Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 52
Xie Yun Meimei slept all night, woke up the next morning, drank millet porridge with pickles, and casually asked Master Gao where Zhu Bajie's lair was.

"Master Dao, that pig demon has a cave in Fuling Mountain, named Yunzhan Cave." Master Gao said guiltily.

After all, it was Xiong Da that Zhu Bajie took away, and he was protecting his daughter from a disaster, so he didn't know how to pass the night.

"Old benefactor, don't worry. As the saying goes, a dead fellow doesn't die a poor Taoist. The poor Taoist has already arranged everything yesterday, and he will leave after breakfast."

Master Gao was taken aback, opened his mouth for a long time, didn't know what to say, and finally choked out a sentence: "The Taoist priest really has a clever plan, and the little old man admires it."

Hearing this, Monkey King choked, and the millet porridge almost spewed out of his nostrils.

Master, you are a big bear!
boom!
Xie Yun kicked Sun Wukong into the air, and said dissatisfied: "As a teacher, I can read minds. If you have anything to say to your face, I will kick you in front of you as a teacher."

After the two had breakfast, Xie Yun rode the little white dragon and led the limping Monkey King to find the Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain.

The word "Yunzhan Cave" on the huge stone at the entrance of the cave is very delicate.

"That stupid pig has good calligraphy!" Xie Yun praised.

puff!

Gao Cai said with a disdainful smile: "Master, this cave used to be Second Sister Egg's cave, and this pig demon inserted the door for Second Sister Egg, but in less than a year, Second Sister Egg passed away, so it was better for him."

amount.

Xie Yun was speechless, he didn't expect that Zhu Bajie would be addicted to inverting the door, and even beat his wife, no wonder Mr. Gao was not happy about this marriage.

"Wukong, call the door and see if they are up."

"Oh!" Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel from his ear and threw it at the gate of Yunzhan Cave.

After Xie Yun took his purple cloud cudgel away, he still hadn't returned it, so he could only use the golden cudgel.

Boom boom boom!
The metal gate of Yunzhan Cave was smashed and pitted, and the movement was so loud that it could be heard for a hundred miles, but it recovered in the blink of an eye.

"Fuck! The copper essence of Shouyang Mountain is used to make doors, isn't it too extravagant?" Monkey King was stunned.

Shouyang Mountain is the dojo of Taishang Laojun. It produces congenital copper essence, which is not much in quantity, but it is extremely flexible. It is used to make alchemy furnaces, even if the furnaces are fried.

Tianting bought a lot of copper essence and made them into shields. Unexpectedly, Zhu Bajie secretly brought down two shields and used them as gates.

"Master, I can't open it. Unless the saint comes, only the pig demon can open it." Monkey King came back dejectedly, dragging the golden cudgel.

"Hey, waste!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he jumped off the horse and walked straight towards the Yunzhan Cave.

"Master, there is a door!"

"Hey, master, did you hear that there is...there is...there is a door ahead!"

boom!
Sun Wukong looked dazed, watching Xie Yun slam into the gate, smashing the gate made of fine copper into a big hole in the shape of a human being, and walked in without any pause.

Damn, master, you're crazy!
"You three follow." Xie Yun's voice came from Yunzhan Cave.

"Hey, this monkey is really not as strong as Dao Chang!" Gao Cai shook his head as he passed by the dazed Monkey King.

"Second Senior Brother, you can't do it!" Xiao Bailong followed Gao Cai and entered the Yunzhan Cave.

Sun Wukong felt that the monkey face was too embarrassing, looking up at the sky, it's not that my grandson is not strong, it's because the master is too fierce!
The decoration of the Yunzhan Cave is still very particular. It can be seen that the original owner, the second sister Egg, has good taste, but Zhu Bajie forced Zhu Bajie to live in a pig's nest.

Garbage is everywhere in the cave, and there is a foul smell, the smell is so heavy that it is a bit irritating to the eyes.

Xie Yun couldn't bear it anymore, and performed the Great Purdue Technique, using bursts of Buddha's light to completely purify the stench in the cave, and the air was completely new.

"Oh my god, I didn't expect that the Great Purdue Technique can also be used as an air freshening technique, not bad!"

Buddhist monks: emmmmm
What is this operation?
Along the passageway of the cave, through the hall, past the kitchen, the alchemy cave and the crafts cave, a red room appears in front of it, which seems to be Zhu Bajie's wedding room prepared for him.

