Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 66

"Wukong, you should also take a bath in the pot." Xie Yun said while covering his nose.

"Ah, master, my old grandson doesn't have two ounces of meat, you want to eat third brother." Sun Wukong shook his head again and again.

slap!

A gorgeous boot flew over and hit Monkey King right on the head.

"Pohou, you don't even smell what smells on your body, so get out of the pot and take a bath."

Sun Wukong looked at the unknown liquid on his body, turned his head to look at the cauldron, and still resisted: "Master, don't bother, don't bother, my old grandson can go outside and find a stream to take a bath."

"Do you think there is still a clean stream after the yellow wind blows?" Xie Yun said with a smile, "You can just wash in this pot. Bajie's bath water is better than dung water."

Sun Wukong: emmmmm, the yellow wind monster of Gou Ri.

Xie Yun watched Monkey King enter the cauldron to take a bath, so he even took off the other boot, and said to Tiger Pioneer, "Bring me back the footwashing water for this emperor."

Tiger Pioneer walked away sullenly.

"Stop, fetch water with this!" Xie Yun threw over a footbath, which glistened on the ground.

"My lord, is this acquired magic weapon?" Hu Xianfeng couldn't believe his eyes.

"What acquired magic weapon is a durable footbath for this emperor."

What the hell!

More than 1000 little monsters were shocked.

It turns out that Da Neng's life is like this, and the footbaths are made by acquired magic weapons. . , so extravagant!
Hu Xianfeng's hand holding the footbath trembled slightly, even if he was killed, he would never have imagined that the acquired magic weapon he touched for the first time in his life would be a footbath.

Look at the sky, the three views are ruined!

Acquired magic weapon footbath: It is made of fire lava crystals in the land of returning to the ruins. It is durable and can be heated independently according to the water temperature. It is really an artifact for soaking feet when traveling.

Xie Yun enjoyed soaking his feet, looked at the yellow wind monster who woke up slowly, and asked, "Are you convinced?"

"I give in to you big-headed ghost, you big liar!"

"System, I will report the Yellow Wind Monster for slandering me and deceiving him!"

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with ten Chaos Qi."

"You liar, didn't you say that you can live forever if you eat Buddhist scriptures?" Huang Fengwei still said angrily.

"Yes!" Xie Yun nodded and looked at his hands.

The flesh body of quasi-sage level is much more fragrant than Tang Monk's meat. One bite can indeed make you immortal, but the premise is that you can bite it.

"Then why didn't I become immortal after drinking the soup!" Huang Fenggui felt that he had been seriously deceived.

"It was my three disciples who were cooking in that pot before, and he is not a Buddhist scriptures learner, but Poverty Dao is the authentic Buddhist scripture learner." Xie Yungu blinked his eyes and explained.

Nima, this is an oolong mess, did you arrest the wrong person?
The Yellow Wind Monster glared at Tiger Pioneer, and cursed: "Trash, are you blind? Could that fat pig be a Buddhist scripture?"

Zhu Bajie: emmmmm
I'm not fat, this is plump!
Hey, it's not right, I'm a pure man, why would I describe myself as plump?

Hu Xianfeng shrunk his head and looked aggrieved.

There is no portrait of the person who learns the scriptures. It is normal to admit the wrong person. I can’t blame me for this!

After Xie Yun finished washing his feet, he looked at his footwashing water and suddenly had a bold guess.

"If you really want to live forever, you can actually drink my footwashing water."

Yellow Wind Monster: emmmmm
I'm a great sage of Huangfeng, don't you want to lose face?

"Report."

"Master, a monk came outside and said he was looking for the former king!" The mountain demon in shorts came back to report.

Xie Yun counted, well, after such a long preparation, the person who wants to be tricked finally came on the stage, and then waved his hand and said, "Bring me the person!"

To be honest, Bodhisattva Lingji was a little panicked when he entered the Yellow Wind Cave, not because he was afraid, but because the atmosphere in the cave was a bit weird.

All the little monsters were only wearing underpants, staring at the cassocks on their bodies from the beginning to the end, what are they trying to do, make such a fuss?
Although the Yellow Wind Monster was wretched in Lingshan before, his sexual orientation is still normal!
"Who is here?" Xie Yunming asked knowingly.

