Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 76

"Sister Guanyin, do you think the perfume I just sprayed on you smells good?"

"It's not bad, it tastes good." Guanyin Bodhisattva regretted it after saying this.

Bastard, is it about perfume now?
What we are talking about now is whether you have the qualifications to become a Buddhist scripture learner!

"Emperor Immortal, please keep a distance from this deity, and don't change the subject. Since you want to marry your wife, then give up your qualifications as a sutra learner!"

"Who wants to marry his wife?" Xie Yun asked with staring eyes.

"You just gave the betrothal gift!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said, pointing to the gold and silver treasures outside the courtyard.

"That's taking concubines, Bodhisattva, red mouth and white teeth, don't wrong a good man." Xie Yun pointed to Manjusri Bodhisattva and Subduing Dragon Arhat and said, "The three of you are my concubines."

"You...!" Guanyin Bodhisattva once again felt that he was about to explode.

"Hey, everyone has something to say. Many things need to be explained by mouth, whether they can be solved by hands."

"Do you have a marriage certificate?"

"Have you!"

"Have we worshiped heaven and earth?"

"nor."

"There isn't even a single red candle in this room, Sister Guanyin, how dare you call this a marriage?"

"Of course, the emperor is suave and handsome. You have been secretly in love with me for a long time, which is understandable. Just say this clearly. I can take the dowry to Mount Putuo to propose marriage. How about you become a middle-aged aunt who seduces you?" Me?" At this moment, Zhuge Liang was possessed by Xie Yun, and his talk skills were full, and he talked for half an hour.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes were blackened by anger. Among all the great powers in the prehistoric world, only the Immortal Emperor Bahuang could speak out with confidence.

The most irritating thing is that everything he said can be found with a basis, and it is not easy to refute it.

"Who seduced you?"

"You came here from Daleiyin Temple all the way, and the three of you, mother and daughter, serve your husband together. Isn't that seduction or something?"

"The wedding night in the bridal chamber has not yet passed, and after accepting the dowry, Bodhisattva, do you want to turn your face and deny anyone?"

"I feel that from now on, I will really recognize you as a person!" Xie Yun's face was filled with indignation.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was completely speechless.

A shameless person is simply a disgrace to the world of cultivating immortals. How can you be so kind when you are a shameless person?
The two quarreled for a full four hours as they spoke to each other.

After the expiration of the limited edition perfume of Xianfang, the three people's aesthetics returned to normal.

Manjushri Bodhisattva and Subduing Dragon Arhat, who had been tied to the head of the bed, woke up and struggled to break free from the fairy rope.

The two looked at each other with a sneer on their faces.

"Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor, look who I am!" Manjusri Bodhisattva sneered, and his figure flickered, transforming into a prototype.

"Husband, is this concubine beautiful?" Jianglong Arhat also turned into a prototype, but he still covered his face with a handkerchief and asked.

"Ouch!" Xie Yun was really disgusted. He looked at the two of them calmly and said, "You..."

"Hahaha, you didn't expect this deity to come down to test you in person, did you?" Manjushri laughed and said, "This time you..."

"This time, I never expected that Manjusri, one of the four great Buddhist Bodhisattvas, would actually have a fetish for women!" Xie Yun said in shock, snatching Manjusri's words.

"Me! Poof!"

Manjushri stared, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out on the spot.

Luohan Jianglong also petrified, and the handkerchief fell to the ground on the spot.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was also taken aback, thinking something was wrong in his heart.

This is lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot!
If the news about women's clothing spreads, Manjushri and Subduing Dragon Arhat will lose face.

Now Lingji Bodhisattva has allowed the yellow wind monster to spread dung in the three worlds, which has already made Buddhism a laughing stock. If the women's clothing incident spreads again today, Buddhist monks will probably feel embarrassed to go out.

The brain circuit of this Eight Desolate Immortal Emperor is so fresh and refined, it is simply poisonous!
This deity is here to test you, how did you get yourself into it?
How to break this game?
"Emperor Immortal, listen to the deity's explanation, we wear women's clothing to test you!" Manjusri Bodhisattva explained dryly.

"You're a womanizer!"

"This deity is here to test you!"

"You're a womanizer!"

"Stop messing around!"

"You're a womanizer!"

"Can you change a word?"

"You're a womanizer!"

puff!
Manjusri Bodhisattva felt that he was about to be angered and hurt internally.

What a big deal!

A few days ago, he was laughing at Lingji for splashing an unknown liquid all over his body, but now his fetishism seems to be more terrifying than that!
Manjusri Bodhisattva and Jianglong Arhat looked at each other, and said at the same time, "Why don't you just beat him to death?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva listened with black lines on his face.

Are these two crazy?

Regardless of Xie Yunxian's identities as the inspector of the Heavenly Dao and the Immortal Emperor Bahuang, he is a disciple of the Dao ancestor, who would dare to take action against him?

And are you sure you can beat it?
"System, I report that Manjushri wears women's clothing, which is indecent!"

"Ding, the reporting system is in the process of verification, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with twenty chaotic energy."

"System, I report that Jianglong Arhat wears women's clothing, which is indecent!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with fifteen chaotic energy."

"System, I report Fuhu Arhat for wearing women's clothing, which is indecent!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with fifteen chaotic energy."

"Amitabha, both of you, let's go first and capture him alive." Manjusri put his hands together and proposed.

"Okay!" Dragon Subduing Arhat nodded in agreement.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw that there was no other way, so he could only sacrifice the magic weapon.

"Since we can't hurt his life, we should capture him alive and wash away his memory. What happened today must not be passed on!" Manjushri Bodhisattva sacrificed a purple gold demon pestle.

"Yes, before sealing his memory, force him to put on women's clothes, and everyone will leave each other's handles, so it's safe!" Jiang Long suggested.

"No, after being captured alive, I'll give you a good beating first, my liver hurts from his anger today!" Guanyin Bodhisattva was also angry.

After the two quasi-sages and a Da Luo Jinxian sealed the house, they had a lively discussion.

Xie Yun sat on a chair, sipped tea, tapped Erlang's legs, acting like a crowd, as if what happened had nothing to do with him.

"Hey, three, can you consider how this emperor feels?" Xie Yun took out four high-level immobilization cards and asked.

"The fighting power of this deity is not weaker than yours, let alone three against one?" Manjushri said with confidence.

He had been promoted to quasi-sage during the Lich War, and now he has devoted himself to practice for many years, his magic power is unpredictable, and he is proficient in the laws of the fire system. In theory, capturing Xie Yun alive is a piece of cake.

"Huh? One hit three, and the emperor will let you have one hand and two feet!" Xie Yun said lightly.

"Arrogance!" Manjusri Bodhisattva yelled loudly, raising the purple gold subduing magic pestle and was about to pounce on him.

Body card!
Xie Yun took out the immobilization card he had prepared long ago, and flicked it casually, ready to hit the three of them.

Manjusri Bodhisattva was stunned. To be able to stabilize himself, he needed at least the cultivation of the sub-sage and two corpses, and he also had to master the law of stillness to an extremely deep level.

hiss!
Thinking about it carefully, this Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolation has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, but he is actually a veteran sub-sage!
(End of this chapter)