kind of unconscionable things this guy will do.

Xie Yun looked at Zhu Bajie who was going away, and shook his head.

Hemp egg!

I was still careless, thinking that Zhu Bajie would magnify his moves, but in the end that guy ran away directly, what a coward.

The majestic Marshal of the Canopy, I was stunned for a while, but in the end, he was actually a deserter, I can't think of it!
"Master Dao, that pig demon..." Master Gao looked at Zhu Bajie rolling away, and asked anxiously.

"It's okay. If you can run away, the pig demon can't run away from the pig's nest. At dawn tomorrow, Pindao will take his pig's nest."

"You tidy up two good guest rooms for us master and apprentice, we need to have a good rest."

Monkey King was a little embarrassed, and asked: "Master, it's okay for us to give up on Xiong Da like this?"

"I want to chase you, I'm tired of being a teacher, I want to sleep." Xie Yun turned around and left with Master Gao.

Sun Wukong hesitated for a second, and followed the master's footsteps closely. The master can't make mistakes, so, Xiong Da, you can ask for more blessings.

PS: Xiong Da sleeps with Zhu Bajie for one night, what will happen?
(End of this chapter)