Bodhisattva Lingji was dumbfounded, the script was wrong!

It's normal for Huang Huangfeng to be unable to beat the uncle, but he used the samadhi kamikaze, why was he still captured alive?
Could it be that this guy is an actor?
"Uncle Master, this deity is..."

"Okay, needless to say, just tell me what you are here for." Xie Yun waved his hands impatiently.

Bodhisattva Lingji's face froze, extremely depressed.

Anyway, I am also one of the four great Bodhisattvas, can you respect me, uncle?Let me finish my self-introduction anyway!
"My deity saw the wind of samadhi blowing over Huangfeng Mountain, so I used the fixed wind beads and the flying dragon stick to subdue demons. I didn't expect my uncle to be one step ahead of me." Lingji Bodhisattva was very sad. This merit was originally obtained by himself, why? Was robbed by the uncle again?
Xie Yun asked while putting on his boots: "Then do you recognize this Huang Feng blame?"

"No..." Bodhisattva Lingji originally wanted to disassociate himself from the Yellow Wind Monster, but he was shocked when he glanced at it.

Fuck, Amitabha, has this guy broken through to the Daluo Jinxian?Have you cast a golden body of merit?Is there any reason?Is there any other law?
This yellow wind monster was originally a pawn of Buddhism, which can be discarded after use. Now this pawn has been upgraded to a cart, and its value has doubled immediately. It is better to keep it.

"Hey, uncle, this yellow wind monster is my Buddhist mountain guardian beast. It escaped down the mountain because it stole the clear oil from the glazed lamp. I was ordered to arrest him this time."

After Xie Yun put on his boots, he took two steps and realized that soaking his feet was still good. He suddenly looked differently at the useless footbath.

Bodhisattva Lingji couldn't guess Xie Yun's mind, and he didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only be anxious.

"Help me!" The yellow wind monster was bound by the order of the wind demon, and crawled towards Lingji Bodhisattva one by one.

This pilgrim is too scary, it's better to stay in Lingshan comfortably.

He secretly made up his mind that after being taken back this time, he would not go down the mountain even if he was beaten to death.

"Uncle, can I take him away?"

"Okay, just sign this!" Xie Yun handed over a statement.

I, Lingji Bodhisattva, declare on behalf of Buddhism:
The Yellow Wind Monster is my Buddhist spirit beast protecting the mountain. This time, it was lax in guarding and fled down the mountain privately. The loss caused by it will be compensated by my Buddhist at the original price.

It's worth it to give up a little price and exchange for a Da Luo Jinxian!

"Master uncle, what did this evil beast do to you?" Bodhisattva Lingji asked cautiously.

"It's nothing, you sign this, and quickly take the person away. The emperor still needs to learn scriptures, so there is no time to waste time here." Xie Yun said with great generosity.

"Master uncle is generous!"

After Lingji Bodhisattva signed his name with confidence, Sun Wukong put away the demon-sealing edict and let go of the yellow wind monster.

The yellow wind monster immediately hugged Lingji Bodhisattva's thigh and said nothing.

"Let go, let me go, don't touch my thigh!" Lingji Bodhisattva got goosebumps all over his body, and almost kicked the Yellow Wind Monster like a ball.

At this time.

"Report!"

The little monster patrolling the mountain ran in panic again.

"Why panic, speak slowly?" Xie Yun sat back on the king's chair and said.

"Master, many people have come outside, saying that they want to settle accounts with the former king."

"Who are they?"

"I don't know each other, but they all call themselves the Great Emperor and Immortal, and there is also a guy named Zhen Yuanzi, who is aggressive, and the person who comes is not friendly, and he is carrying something in his hand!" The little monster patrolling the mountain said tremblingly in fright.

Xie Yun immediately stopped Bodhisattva Lingji: "Who the hell, don't go, the yellow wind monster belongs to your Lingshan, so let your Buddhists clean up this matter!"

PS: Thank you for laughing at life, lonely beast, I'm such a small asshole, a professional actor's tip.

(End of this chapter)