Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 74
It is said that after the four masters and apprentices left the Liusha River, they headed west all the way, swimming all over the green mountains and rivers, and seeing the weeds and flowers.

Although he was on the way to learn scriptures, his life was quite chic and comfortable.

Every night, I can find a place to stay, and every day, the black bear spirit delivers meals. Even small troubles such as monsters and robbers are taken care of by Xie Yun himself.

The Drifting Monk gradually integrated into the quartet of Buddhist scriptures, and he was able to chat with Monkey King and Zhu Bajie even if he had nothing to do.

"Second senior brother, why does our master meet good people every day?" Drifting asked.

This question has become a knot in his heart, and if he doesn't ask clearly, he always feels uneasy.

Monkey King scratched his head, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "Master is handsome!"

"Yes, Second Senior Brother is right!" Zhu Bajie agreed, even Xiao Bailong nodded.

Charm value +999, enough to capture the hearts of most women in the Three Realms.

Xie Yun only needs to move forward, and he can always meet all kinds of encounters made by female monsters. Even in the monster-intensive area, the female monsters will fight, so as to decide who will accost Immortal Emperor Bahuang.

Weird!

I walked for a long time today, all the way with green mountains and green waters, and there are blessed places full of spiritual energy everywhere, but I didn't see any traces of people living there, not even a monster den.

When Xie Yun was feeling weird, he saw a large pine forest in front of him, and there was an old house in the forest, backed by a green hill, with excellent Feng Shui.

Auspicious clouds shrouded the ancient house, indicating that there was a powerful person living there.

Fuck, that mindless fairy is testing Lao Tzu, can he hide the auspicious clouds in the sky?
That's it, even ghosts can't be fooled!
Xie Yun didn't go alone, but turned around and went back to find the three apprentices.

"Master, why are you back?" Sun Wukong was puzzled and asked.

In the past, it was Xie Yun's voice transmission that informed them where they were staying. How could they personally lead the way today?
"As a teacher, I'm not afraid that you won't find your way. I'm so heartbroken for you three evil disciples!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he took out three black clothes and threw them to the three disciples.

He took out a piece of black gauze to cover his face, the Supreme Taoist robe became a black robber's uniform, and a machete weighing more than ten catties was used against his shoulder.

The three apprentices were dumbfounded.

"Why are you standing there? Put on your clothes. There is a rich family in front of you. I will take you to rob today... I will take you to rob the rich and help the poor!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he rode a white dragon horse and went straight to the ancient house in front of him!

The three apprentices looked at each other in blank dismay, none of them could guess what kind of medicine was sold in Xie Yun's gourd, so they could only put on black clothes and chase the master madly with weapons.

In the old house, Guanyin, Manjusri, Jianglong and Fuhu are discussing the details.

"Everyone, follow the plan later, and seduce the Buddhist scriptures or his disciples." Avalokitesvara said: "If they can't stand the temptation, we will show our real bodies and join hands to take them down!"

"Okay, then act according to plan!" Manjushri nodded and agreed.

"Three, remember, your movements must be charming, your voice must be gentle, and you must not reveal your secrets." Guanyin Bodhisattva reminded.

"Mother, I know, it's really annoying!" Jiang Long covered his face with a pink handkerchief, coquettishly.

vomit!
Manjusri and Fuhu were shocked instantly by thunder, it was terrifying, did this evildoer enter the play so soon?

"Very good, just do it like this!" After Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded in approval, his expression changed suddenly, and he said, "Not good, the sutra learner is here. Come in quickly, and I will open the door!"

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Jianglong Fuhu looked at each other, and ran into the back room with lotus steps, all three of them had playful smiles on their faces.

Da da da!Da da da!
The sound of horseshoes stopped, and there was a knock on the door.

As soon as Guanyin Bodhisattva opened the door, he was stupid!

A big knife came head-on and stopped right in front of her.

"Stop, rob!" Xie Yun waved his hand, and the three apprentices rushed out with the banner of the King of Montenegro, waving it non-stop.

"I..." Guanyin Bodhisattva felt pain in his head.

God damn robbery.

Immortal Emperor Bahuang, don't think that if you cover your face with a black cloth, the deity will not be able to recognize who you are!
There is also the Monkey King behind, can you hang the flag without using the golden cudgel as the flagpole?

Can Zhu Bajie take your belly in?

Drifting, stop showing your teeth, that face is already ugly enough!

Why is the script different every time?
In the past, Heaven and Buddhism came to martial arts, now you come to martial arts from Wen, how should this temptation continue?

Look up!

"Mother, what happened?" Jiang Long covered his face with a handkerchief, and when he was the first to come out, he was also dumbfounded.

This is, robbery?
"Oh, mother, I'm so scared!" Jianglong reacted fairly quickly, covered his face immediately, hid behind Guanyin Bodhisattva, and began to cry.

Manjusri and Fu Hu also imitated it.

"Hey, the three chicks look pretty good!" Xie Yun held a big knife and said in a vicious voice, "Our brother just went down the mountain today. This is the first time he's been robbed. It's unlucky for you guys to meet me!"

The Four Saints try Zen mind?
Hmph, Bendi Xin, Sea Needle, let's have fun!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at the three strong men hiding behind him, his liver hurt a little, but he still pretended to be very scared, and cried: "My lords, the little lady came here with her three daughters for the first time, and she has no gold or silver on her body. , and there is no treasure, I am afraid that you have picked the wrong house for robbery!"

"No money?" Xie Yun tore off the black cloth from his face, put the machete on his shoulder, looked up and down a few people, rubbed his chin with his hand to ponder for a long time, and said, "Since you can't rob money, then rob it." color it!"

Guanyin: emmmmm
Manjushri: Why do you suddenly feel something is wrong?

Jianglong and Fuhu were really trembling.

"The four young ladies are quite handsome. This emperor, ah, my lord didn't know who to choose for a good night together. Let me ask you a question. Whoever can answer the four of you will sleep with me tonight! "

"Your Majesty means what you say?" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva rolled his eyes and asked.

"My king always keeps his word!" Xie Yun took a machete and slashed through the gate of the ancient house, threateningly said: "Why, don't you believe me?"

"Your Majesty is brave, girls, hurry up and answer the questions!" Guanyin Bodhisattva turned around and pushed the three people behind him out.

Three people: &%[email protected]*￡...

Xie Yun first stood in front of Manjusri Bodhisattva and said: There is a sun in the sky. "

Manjushri nodded, and just as he was about to say that this question is not difficult, Xie Yun asked again: "How far is the sun from the flood?"

Manjushri was taken aback!
Who measured this distance?

Even if someone is idle, he wouldn't do such a thing!

"Trash, I don't know such a simple question, just stand aside."

Manjushri almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Xie Yun came to Jianglong and asked, "Hey, this little girl's posture is quite enchanting! You are so simple!"

"Thank you, my lord!" Jiang Long finished laughing while covering his face, and stomped his feet shyly.

"There is a moon in the sky, how far is it from here to the moon?"

The handkerchief in Jianglong's hand fell to the ground, almost to death!

I believe you a ghost, this question is simple?
"Trash, also stand on the side!"

Xie Yun came in front of Fu Hu and praised: "Hey, this little lady is quite plump, she has a thick back, and her brain is not working well at first glance, so I can ask you a question."

　Three shifts today!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)