Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 77

What can I do if I am locked up?
People are knives, I am fish.

Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.

Life is full of ups and downs...

has been falling into the endless abyss.

Manjusri Bodhisattva's mood was quite complicated. He co-authored the performance for a long time, and he was watching a monkey show, which was too embarrassing.

"Immortal Emperor, we are standing behind Buddhism, let go of this deity, or the Buddha will not let you go!"

Luohan Jianglong's face turned green when he was listening.

Buddha?

Does the Buddha have a deterrent effect on the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor?

Don't say that the Buddha is not here today, even if the Buddha is here, he should respectfully call him uncle!
"System, after I reported Manjusri Bodhisattva's assassination, he threatened me!"

"Ding, the reporting system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with a pain amplification card!"

Pain Amplification Card: After use, it can increase the target's pain ten thousand times, and it is a good tool for torture.

"Are you dissatisfied with this emperor?" Xie Yun sat on the chair, knocked on the table with his hands, and asked calmly.

"Not convinced!" Manjusri Bodhisattva said angrily.

"Well, I know your attitude." Xie Yun turned his head, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked, "Sister Guanyin, how about you?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva recalled the past, Jinghe Dragon King, Tiger Demon, Sun Wukong, Black Bear Spirit, Zhu Bajie, Yellow Wind Monster, Drifting Monk, these people have summed up a truth with blood and tears, don't fight against the Eight Desolation Immortal Emperor.

The best choice now is to admit cowardly!
"Convinced!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said calmly.

The Dragon Subduing Arhat next to him was so shocked that he almost split his fork, what the hell, Bodhisattva, you have changed!
Xie Yun sacrificed the measuring ruler and watched Jianglong look up and down. Before he could ask, he heard a continuous sound of flattery.

"The name of the Immortal Emperor, I have heard about it for a long time. I saw it today. I am lucky. The ancestral grave is full of smoke. Congratulations, the one I admire most in my life is the Immortal Emperor."

"The little one has heard of a doggerel as early as in the world, the Immortal Emperor of the Eight Desolations, Wencheng Wude. For thousands of years, he will unify the Three Realms. Eight Desolations and Six Unites, the world is invincible!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Manjusri Bodhisattva were also shocked. I have heard that Jianglong Arhats often travel in the world of mortals to practice their hearts. I don’t know how much this guy has practiced, but his thick skin has been cultivated.

"Qianlong, you have a good vision. This emperor appreciates you very much. If you can't get along with Buddhism in the future, you can come to this emperor." Xie Yun said very satisfied.

"Traitor, I am ashamed to be with you."

"Emperor Immortal, I advise you to let me go, and we can meet each other in the future." Manjushri roared angrily.

Ok?
Xie Yun stopped knocking on the table, and began to look sideways at Manjushri Bodhisattva.

"What are you doing?"

"This emperor thinks you are too noisy, so he decided to sacrifice himself to save everyone, and stuff your mouth with a stinky sock!" Xie Yun took off his socks, took a look, and suddenly couldn't bear it.

Anyway, it is also part of the innate magic weapon. If it blocks the mouth of Manjushri Bodhisattva, how will you wear it in the future?
Too bad.

Click!

The space channel of Feng Ling's small world opened, and the black bear came out with the food box, took a look, shook his head, and walked back.

The owner is also true, the marriage is not notified in advance, and the wedding banquet is not prepared much.

"Stupid man, why are you going back? Take off your shoes!" Xie Yun stopped Xiong Da and said, "Gag this guy with your socks."

"Ah?" The black bear exclaimed in surprise, "Master, I haven't washed my feet for three days, and my stinky socks smell bad!"

"Youwei just blocked his stinky mouth!

After a while, a scream broke through the barrier and spread outside.

"Ouch!" The black bear was so powerful that he stuffed the whole stinky sock into the mouth of Manjusri Bodhisattva without any discount.

Pain magnification card, use it.

Measuring ruler, bang!
"Well!"

