Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 65 The Yellow Wind Monster's Provocation
There is a cloud made of unknown liquid in the wind, which is sprinkled on the land of the three realms of the prehistoric and desolate. Although it is disgusting, it still has a great effect.

Especially in some barren places, high-quality organic fertilizers from the sky will burst into vigorous vitality in an instant.

Taking Huangfeng Mountain as an example, the most unknown liquid was scattered here, and within a few hours, the green mountains and green waters were restored again.

Xie Yun watched the small but huge number of merits flying towards the yellow wind monster, thoughtfully taught Sun Wukong and said: "Wukong, have you seen it? How can we know the good and the bad if we lose our horses."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes: I believe you ghost!

Every time it's an afterthought, using great principles to deceive my grandson.

"Cough, don't you believe in Wukong?" Xie Yun sacrificed his measuring ruler, ready to use force to protect the dignity of the teacher.

Sun Wukong immediately confessed, sincerely and modestly said: Master's good words and beautiful sentences, my grandson listens to them, remembers them in my heart, and never dares to forget them!

On that day, a yellow wind swept across the entire Three Realms and Four Seas, and the unknown liquid it carried also came with the wind.

Down to mortals, up to Yasheng Da Neng, whose cultivation base was close to beheading three corpses and sanctifying, was disgusted.

In a small village in a certain valley.

"Nimma, that shameless one threw shit on the wall of my house?"

Immediately there was a voice from next door: "Old Wang, your house is alright, my wife is cooking in the courtyard, and this shit has spilled into the pot, I'm really**********"

In a certain place, a Jindan cultivator who had just finished retreat escaped the attack of the unknown liquid, but stepped on it without looking at his feet when he went out, and then cursed endlessly.

"I've only been in seclusion for three years, and that bastard's enemy just poured a puddle of shit in front of my cave, and if he has the ability, come out and have a real fight with me!"

In a blessed place in the fairy world, an immortal is guarding a ten thousand year old snow lotus that is about to mature day and night. This is his hope of breakthrough.

Suddenly the yellow wind came, and the unknown liquid splashed on the ten thousand year snow lotus.

"This is it? Fuck, who is it! Should I eat my soon-to-mature snow lotus now?"

In Wuzhuang Temple of the Earth Immortal Realm, Zhen Yuanzi was looking at the ginseng fruit tree with the fox emperor of Qingqiu, suddenly his heart tightened, and he quickly pinched the magic weapon to protect the ginseng fruit tree.

The yellow wind had arrived, and the unknown liquid was evenly splashed on the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple. The ginseng fruit trees were preserved, but other precious natural materials and earthly treasures were not preserved.

For a while, Zhen Yuanzi suffered heavy losses.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao will never die with him." Zhen Yuanzi began to pinch his fingers to deduce the origin of the unknown liquid.

"Friend Daoist, calm down, there's nothing serious, you can still eat!" Fox Emperor comforted with a half-smile on his face.

"Fart, let this matter be on your shoulders, you've scolded your mother a long time ago!"

"Impossible, this emperor is stronger than you!" Fox Emperor retorted, shaking his head.

Tweet!

A paper crane from Qingqiu urgently sent a message.

Fox Emperor saw it, his eyes turned black and he almost fainted.

"What's wrong?"

"Someone poured shit all over my ten-mile peach blossom grove." Fox Emperor said angrily.

"It's okay, I can still watch it!"

"Look at the devil, this emperor wants to cut that person into pieces!"

Soon, the two sub-sages locked the target on Huangfeng Mountain, and tore open the space crack, and flew over with their real bodies.

There are many people involved in this matter, and dozens of great powers above the level of Da Luo Jinxian have come to the door and are on their way.

At this time, the yellow wind monster ran out of mana and stopped vomiting and diarrhea, but was still bound by the demon seal order.

Looking at the sky, he finally stopped, feeling his body was hollowed out, and two lines of tears flowed down his face.

boom!
Endless merits and virtues are gathered in the body of the Yellow Wind Monster. This little golden fairy's cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds, and he has achieved the status of Daluo Jinxian with his merits.

