The super soldier king of the stunning president
Chapter 623 Curve to save the country
Chapter 623 Curve to save the country (1 chapter)
"Humph!"
Hu Lijing snorted, and turned her head aside pretending not to know.
Wu Di originally thought that she would run away in anger, but he didn't expect her to do so. He just wanted to laugh and bowed his body slightly.
"What are you laughing laughing?"
When Hu Lijing saw Wu Di's smile, she immediately felt a gloomy feeling, and couldn't help but glared at him fiercely, and reprimanded him angrily with her lips.
When Wu Di heard that Hu Lijing was threatening him, he immediately felt that she was even cuter.
Wu Di raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a charming yet wicked expression.
"why are you laughing?"
Hu Lijing got angry, stared fiercely at Wu Di and said with her lips.
"No, I think sister Jing is very cute!" Wu Di also replied with lip language.
Lip language was one of the skills he had to master in the wolf battle, and it was also a skill that the mercenary world had to master.
"Hmph, do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" Hu Lijing responded in disbelief.
"No, the reason why I make mistakes is entirely because of your charm and beauty, Miss Jing!"
Wu Di smiled badly, and then praised Hu Lijing for a while: "If you run around in open crotch pants with a runny nose like Ruhua and Cuihua, do you think I can make mistakes? Even if you give me 500 million yuan, I can't ignore it." It's only your own senses that make mistakes!"
"Hmph!" Hu Lijing raised her small cherry mouth to make an angry look, and turned her eyes to the bottom of the car.
Wu Di knew that Hu Lijing should calm down, but she was just pretending to be angry because of her feelings.
Girls, who doesn't like to hear others praise themselves for being beautiful?Attractive?
Wu Di's EQ is very low. This is what he learned from a certain theology on the Internet. Once a girl is angry, even if she is a fairy, you only need to praise her for her beauty and she will calm down.
"Sister Jing, can I ask you a question?"
Wu Di knew that Hu Lijing wasn't very angry anymore, so he immediately found a topic while the iron was hot.
"what do you wish to ask?"
Hu Lijing blinked her eyes, and asked Wu Di again with her doubts on her face.
"Uh... uh, you are so beautiful, there must be many boys chasing you?" Wu Di didn't know what to ask, so he asked a very lame question.
He just wants to find a topic to communicate forever, so that Hu Lijing will not be angry, and his brother who "made a mistake" can also correct his evil and return to the right.
"idiot!"
Hu Lijing gave Wu Di a blank look, and said nothing, but the meaning was very obvious.
"Hehehe——" Wu Di made a smirk, and continued to laugh at himself with his lips: "See how unnutritious it is for me to ask this topic? Is a charming woman like Sister Jing afraid that no man will chase her? I I should ask how many times the man who chases Sister Jing can circle the capital, or whether the flowers received during festivals and festivals are enough to open hundreds of flower shops?"
"idiot!"
Hu Lijing gave Wu Di a blank look again, and cursed angrily: "Slick tongue, it seems that countless girls have fallen for you?"
"Hey--" Wu Di smirked again, and asked with his lips: "Didn't you laugh at my original product before? Now that you say me like that, don't you slap yourself in the face?"
"idiot!"
Hu Lijing gave Wu Di another supercilious look, and then turned her head away.
"Uh--"
Wu Di finally knew where he was wrong. He shouldn't be serious with girls when they are angry.
The online hot girl god said that once a girl is angry, she is eligible to win the global debate championship.
The moon in the sky is round, but she said it was square when she was angry, if you dare to correct it, you will die!
If you can't die, then wait for being single, one slow motion with your left hand and right hand for the rest of your life, and a slow motion replay with your right hand and left hand!
Anyone who is a master in love and has a low EQ will not make such a low-level mistake.
But Wu Di, a person with low EQ, committed the crime!
Now he really hates his own shortcoming of low EQ!
Originally, Hu Lijing was almost coaxed, but with just one sentence, it was a dead end!
"Damn, how can I be so stupid?"
Wu Di wanted to slap himself a few times now, and secretly sighed that his grandmother was so stupid.
Fortunately, he is a capable person, otherwise he would really be a bachelor in this life!
……
"That...that sister Jing, the hairpin you are wearing today is really pretty!"
Wu Di remembered the strategy of saving the country with curves mentioned by the internet pickup artist, so he used it.
The master said that when a girl is angry, besides praising her for being beautiful, she can also praise the clothes she wears for their good-looking, fashionable, avant-garde styles, and even the lowest material is very good.
