Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 73 Women's Dress Project (seeking monthly pass)

In the west, Daleiyin Temple, inside the Daxiong Palace.

The Buddha Tathagata convened the Four Great Bodhisattvas and the Eight Hundred Arhats to hold the Nth meeting. The theme of the meeting was only one, how to dig holes for Buddhist scriptures...

No, how to test the learners within the allowed range is difficult enough.

Aside from Xie Yun's messy changes, the quartet of Buddhist scriptures in the original version has been assembled, and now it is getting more and more difficult to cause trouble for them!
Tathagata felt a dull pain in his head. He looked around the Daxiong Hall and asked slowly: "Today, before discussing the test of Buddhist scriptures, let's liven up the atmosphere and deal with the backlog of things in this teaching. Who has something to start?"

In the Daxiong Palace, the eight hundred arhats began to speak enthusiastically.

A Buddhist temple in Hezhou, Xiniu was bulldozed by a certain demon king, shouldn't he be killed as an example?

Lu Dongbin, the real person of Chunyang in the heaven, broke through the Daluo Jinxian. When will Buddhism go to congratulate?

Ao Run, the Dragon King of the West Sea, began to cut off contact with Buddhism gradually last month. How should we deal with this matter?
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It's all big or small things, not many people are listening, there are still bursts of snoring in the huge team of arhats, and many arhats have already started to doze off, among them, Jianglong and Fuhu are hugging each other, sleeping together. most excessive.

"Are you finished?" Tathagata asked with a dark face.

The arhats, who were still not satisfied, were startled and all shrank back.

"You are all the pillars of my Buddhism, but your vision is so short-sighted. The Journey to the West project is a fatal event that affects the luck of my teaching for thousands of years. You care about these trivial matters. My Buddhism is going to die!" Tathagata almost roared and said this sentence talk.

The arhats who were still distracted and sleeping just now were startled again, and they all lowered their heads and looked at their toes.

Buddha, it's not that I can't wait and do my best, and the master uncle is too evil to learn the scriptures!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was deflated many times, Wuzhi Mountain Realm, six arhats were seriously injured, and they have not recovered yet. Lingji Bodhisattva was the worst, with unknown liquid sprinkled all over his body, and finally he was forced to sit on the spot and reincarnated.

Cherish life and stay away from those who learn Buddhist scriptures is the famous saying of the recent rise of Daleiyin Temple.

Looking at the silent Daxiong Palace, Tathagata was so angry that his liver hurt, but there was nothing he could do.

The path that was originally a sweet pastry is now a stinky shit, and everyone can't avoid it.

Since we can't recruit people, we can only call names!
Eight hundred arhats against the uncle, that is, meat buns beating dogs, and there will be no return.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was excluded first, and one cannot be caught in the pit. Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is far away in the underworld, and those who come to the meeting are to listen carefully, which is useless. Now the best candidates are Manjushri or Samantabhadra.

These two are my left and right hands, so they should take over this pot, right?

Thinking of this, the Tathagata smiled and said, "Puxian Bodhisattva, I'll trouble you this time..."

Puxian Bodhisattva's heart skipped a beat, and his expression changed drastically.

Tathagata, we two are called brothers in private, how dare you trick me?Do you have a conscience?
No, it seems that the trump card is going to be used!
Puxian Bodhisattva no longer suppresses his realm, click!

Endless dark clouds gather over the Great Hall of Great Heroes. This is a catastrophe, and it is also a catastrophe from the early stage to the middle stage of the quasi-sage, which is extremely dangerous.

"Damn it, I broke through again!"

"Pervert!"

"The Puxian Bodhisattva has made a breakthrough, so who will go down to test the master and uncle?"

"..."

All the arhats had expressions of envy, jealousy and hatred on their faces, and they took another step on the road to quasi-sage, while they themselves were still stuck on the Da Luo Jinxian.

If you compare goods, you have to throw them away, and when you compare people, you are more popular than others.

