Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 53 Damn it!Destiny, you play with me!
"Now you believe that your two kidneys are completely broken!" Xie Yun helped Zhu Bajie, sat on the side of the bed, and said, "Brush your teeth more often in the future, the bad breath is so bad!"

"Master Daoist, I will brush my teeth frequently in the future, and now I beg you to cure my kidney deficiency!"

"There is a saying in ancient medical classics: There is no cure for kidney deficiency, let alone a terminal patient like you." Xie Yun looked at Zhu Bajie's white pig's trotters, remembered the braised pig's trotters Xiong Da said, and decided to carry out the trick. go down.

"It's over!" Zhu Bajie sighed, as if his spine had been pulled out, he sat down on the ground and passed out.

So carefree?
Xie Yun tentatively kicked Zhu Bajie twice, and found that the guy was completely dizzy.

The majestic marshal of the canopy has such a poor mental quality, no wonder he can only be in charge of the navy.

"Master, please, unlock the transformation technique for me!" Ms. Gao's version of the black bear spirit rushed over crying.

boom!
Xie Yun kicked Xiong Da flying. This guy has been in the kitchen all year round, and he always smells of oily smoke, which can't be washed off.

The smell of oily smoke stained his Taoist robe, do you want this top-grade innate magic weapon?
Transfiguration, solution!
A white light hit the black bear spirit, Miss Gao's appearance disappeared, and the body of the black bear spirit appeared.

Stab it!

The black bear spirit tore off his crumpled bridal gown, took out a butcher's knife from the Qiankun bag on his waist, and walked towards Zhu Bajie fiercely.

The other day!
The dignified cook actually let a pig molested him. If he didn't chop up Zhu Bajie today, the black bear spirit felt that his humiliation would be difficult to wash away.

"Stupid, stop!" Guanyin Bodhisattva came in time with Mu Zha, and knocked away the butcher's knife in the black bear's hand with a soft light.

"Meet the Bodhisattva!" Gao Cai quickly knelt down.

"Senior sister, the purple bamboo stick is very useful, but unfortunately it was taken away by my master, can you give me another one, thank you." Sun Wukong approached cautiously and asked.

"Fuck off, there's no hair at all." Avalokitesvara stared!
Damn it, half of my old lady's purple bamboo forest was robbed by your master, you little bastard still want to come and ask for it?
"Bodhisattva, my grandson doesn't want hair, but I want a purple bamboo stick." Before Sun Wukong finished his shameless words, Xie Yun kicked him away, and said, "Sister Guanyin, don't come here without any problems. My apprentice lacks discipline. I'm laughing at you!" .”

"Are you satisfied with the new Guanyin Temple?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath and said in his heart: Amitabha, I am satisfied with you ghost, you are the one who set it on fire!
It's fine to pierce the heart, but you still want to mention this matter now, do you want to pierce the waist of the deity?
In the past, that simple monkey in Huaguo Mountain followed you and became obscene and shameless. It is really red when it is close to vermilion, and black when it is close to ink...

"Cough, I am very satisfied." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva changed his face in seconds, and said with a faint smile.

She guessed that she would never have the chance to say those words in front of Xie Yun in this life.

"Don't interrupt, I'm here today to remind the Immortal Emperor. Although Zhu Bajie has violated the rules of heaven, it is all destined. He is your second... third disciple." Guanyin Bodhisattva thought of Xie Yun's own initiative to accept My big apprentice felt his heart hurt again.

If you don’t act according to the script, you shouldn’t be allowed to be the protagonist. As a person who learns from the scriptures, no one else can grab it, but you!Why!Stop talking, stop talking!

"He will be my third disciple?" Although Xie Yun was prepared, he still looked at Zhu Bajie with disgust.

"Forget it, let's kill it. I just have a whole pig feast. Sister Guanyin, do you want to eat it? I will leave you a sauced pig's trotter. I heard it is very beautiful!"

Beauty and beauty?

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes lit up, and then he was furious: "This deity eats a ghost. I am the head of the four Buddhist Bodhisattvas. I eat meat? How do you spread the word? How does the Buddha think of me?"