In addition to clothes, the bags, shoes, necklaces, pendants, earrings, and hairpins on girls can also be praised.
Girls love beauty, and all the decorations on her body are used to embellish her own beauty.
In order to bring out the beauty of the small earrings and hairpins to the greatest extent, they even spent ten and a half months tossing and turning in various shopping malls and shopping websites.
If boys can praise their beautiful clothes and other decorations, it is a kind of recognition of girls' eyesight, and they will be happy to hear it, "Is it true? At that time, I thought blue was beautiful, but later I bought gray... ...There was a better looking one, but I was afraid it would be too conspicuous..."
At this time, as long as the boys continue to chat on the topic, follow the girl's meaning as much as possible, and keep praising the girl's good vision when they don't understand, then they will complete the curve to save the country, and completely draw the girl's attention from the angry end to the another side.
Of course, if you successfully lure the past and then come back and ask the girl angry about the topic before, can you forgive me, you are a fool!
……
"I'm not wearing a hair pin today."
Just when Wu Di was planning to use curves to save the country, Hu Lijing killed all his small thoughts in the cradle with one sentence.
"Uh--"
Wu Di's face was full of black lines, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say!
The moment Hu Lijing ignored him just now, Wu Di felt that he had no idea what to do.
Suddenly he thought that the curve to save the country mentioned by the online hot girl god was used like a conditioned reflex. Has anyone carefully observed whether Hu Lijing wears hairpins or jewelry?
It's embarrassing for Wu Di to use up such a brilliant trick to coax younger sisters so carelessly!
Really!
Wu Di wished he could find a piece of land to drill into, and then slap himself a few times, scolding himself for being such a pig and so careless?
If you have a long-term mind, is it necessary to do this?
What a misfortune is a hatred of the ages!
……
"Why don't you boast?"
When Hu Lijing saw Wu Di's embarrassment covered in black lines, she immediately showed a playful smile and asked with her lips.
"That, that..." Wu Di was at a loss for words for a moment, and didn't know how to respond at all.
The master of online dating has only talked about the various steps to save the country by curves, but has not taught how to save the country once the rescue fails, or if you misidentify the wrong item under tension, how to save the situation?
(End of this chapter)
"Humph!"
Hu Lijing snorted, and turned her head aside pretending not to know.
Wu Di originally thought that she would run away in anger, but he didn't expect her to do so. He just wanted to laugh and bowed his body slightly.
"What are you laughing laughing?"
When Hu Lijing saw Wu Di's smile, she immediately felt a gloomy feeling, and couldn't help but glared at him fiercely, and reprimanded him angrily with her lips.
When Wu Di heard that Hu Lijing was threatening him, he immediately felt that she was even cuter.
Wu Di raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a charming yet wicked expression.
"why are you laughing?"
Hu Lijing got angry, stared fiercely at Wu Di and said with her lips.
"No, I think sister Jing is very cute!" Wu Di also replied with lip language.
Lip language was one of the skills he had to master in the wolf battle, and it was also a skill that the mercenary world had to master.
"Hmph, do you think I'm a three-year-old child?" Hu Lijing responded in disbelief.
"No, the reason why I make mistakes is entirely because of your charm and beauty, Miss Jing!"
Wu Di smiled badly, and then praised Hu Lijing for a while: "If you run around in open crotch pants with a runny nose like Ruhua and Cuihua, do you think I can make mistakes? Even if you give me 500 million yuan, I can't ignore it." It's only your own senses that make mistakes!"
"Hmph!" Hu Lijing raised her small cherry mouth to make an angry look, and turned her eyes to the bottom of the car.
Wu Di knew that Hu Lijing should calm down, but she was just pretending to be angry because of her feelings.
Girls, who doesn't like to hear others praise themselves for being beautiful?Attractive?
Wu Di's EQ is very low. This is what he learned from a certain theology on the Internet. Once a girl is angry, even if she is a fairy, you only need to praise her for her beauty and she will calm down.
"Sister Jing, can I ask you a question?"
Wu Di knew that Hu Lijing wasn't very angry anymore, so he immediately found a topic while the iron was hot.
"what do you wish to ask?"
Hu Lijing blinked her eyes, and asked Wu Di again with her doubts on her face.
"Uh... uh, you are so beautiful, there must be many boys chasing you?" Wu Di didn't know what to ask, so he asked a very lame question.