"Buddha, I'm going back to Mount Wutai now. I'm happy to test the Buddhist scriptures, but it's just such an unfortunate coincidence." Samantabhadra Bodhisattva looked guilty.

Tathagata frowned, and said in his heart: emmmmm.

Amitabha, I believe you a ghost!

As for you?

I just asked you to go down and test the Buddhist scriptures, but you actually used Dujie as an excuse to refuse me, you are cruel!
No, you don't have to go, but you still have to bear the blame!
Tathagata made up his mind and said, "That's fine, then Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, you can decide who will test the scripture learners!"

Puxian Bodhisattva was taken aback, and began to look at everyone in the Daxiong Hall.

"Buddha, I think Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has the most contact with my uncle. She will lead the team, Manjusri Bodhisattva will assist, and the two Arhats Subduing the Dragon and Fuhu will help. This combination is the best combination."

"No, I can't suppress my cultivation, let's take a step first!" Puxian Bodhisattva tore open the space crack, got in and went straight to Mount Wutai.

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Manjushri looked at each other, Jianglong and Fuhu looked at each other, and the four of them had the heart to kill Puxian!

"What do you guys think?"

"Good!" All the arhats nodded one after another.

The famous Taoist adage that a dead Taoist friend never dies a poor Taoist is also applicable to Buddhism.

"Cough, that's good. According to what Puxian said, the two Bodhisattvas and the two Arhats should leave as soon as possible, and the meeting will end!" After the Tathagata finished speaking, he walked away from the spot.

The melon-eating arhats also came in groups of three or four, leaving the main hall.

The four unlucky guys stood in the empty hall with mixed emotions in their hearts.

Especially Jianglong and Fuhu, two big Luo Jinxians, although they have never seen Xie Yun, they have already investigated Xie Yun's glorious deeds clearly.

But the more you know, the more afraid you are.

Master Uncle is extraordinary!

"What is the plan of the three of you to test the scripture learners this time?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asked.

Manjusri Bodhisattva is a stuffy man, he doesn't talk much, just shook his head and said: "Guanyin, I plan for you to decide!"

Before Jianglong and Fuhu could express their opinions, they were stillborn.

"Little uncle's cultivation base is unfathomable, let's forget about the test of force, we are writing this time!"

"Oh, let's hear it!" Manjushri Bodhisattva and Subduing Dragon Fuhu all became interested.

"Master's uncle is extremely talented, and his cultivation has broken through rapidly!"

Manjushri nodded. The breakthrough of Immortal Emperor Bahuang's cultivation was not the speed of gods, but the speed of light. He is a monster!

It took more than a year from Jinxian to Zhunsheng, and it was like stomping the faces of all the monks in the wild on the ground.

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Manjushri's worry, and persuaded him: "Uncle Master's breakthrough is fast, but Dao Xin may not be able to keep up. Let's kill people and punish our hearts!"

"The plan will come out?"

"Women's clothing!"

The faces of Manjushri Bodhisattva and Jianglong Fuhu turned black instantly, you are a daughter, it doesn't matter if you wear women's clothes, we three masters wear women's clothes?

If this matter gets out, do you still have to face it?Can you still live?
"Three, my Buddhist plan is the most important thing. If you want to achieve great things, you must be ruthless!"

"As long as we succeed in seducing my uncle and his three apprentices with our daughters, he will not be worthy of being a Buddhist scripture learner. At that time, we will arrange Jin Chanzi to mount a horse, and the great prosperity of our Buddhism is just around the corner!" Guanyin Bodhisattva is earnestly doing the ideological work of the three of them.

Three days later, a middle-aged woman hurriedly left Daleiyin Temple with three delicate beauties.

Along the way, all the arhats and monks were dumbfounded.

Holy crap, when did four women sneak into Da Leiyin Temple?

Who brought it in?
What about the people in the Discipline Hall?

Don't you care about such violations?
Are there any monk rules?
They scratched their heads and couldn't imagine that the four women would be two Bodhisattvas and two Arhats!
(End of this chapter)