"Don't worry, our mouths are strict and we won't tell anyone about it!" Xie Yun pointed to the huddled black bear spirit, and said, "That guy's cooking skills are very good, two points better than the God of Cooking, it's a pity not to eat it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva silently distanced herself from Xie Yun.

Wangtian, if you don't keep the distance, you will definitely be taken to the ditch by him later.

In case Zhu Bajie died, how would he explain to the Jade Emperor?How to explain to the Buddha?
"Emperor Immortal, don't be joking, the destiny has been predestined, Zhu Bajie has a relationship with you as a teacher and apprentice..." When Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to persuade him, Xie Yun nodded in agreement.

"Okay, the emperor agrees to accept him as the third disciple."

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt uncomfortable again.

asshole!Won't you say no more?This deity has prepared a persuasive draft of tens of thousands of words, and you don't let me speak out, it's very uncomfortable!

wow.

Xie Yun poured a glass of wine on Zhu Bajie's face, and after waking up the unconscious Zhu Bajie, he asked, "Stupid pig, Sister Guanyin begs for mercy, let me take you as a disciple, are you willing?"

"Taoist, who are you?" Zhu Bajie asked cautiously against the murderous gaze of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

"Wukong, tell him your name as a teacher." Xie Yun stood up and began to study a picture of mandarin ducks playing in water hanging on the wall.

The mandarin ducks are drawn so fat, I thought they were two fat ducks without taking a second look!
Sun Wukong appeared arrogantly, and said like a dish title: "Speaking of my master, that's amazing, the disciple of Daozu Hongjun, the inspector of the heavenly way, the emperor of the eight wildernesses of the heavenly court, the king of the eight wildernesses of the Tang Dynasty, or Feng Ling Lord of the Small World!"

boom!
Zhu Bajie knelt down directly, with tears in his eyes, looked at Xie Yun affectionately, and said, "Master, my apprentice waited so hard for you!"

After spending a long time in the officialdom of the Heavenly Court, he understands the importance of backing better than Monkey King. If nothing else, the four words "disciple of the Taoist ancestor" have a frighteningly high gold content.

"Well, get up!" Xie Yun turned around, took out a reincarnation card, and said, "I have nothing to give you as a teacher. This reincarnation card can allow you to reincarnate and reincarnate without hurting your cultivation and memory." !"

Zhu Bajie was overjoyed, if it wasn't for this terrible body, wouldn't he even be able to marry a wife?
This master is good, and understands what my old pig needs most now.

Xie Yun hit Zhu Bajie with the reincarnation card.

A crack opened in the ground of Yunzhan Cave, and the water of the underworld gushed out. The power of the six paths of reincarnation was like a filament, entwined around Zhu Bajie's body, pulling out his three souls and seven souls, turning them into pointers on the turntable.

On the turntable was written the way of heaven, the way of humanity, the way of Asura, the way of animals, the way of evil ghosts, and the way of hell. The pointer began to spin, and it seemed that it was choosing reincarnation.

boom!
Losing his soul, Zhu Bajie's original body fell to the ground and turned into a black-haired pig, which was very fat.

"Cough, Wukong, your third junior brother shouldn't mind if we eat his former body?" Xie Yun looked at the black-haired pig, his eyes lit up.

"Uh, yes, maybe, maybe, maybe I don't mind!" Although Sun Wukong also wanted to eat pig demon meat, he was still very embarrassed.

"Okay, what you said, Bajie will wake up later, you explain to him." Xie Yun cheerfully grabbed Guanyin Bodhisattva who was about to run, and said with a smile: "Sister Guanyin, don't worry, leave after eating, pig slaughter feast !"

"Cough, no, no, I've eaten, I've eaten!" Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly shook off Xie Yun's hand, and flew out of Yunzhan Cave with Mu Zha as if fleeing for his life.

"Damn it, fate is playing with me!" Zhu Bajie's desperate wailing came from Yunzhan Cave.

PS: I won't compete with you, let's see who checks in first.

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