He just wants to find a topic to communicate forever, so that Hu Lijing will not be angry, and his brother who "made a mistake" can also correct his evil and return to the right.
"idiot!"
Hu Lijing gave Wu Di a blank look, and said nothing, but the meaning was very obvious.
"Hehehe——" Wu Di made a smirk, and continued to laugh at himself with his lips: "See how unnutritious it is for me to ask this topic? Is a charming woman like Sister Jing afraid that no man will chase her? I I should ask how many times the man who chases Sister Jing can circle the capital, or whether the flowers received during festivals and festivals are enough to open hundreds of flower shops?"
"idiot!"
Hu Lijing gave Wu Di a blank look again, and cursed angrily: "Slick tongue, it seems that countless girls have fallen for you?"
"Hey--" Wu Di smirked again, and asked with his lips: "Didn't you laugh at my original product before? Now that you say me like that, don't you slap yourself in the face?"
"idiot!"
Hu Lijing gave Wu Di another supercilious look, and then turned her head away.
"Uh--"
Wu Di finally knew where he was wrong. He shouldn't be serious with girls when they are angry.
The online hot girl god said that once a girl is angry, she is eligible to win the global debate championship.
The moon in the sky is round, but she said it was square when she was angry, if you dare to correct it, you will die!
If you can't die, then wait for being single, one slow motion with your left hand and right hand for the rest of your life, and a slow motion replay with your right hand and left hand!
Anyone who is a master in love and has a low EQ will not make such a low-level mistake.
But Wu Di, a person with low EQ, committed the crime!
Now he really hates his own shortcoming of low EQ!
Originally, Hu Lijing was almost coaxed, but with just one sentence, it was a dead end!
"Damn, how can I be so stupid?"
Wu Di wanted to slap himself a few times now, and secretly sighed that his grandmother was so stupid.
Fortunately, he is a capable person, otherwise he would really be a bachelor in this life!
……
"That...that sister Jing, the hairpin you are wearing today is really pretty!"
Wu Di remembered the strategy of saving the country with curves mentioned by the internet pickup artist, so he used it.
The master said that when a girl is angry, besides praising her for being beautiful, she can also praise the clothes she wears for their good-looking, fashionable, avant-garde styles, and even the lowest material is very good.
In addition to clothes, the bags, shoes, necklaces, pendants, earrings, and hairpins on girls can also be praised.
Girls love beauty, and all the decorations on her body are used to embellish her own beauty.
In order to bring out the beauty of the small earrings and hairpins to the greatest extent, they even spent ten and a half months tossing and turning in various shopping malls and shopping websites.
If boys can praise their beautiful clothes and other decorations, it is a kind of recognition of girls' eyesight, and they will be happy to hear it, "Is it true? At that time, I thought blue was beautiful, but later I bought gray... ...There was a better looking one, but I was afraid it would be too conspicuous..."
At this time, as long as the boys continue to chat on the topic, follow the girl's meaning as much as possible, and keep praising the girl's good vision when they don't understand, then they will complete the curve to save the country, and completely draw the girl's attention from the angry end to the another side.
Of course, if you successfully lure the past and then come back and ask the girl angry about the topic before, can you forgive me, you are a fool!
……
"I'm not wearing a hair pin today."
Just when Wu Di was planning to use curves to save the country, Hu Lijing killed all his small thoughts in the cradle with one sentence.
"Uh--"
Wu Di's face was full of black lines, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say!
The moment Hu Lijing ignored him just now, Wu Di felt that he had no idea what to do.
Suddenly he thought that the curve to save the country mentioned by the online hot girl god was used like a conditioned reflex. Has anyone carefully observed whether Hu Lijing wears hairpins or jewelry?
It's embarrassing for Wu Di to use up such a brilliant trick to coax younger sisters so carelessly!
Really!
Wu Di wished he could find a piece of land to drill into, and then slap himself a few times, scolding himself for being such a pig and so careless?
If you have a long-term mind, is it necessary to do this?
What a misfortune is a hatred of the ages!
……
"Why don't you boast?"
When Hu Lijing saw Wu Di's embarrassment covered in black lines, she immediately showed a playful smile and asked with her lips.
"That, that..." Wu Di was at a loss for words for a moment, and didn't know how to respond at all.
The master of online dating has only talked about the various steps to save the country by curves, but has not taught how to save the country once the rescue fails, or if you misidentify the wrong item under tension, how to save the situation?
(End of this chapter)
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