Report at the beginning of Journey to the West

Chapter 78
"This emperor is merciful. As long as you take out enough magic weapons or spiritual objects, your crimes will be forgiven." Xie Yun's face was full of compassion.

He almost shouted the famous robbery saying "Hand over the ransom and spare you not to die."

"Impossible, Bahuang, your despicable face, I must expose it to all living beings in the prehistoric three realms, and your reputation will be ruined!" Manjusri Bodhisattva said angrily.

Due to the fall of the demon ancestor Rahu in the west, the entire west was short of aura and there were very few treasures.

When Western monks traveled abroad, they were envious when they saw the magic weapon, and they also developed a mantra: This thing is destined for poor monks.

Over time, Buddhists have become a Pixiu character, only in and out.

"I understand your opinion, how about the three of you?" Xie Yun turned to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva and Subduing Dragon and Fuhu.

"This deity's innate nectar was used up the day before yesterday, and this mutton fat jade bottle is useless, so I gave it to the Immortal Emperor!"

"Sister Guanyin, give me the jade bottle, and the willow branches in it!" Xie Yun said brazenly.

"You!" Guanyin Bodhisattva felt that he was going to vent his internal injuries.

The suet jade bottle is an innate magic weapon, and the willow branches inside are not simple. It is said that it is related to innate gods and demons, so just give it away like this?
"Sister Guanyin, this emperor is a gentleman, and he can control himself in the face of women, but you are going to be locked here, and let the little monsters passing by who don't have long eyes be frivolous. This matter is just..." Xie Yun shook his head and sighed. , as if tragedy had happened.

asshole!

"If you want to rob, just say it, this deity is also a person who has seen the world!" Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily: "I want willow branches for you!"

After Xie Yun accepted the mutton fat jade bottle, he unlocked the body-holding technique of Guanyin Bodhisattva.

He personally sent it out, waved goodbye and said: "Sister Guanyin, we will have a meeting later, next time your Qianyun Jian I think it is destined for me!"

The distant figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva trembled for a moment, accelerated the flying speed, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Immortal Emperor, when I visited Guixu last time, I came across a batch of red lotus grass. Look at it?" Jianglong Luohan said.

Red lotus grass is an extremely rare acquired spiritual grass in the prehistoric times. Its flowers are similar to red lotus, so it is named after it. It is the best choice to reconcile the properties of other elixir.

"Very good, let's go!" Xie Yun accepted the red lotus grass and unlocked the dragon subduing technique.

After Fu Hu was extremely heartbroken and took out the Black Soul Stone, he also left.

Manjusri Bodhisattva is a little panicked now, but he is still holding on.

He really didn't believe that Xie Yun had the guts to tear himself apart from Buddhism and kill a bodhisattva.

"Hey, Wukong, have you seen it? Nowadays, there are very few people who are as upright and upright as Manjusri Bodhisattva. It is this kind of person that I admire most as a teacher."

"For this kind of person, severe torture is useless. This is a mirage. You can record a picture of the current Manjushri Bodhisattva." Xie Yun took out a large cart, loaded with a thousand pieces of mirage.

Mirage is a specialty of the West Sea. Although it is precious, it is not uncommon. It can only be used to record real videos, and there is no possibility of falsification.

It is usually used by some otaku monks to secretly film the private life of female monks.

It is said that the famous female monks in the Three Realms have all been photographed secretly, and they are worth a lot of money.

"Master, you said we should make a video of Manjusri Bodhisattva's women's clothing?" Monkey King was dumbfounded.

"Of course, just taking photos of Manjusri Bodhisattva must be monotonous. Xiong Da, please cooperate with Bodhisattva." Xie Yun tilted his head and said badly.

Even if there are 1 black bear spirits who are not happy, they will cooperate obediently under the teaching of the ruler.

"Yes, put on the groom's attire, put your head on the Bodhisattva's shoulder, smile, and be loving."