After the breakthrough, his mana was recharged, and the negative buffs of the vomiting and diarrhea cards on his body were also cleared.

Sun Wukong looked envious, he broke through to the Da Luo Jinxian with a lot of chances all the way, this guy just broke through to the Da Luo Jinxian, what is it called!
"Second brother, I didn't expect you to betray me!" Huang Fenggui stood up again, looked at Xie Yun who flew down, and instantly understood what was going on, and said angrily: "If we have the ability, let's fight with swords and guns!"

His own diarrhea must have been caused by Xie Yundou who put laxatives in the broth of the Buddhist scriptures, trying to plot against him, yes, it must be like this!

"Wukong, let him go."

"Master, isn't it good? As long as the apprentice cleans him up." Sun Wukong looked at the yellow wind monster who continued to shout, and suddenly remembered his former self, and couldn't bear it.

Whoa!
Xie Yun gathered a large ball of water in his hand, drenched the Yellow Wind Monster into a drenched chicken, and washed off the dirt on his body.

"Wukong, what did you say to the teacher?" Xie Yun narrowed his eyes and asked displeasedly.

Seal the demon edict, accept it!

Sun Wukong let go of the yellow wind monster cleanly, hey, if you can't think about it, don't blame me for not stopping it!
The Yellow Wind Monster raised its three steel forks with all its mana and stabbed forward. A light blue fork appeared on the three steel forks, which was unstoppable.

Now even if Monkey King is standing in front of the steel fork, he must avoid its edge.

"Wukong, my master will teach you how to grab the white blade with bare hands. Watch it!" Xie Yun didn't hold up the measuring ruler, but instead dodged the three-strand steel fork sideways, put his feet on the yellow wind monster's stomach, and grabbed it , A acquired magic weapon is in hand.

What the hell!

Sun Wukong was dumbfounded. Xie Yun's coquettish manipulation, I am afraid that only a pervert like a physical cultivator would dare to play. Ordinary monks will be stunned if they are not careful.

"You!" The Yellow Wind Monster spat out more than ten liters of blood, completely dizzy.

"Wukong, this is the master's prisoner, look after him!" Xie Yun finished ordering Monkey King, then turned his head to look at the trembling little monster below.

How to deal with this group of goods?

Hu Xianfeng was a sensible person, and he was the first to stand up on the spot, saluting and saying: "Meet the new king!"

Changing the top of the mountain is very common among the monsters, so other little monsters also reacted and paid respects one after another.

"Who is your king?" Xie Yun was puzzled.

"My lord, if you defeat the yellow wind monster, you will become our new king!" Hu Xianfeng said stubbornly.

"You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. The Yellow Wind Monster is the emperor's captive, and the emperor has no intention of recruiting you." Xie Yun took out a thick monster loan, pointed to the contents of the door and explained: " Now either pay back the money, or sell yourself into slavery!"

A gust of breeze blew by, and all the little monsters shivered, looking at the sky, I only have one underpants now, how can I pay back the money?
Could it be that he sold himself into slavery like this?
Why does it feel like a trick?

The little monsters consciously acted as slaves and welcomed their new masters to occupy the Yellow Wind Cave. Xie Yun sat on the king's chair and looked helplessly at Zhu Bajie who was still cooking slowly in the cauldron.

It's like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

I adjusted the fire to low, and this stupid pig actually started to lie on its back in the pot and began to take a bath, even snoring.

With just one look, Sun Wukong took out the whitish Zhu Bajie that had already been boiled, and slapped it with two big ear scrapers: "Idiot, wake up, if you sleep again, Master will really cook you!"

Zhu Bajie woke up in a daze, looked at Xie Yun, and immediately kowtowed for mercy: "Master, I am also your disciple after all, if you want to eat meat, you don't need to eat me!"

Xie Yun's face darkened, and he really wanted to kick Zhu Bajie to death.

Marshal Canopy, if he was reincarnated as a pig, does he really have the brains of a pig?

Is the teacher so cruel?

The teacher is giving you a medicinal bath to heal your wounds. Did you not realize that your wounds are all healed?
PS: It's been a long time since I asked for a recommendation ticket, let's ask for a recommendation ticket once.

(End of this chapter)