"Are you satisfied?"

"Well!"

"Yo, quite resistant?"

boom! boom! boom!
"No! No! No!"

"You're a tough guy, and this emperor likes you!"

……

Tears flowed from the corners of Manjusri Bodhisattva's eyes.

This is a bastard, just ask the deity if he accepts it?
Take the stinky sock out of my mouth anyway!
hiss!
It hurts, why does it hurt so much?
Can this deity, who is a majestic sub-sage, not be able to withstand a severe beating?

Wangtian, I really can't bear it anymore!
In the yard, Monkey King and Zhu Bajie looked at each other and sighed: "Hey, isn't it good to be alive? Why are you here to find fault with our master?"

"There are too many people who don't believe in evil in this world." Zhu Bajie replied.

If you don't die, you won't die. If you suffer twice more, they will always understand.

An hour later, the door of the room opened, and Xie Yun came out exercising.

Manjusri Bodhisattva in the room had a bruised nose and swollen face, his face was covered with tears and snot, and he looked extremely miserable.

"Master, why did you come out so soon during the wedding night?" Sun Wukong winked and asked maliciously.

boom!
Xie Yun kicked the traitor away, and asked Zhu Bajie, "Where is Drifting Monk?"

"Fourth Junior Brother's combat power is relatively long-lasting, and the movement in his house is bigger than yours, and it is still going on." Zhu Bajie replied.

"Let's go, master and apprentice are going to make trouble in the bridal chamber." Xie Yun looked at the trembling boudoir and smiled unkindly.

No matter how bad the Fuhu Arhat is, he is still a Daluo Jinxian. Drifting Monk's realm has fallen to the Jinxian now, and I am afraid that he will become a minor.

During the validity period of Xianfang's limited edition perfume, Fuhu Luohan will cooperate with Drifting Monk a little bit. Once the validity period expires, the plot will be reversed.

After the master and apprentice went up to the second floor, Xie Yun kicked open the door, and the barrier in the room was also smashed.

boom!
The scenery in the room is infinite, even a little hot on the eyes.

Both Fu Hu and Drifting were shirtless, fighting hand to hand with their fists.

The most wonderful thing is that Drifting still has a lot of lipstick marks on his face that he hasn't had time to wipe off.

"Master, you have to make the decision for me!" Drifting looked confused.

Just now, I was with him in bed with the person next to him, but in the blink of an eye, the person next to him turned into a fat man, and he would hit him without saying a word.

injustice!
"Ba Huang, you bastard, how dare you tease me!" Fu Hu lost his mind angrily.

Ever since he was sprayed with that damn perfume, he actually had sex with Drifting Monk.

"System, I will report Fuhu Arhat for insulting me!"

"Ding, the report system is checking, congratulations to the host for successfully reporting, and rewarding the host with ten Chaos Qi."

"Look at the fight!"

Fixed body card, fixed!
"Master is mighty!" Seeing this scene, Zhu Bajie flattered him quite a bit.

"Pick him up and follow him as a teacher!" After Xie Yun finished speaking, he returned to the big room.

hiss!
After the three apprentices entered the door, they were all shocked. They are all famous figures in Buddhism.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, Subduing Dragon Arhat plus the Tiger Arhat who just brought in.

It is normal for these four people to appear at the same time, but it is not normal for all four of them to be dressed in women's clothing.

Immediately, Sun Wukong's mind was full of thoughts, they are all here to seduce the master?

Has the master's charm gone both men and women?

terror!
Sun Wukong dismissed Xie Yun, and quietly moved back two steps to ensure his own safety.

boom!
Monkey King flew out directly.

"Pohou, don't be so rich in emotional drama, don't be so insignificant in psychology, these people are here to make trouble for the teacher!"

　PS: Thank you for my idol who is the elder brother. If you disagree with each other, you will start to talk about it. Five stars are short of money. Pippi shrimp with dreams, who spend money and heartfelt rewards.

　　
　
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