"Very good, turn the Bodhisattva around in a princess hug!"

"By the way, which one of you has a small leather whip? Let Xiong Da use it."

……

Master, you must have a bottom line in life, you are too shameless for doing this!
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Drifting stared dumbfounded, so mirage can still play like this?

I have gained a lot of experience, and although it contradicts common sense, it looks really exciting.

After the thousands of mirages were recorded, Xiong Da was ashamed, and ran back to Fengling's small world with the food box.

"You three rebels come here, and I ask you something as a teacher. Manjusri Bodhisattva is upright, so he has many enemies?"

"Well, Manjusri Bodhisattva has offended many people from the Shura clan, the demon clan, and Qingqiu all these years. Master, what do you want to do?" Monkey King said fearfully.

"Master, I want to call all these people here and hold an auction. Do you think someone will buy these mirages at a high price?" Xie Ren said, weighing the mirages in his hand.

What?
Master, you are ruthless!
The video of Manjusri wearing women's clothing and loving Xiong Daxiu will probably be more popular than the video of Chang'e taking a bath.

After Xie Yun got the list, he took out a stack of tracing paper cranes and wrote on it:
Manjushri Bodhisattva has been single for many years, but he actually wears women's clothing and gets married in a high-profile manner!
Fellow Taoists, if you have time, you can come to Liguan. There will also be a rare out-of-print mirage video auction on site. Don't miss it when you pass by!
Location XXXXX
After a total of [-] missing person paper cranes were thrown out, Manjusri Bodhisattva was furious and completely panicked!
"Emperor Immortal, stay a line in life, so we can meet each other in the future."

"Whoever is with you in the future, today the emperor will eat you, and it will not work for anyone!" Xie Yun looked at the mirage in his hand, as if seeing a golden mountain.

"Immortal Emperor, I have a batch of Nether Flowers in my hands, which are produced in the Nine Nether Lands."

"Not interested in!"

"Immortal Emperor, this deity's unique wisdom sword can cut off love."

"Not interested in!"

"Immortal Emperor, this demon-subduing pestle of this deity is an innate magic weapon."

"Not interested in!"

……

Xie Yun sat on the chair, watching Manjushri gradually increase the price very calmly.

Outside the old house, Monkey King is leading Zhu Bajie to stop people.

After a while, hundreds of powerful people above the Golden Immortal stage gathered at the door, most of whom came masked.

"Great Sage, Manjusri Bodhisattva is really wearing women's clothes inside?" A Shura clansman in a black cloak asked with a high-pitched voice.

"Of course, Manjusri Bodhisattva seduced my master. After my master saw through it, he stayed in the house. My master has recorded a large number of mirage videos. After the two of them talk about it, we will auction it off for everyone!"

"The quantity is not much, only 1000 yuan, the highest price wins!" Zhu Bajie started to advertise now.

The master said that the proceeds from the auction will be divided into [-]-[-]% of the account, and those who see it will get a share, and each apprentice will get one-tenth of it.

This batch of mirages can definitely be sold for an astronomical sum, even a tenth of it is enough to make a fortune.

"Hahaha, the old man brought [-] spirit stones today. Fellow Daoists, please be merciful and let me have one!" the monk of the Shura tribe laughed loudly on the spot.

"Bah, you just want to buy 5 yuan of spiritual stones? I brought 50 spiritual stones today, and I only want one piece, and then I invite my friends to watch, so as to vent my hatred of Manjusri for stealing my magic weapon!"

"The old man has brought a plant of Houtian treasure medicine, and I am determined to get the mirage!"

……

The crowd at the gate of the ancient house was fierce, and Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie could hardly hold back the scene.

Manjusri Bodhisattva heard the noise, and his face gradually turned pale. If the mirage of women's clothing spread, he would be worse than Lingji, and he would never be able to hold his head up as a human being!

Look at the sky, what a poisonous scheme!

(End of this chapter)