Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 75 cheating marriage?

Fu Hu rolled his eyes, and his mind exploded: Why am I fat?

Fat did you eat your rice?

Why do you say that I am fat and that my brain is not working well? It is too much!
Today, I insist on answering your question, sleeping with you, and disgusting you to death!
"What are the names of the eighteen thousand stars in the sky?"

Fu Hu's face froze, I don't know how to answer this question!
"Trash! Sure enough, all women have long hair and short knowledge!" Xie Yun walked around to Guanyin Bodhisattva, took out a machete, and asked, "You old lady still has the charm, not bad, not bad, looking at this big knife, sincerely say ,Do you love me?"

Guanyin: emmmmm
With the current status of the deity, do you dare to say that you don't love it?

"Your Majesty, you are joking. Our mother and daughter are good family members. If you insist, we will throw ourselves into the well!"

"Bah, you are a good family, aren't our brothers good people?" Xie Yun put the machete on the ground, and said angrily, "I think you are a good old lady. My king doesn't think you have married someone before. My Ming matchmaker is marrying someone You, your three daughters also promise to give me three brothers, let's kiss each other even more!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva rolled up his sleeves and was about to start.

Nima, the deity is an old woman?
Manjushri Bodhisattva and Jianglong Fuhu hurriedly pulled people away, and kept persuading them, saying: "Mother, the king is actually not bad, he is tall and handsome, and we don't mind if you find a stepfather for us, and we are also big and big, it's time to get married." !"

The three of them secretly transmitted voices: "Bodhisattva, calm down, the plan is successful. During the festive night in the cave, we will show our real bodies and teach them a lesson!"

"People who learn from the scriptures have a constant heart. If this scandal spreads, it will be enough for them to be infamous for thousands of years."

Guanyin Bodhisattva patted his chest, took three deep breaths, forced himself to calm down, and said: "It doesn't matter if you are old, but my three daughters are all young girls who have not left the court. The dowry cannot be light!"

"Tell me, my lord is not short of money!" Xie Yun laughed.

"One thousand and one taels of gold, taken from the meaning of choosing one in a thousand miles, a double royal carriage, both of which must be white horses, a mansion with three entry and exit, ten male and female servants each, and some rare gold, silver and jewelry." Guanyin deliberately made things difficult. explain.

The deity doesn't believe it, you carry so many things with you when you go out.

"Maybe it's like this. How about the four of you marrying into my family? The dowry is unnecessary. We are orphans and widows. We can't do without a pillar in our family."

"Hmph, my lord lacks everything, but there is no shortage of gold, silver and treasures. My lord alone paid the dowry for the four of us!" Xie Yun took it for granted, "We are all great masters, how could it be possible? Marriage?"

Whoa whoa whoa!
Xie Yun opened the Qiankun bag, and a pile of jewels poured out. Guanyin Bodhisattva was dumbfounded.

You are a cultivator, don't you think it's an eyesore with so many vulgar things on your body?

"Master, I want to marry Zixia, I don't want to marry this ugly monster!" Sun Wukong pointed to Manjusri Bodhisattva.

Manjusri Bodhisattva: emmmmm
Poor monkey, that is, today's situation is special, otherwise the deity will beat your monkey brain out!
"Master, I haven't recovered from my emotional injury, and I don't want to talk about marriage for the time being!" Zhu Bajie didn't even look at the Dragon Subduing Arhat who kept winking at him.

In the wilderness, such an ancient house appeared out of thin air, and there were four beauties inside. No matter how you look at it, you feel that something is wrong.

It's either a monster, or a trap from heaven or Buddhism, so be careful.

"Then as a teacher, I'll do what I can, and take all four of them..." Xie Yun didn't finish his words.

"Master, I have been single for many years, and I want to get married!" Drifting said with a blushing face.

"Okay, today we are very happy, I will let you have that strong girl as your teacher!" Xie Yun laughed loudly and said, "You three mothers should not mind serving a husband together, and marry me, right?"

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva and Arhat Subduing Dragon looked at each other, their joy couldn't help but flow out.

Originally, I was worried that one person would not be able to defeat the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, but now three against one, the winning chance is in my hands!

Fu Hu looked at the affectionate Drifting Man, and wanted to hit someone very much!

"My lord, the three of us don't mind!" Guanyin said with a smile.

"What do you call me? It's time to change my address!" Xie Yun pretended to be displeased.

"Husband!"

"Hey, my husband has something good here, you all come and try it!" Xie Yun took out the limited edition perfume of Xianfang, pretending to be profound and asked: "Haven't you seen it?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head, and Manjusri Bodhisattva had never seen Jianglong Fuhu.

Noisy!
Xie Yun sprayed on the four of them, and a faint fragrance spread in the air.

Ding!Avalokitesvara Charm +200
Ding!Manjushri temporarily changes aesthetics

Ding!Arhats Subduing the Dragon Temporarily Changes the Aesthetics

Ding!Crouching Tiger Arhat temporarily changes aesthetics

(Duration, four hours, countdown: three hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds)
Xie Yun suddenly felt that Guanyin Bodhisattva was much more beautiful.

Manjusri Bodhisattva and Jianglong Fuhu looked at the four masters and disciples, and suddenly felt that they had found their destination in life, and they thought at the same time that it is actually very good to marry like this, and they can live a peaceful and stable life.

"There's no matchmaker here, so it's not necessary to pray to heaven and earth, let's go directly to the bridal chamber!" Xie Yun said directly, putting his arms around Guanyin Bodhisattva's waist.

Guanyin Bodhisattva froze all over, and it took a long time to react, and said with a forced smile: "I listen to my husband!"

"Hahahaha, Wukong, Bajie, you two are keeping vigil today, I and the Drifting bridal chamber are filled with flowers and candles, a beautiful morning!"

Xie Yun followed Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Subduing Dragon Arhat into a big room, while Fuhu Arhat led Sand Monk into a small boudoir.

Monkey King and Zhu Bajie stood in the courtyard, looking at each other.

It took a long time for the two of them to discuss: "Second senior brother, are those four monsters or gods? Don't you have sharp eyes? Didn't you take a look?"

"Does my old grandson dare to look at Master's affairs?"

"Then the master won't suffer, right?"

"Is our master a disadvantaged person?"

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie glanced at the room at the same time, cursing secretly in their hearts, eating salty radishes and worrying about nothing, why worry about master?

In the big room, Manjushri Bodhisattva and Subduing Dragon Arhat stuck to Xie Yun's body with one heart.

"Both of you, be more reserved, let me talk to your mother." Xie Yun took out the fairy rope and tied the two of them to the head of the bed.

"Hey, so you like this tune?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said resentfully.

"My lord is a decent person, don't talk nonsense!" Xie Yun lay down on the big bed, patted the empty space beside him, and said, "Lady, come up, I will teach you foreign languages ​​for my husband!"

"Hmph! Immortal Emperor, who do you think this deity is?" Guanyin Bodhisattva snorted coldly and transformed into his real body.

"System, I report that Guanyin Bodhisattva is greedy for money and cheating on marriage!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with four advanced immobilization cards."

Advanced Immobilization Card: It is only effective when used against the target of the holy one.

"Emperor Immortal, as a sutra learner, you have a constant heart, and you still beat him up. This deity must report this matter to the sage, and choose another sutra learner!"

"Sister Guanyin, how can you spout blood? Did I pray to you?" Xie Yun sat up from the bed, the rascal said.

Guanyin Bodhisattva vomited blood: "You!"

　There are two updates, there is one more chapter today, and I have to code it out if I stay up late!
　　
　
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