After pushing open the door and entering, Xie Yun thought he was used to seeing strong winds and waves, so he was also shocked by three points.

What the hell!

You two old men, what did you do yesterday?

Zhu Bajie tore off most of his red groom's suit, and sat in the corner of the wedding room with a dazed face, as if he had lost hope in life and had nothing to love.

Ms. Gao's version of the black bear spirit bridal gown was also torn apart in half, and she lay on the marriage bed with blank eyes, motionless, and her face was still stained with saliva.

"Wuliang Tianzun, Xiong Da, this emperor is here to save you!" Xie Yun took out the purple bamboo stick and said a long way.

"Woooo! Wow!"

"Master, you have to make the decision for me! This pig demon is not a human! He is a beast!" Miss Gao's version of the black bear spirit recovered slightly when she heard the voice. Seeing Xie Yun, Ma Liu got up from the bed and swooped over .

Xie Yun kicked away the black bear who was about to hug his thigh, and said, "This guy is not a human, he is a pig."

Miss Gao's version of the black bear was taken aback, and explained: "Master, listen to me, I was taken to the cave by this pig yesterday, and he explained that I was not his wife. He didn't listen, and thought I was going to play role-playing with him." , the interest is even higher!"

"This idiot hugged my old bear's face and gnawed it raw. If it weren't for him, my old bear's virgin body would be thrown here, or thrown in the hands of a boar!"

"vomit!"

The black bear spirit remembered what happened last night, and lay down next to him to retch again.

Xie Yun tore off a piece of red cloth from the curtain of the marriage bed, and wrote five large characters on it—old Chinese medicine handed down from the ancestors!
He hung the red cloth on the purple bamboo stick and shouted: "Don't miss it when you pass by. The old Chinese medicine handed down from the ancestors specializes in treating bruises and infertility!"

"That idiot sitting slumped in the corner, I can tell by your face that you have a kidney deficiency. Do you want to come over and have a cure?"

"What? Treating infertility?" Zhu Bajie's face finally regained a gleam of brilliance. After waking up, seeing Xie Yun dressed as a quack doctor, almost frightened him away.

"Hey, Yaodao, my old pig can't beat you, it doesn't mean I'm afraid of you, don't bully me too much!"

"Who bullied you? This emperor is the most ancient and enthusiastic, proficient in medical skills. He can't bear to see patients and wants to help them." Xie Yun waved the ancestral old Chinese medicine banner in his hand, vowing.

"Master, when did you become proficient in medical skills!" Sun Wukong asked in a daze just after entering the wedding room.

boom!
Xie Yun used the measuring ruler in his hand as a hidden weapon, and directly threw Monkey King flying, and said indifferently: "There are still many places for the teacher's meeting, do I need to report to you?"

"The Taoist priest is knowledgeable and talented, I admire him!" Gao Cai said admiringly beside him.

"Calm down!" Xie Yun waved his sleeves and turned around, came to Zhu Bajie and asked, with a tall man's demeanor, he asked, "Idiot, open your mouth and let me see the coating on your tongue!"

Zhu Bajie opened his mouth hesitantly, and the foul stench came.

Xie Yun patted his thigh, and said flickeringly: "Sure enough, the tongue belongs to water, and the kidney is the source of water for the body. Your bad breath is so severe, which shows the seriousness of kidney deficiency."

"What? Daoist, no, I could do it before!" Zhu Bajie said in horror.

"The embankment of a thousand miles collapsed in an ant's nest, do you understand? Anyway, your kidney deficiency is serious and there is no cure. If you don't believe me, try taking aphrodisiac medicine!" Xie Yun shook his head and said regretfully.

Zhu Bajie hastily rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, found a bottle of mysterious blue pills, poured out three or five pills, and swallowed them in one gulp.

After 5 minutes, no response.

Zhu Bajie swallowed a bottle of small blue pills, and after 5 minutes, there was still no response.

Zhu Bajie dug out the picture of the erotic palace at the bottom of the press box, looked at it for 5 minutes, but still didn't have a trace of desire, immediately sat down on the ground and howled, "Daoist, save me!"

PS: Check in, the author must be the first to check in, believe it or not? ←_←

(End of this chapter)