The super soldier king of the stunning president

Chapter 624 A Mess (2 Chapters)
"I'm so stupid to go to grandma's house!"

Wu Di cursed himself inwardly in pain.

This kind of low-level mistake can only be made by a man like him whose EQ is as low as a piece of wood. How can a normal man make it?
It's no wonder that the hot girls on the Internet don't come up with tutorials!

……

"Sister Jing, you are beautiful and sexy. Everything is sexy and perfect in my heart. I really can't find any adjectives to describe it, because I am afraid that my stupidity will desecrate your beauty."

Wu Di thought that since there were no tutorials on the Internet, he would have to bite the bullet and do it himself, "The clothes on your body are as if they were custom-made for you, and they can perfectly set off all the beauty. As if these are not clothes, not a part of your body."

He thought that people should grow up anyway, always relying on other people's successful experience, always being the shadow of others, and disappearing as soon as a dark cloud disappears.

If you want to become a master of picking up girls, it is an indispensable ability to respond to various situations on the spot. If you lack it, you are not a master!
Wu Di doesn't want to become a master of picking up girls, he just wants to improve his emotional intelligence like a piece of wood, even if the reason is lame, the praise is very blunt and unnatural, but he still bravely took the first step of his own attempt.

New recruits and veterans, those who have not been on the battlefield are not good soldiers!

……

"I really want to laugh, but what if I'm afraid of affecting the enemies patrolling nearby?"

When Hu Lijing heard Wu Di praise herself so much, she showed an expression that wanted to laugh but couldn't, tears were about to fall down.

She thinks that Wu Di's picture of Wu Di making it up on the spot in order to please her, but he can't think of a good reason, is actually quite cute!

Just like a four or five-year-old kid lying in front of his parents, with all his facial features betraying himself, he naively thought he was performing well.

"Then just laugh!"

Wu Di even gave up his life for smiling at Bomei.

"what……"

When Hu Lijing heard that she really opened her mouth, Wu Di covered her with her hand when she saw the electric shot, "Do you want to die?"

"Look, you guys are duplicity animals." Hu Lijing waited for Wu Di to let go, gave him a contemptuous look, and continued to hit him with spoken words.

Wu Di just smiled and said nothing, so he wouldn't make such a low-level mistake as being serious with women!
The more true the more dead!
……

"Hey, your EQ is so low, have you ever been in a relationship before?"

Just when Wu Di didn't know what to say to relieve each other's embarrassment under the car, Hu Lijing asked such a sentence suddenly.

"Why?" Wu Di asked warily.

"No reason, I just want to know that you have such a low EQ. If you were in a relationship with a girl before, you could always make others half dead?" Hu Lijing said with a smile.

Wu Di: "..."

He just rolled his eyes at Hu Lijing, and didn't answer the question again.

"Tell me, have you ever been in love before?" Hu Lijing asked persistently.

"Uh……"

Wu Di was in a dilemma, wondering if secret love is love?

If it counts, half of the female stars on TV are his girlfriends.

"A big man dawdles... It's not in the conservative feudal era. After falling in love and now breaking up, he will be blamed." Hu Lijing said dissatisfied.

"Hey--" Wu Di showed a silly smile, and really didn't know how to answer.

He enlisted in the army eight years ago. At that time, he was just in the hazy puberty. He knew a little about the opposite sex, so he went in and practiced with a group of men every day, covered in sweat. How could he have time to fall in love?
Let alone falling in love, there is no time to have a crush on or fantasize about a certain girl.

I am as tired as a dog from training, and the first thought in my mind every day is not to train, or to use some tricks to be lazy for a while without being discovered by the instructor.

He didn't have a slightly different relationship with Ding Jiuling until later when he joined Wolf Warrior, and he had a girlfriend like Su Qingmei outside the society.

But...does Wu Di have the face to tell others that only people in their 20s have the face to fall in love?

Disgraceful to grandma's house!

……

"I talked about one when I was 16 years old. I didn't know anything at the time, and I just held hands."

Wu Di thought for a while, and decided that it was better not to let others laugh at him, so he made up a girlfriend on purpose.

He feels that it is not ashamed to have a relationship history these days, and it is only now that the bachelor is ashamed.

He was going to coax Hu Lijing now, and such a topic finally came up, how could he not continue?
I also want to chat!

"Puchi..."

Hu Lijing couldn't help but wanted to laugh again when she heard the words, but she quickly covered her mouth with her hand and tried not to make a sound.

Her funny appearance didn't look funny, on the contrary, she was a little cute.

Three seconds later, Hu Lijing came to her senses and said to Wu Di with a half-smile: "When you were in love with her, you must have made her cry a lot, right?"

"Ah—" Wu Di opened his mouth wide, showing surprise.

"Don't be surprised. Men with low EQ like you often misunderstand girls. It's no wonder you don't make them cry!"

Hu Lijing thought that Wu Di had been hit by her own words, so she said again: "I was wondering if you never bring tissues when you go out on a date, and occasionally you accidentally carry a bag with you when you are dating a girl and you accidentally make her cry. Taking out a tissue to wipe tears will make the other person feel a special surprise, asking why you bring a tissue?"

"It seems so."

Wu Di thought about it carefully, and found that he had rejected a certain girl several times in his memory, making her cry.

Once Wu Di suddenly took out a tissue to help her wipe away her tears, and she laughed happily with tear-filled eyes in an instant.

"Hey--"

Hu Lijing made a sigh, and looked at Wu Di in puzzlement: "I just can't figure out how pure a woman is to fall in love with a woman whose love is as low as a log like you?"

"It seems like I'm bad." Wu Di replied pretending to be angry.

"The person is very good, and the ability is also very high, but why is the emotional intelligence so low?"

The more Hu Lijing reads, the more she doesn't understand Wu Di. She doesn't understand an elite who is proficient in life encyclopedia skills. How can her EQ be so low?

"Sister Jing, how many times have you been in love before?"

Wu Di narrowed his eyes, and asked Hu Lijing with a smile.

Come and go without indecent!
Hu Lijing probed his bottom, how could he not probe in reverse?

"Guess what?"

Hu Lijing narrowed her eyes and questioned Wu Di with a meaningful smile.

Wu Di shrugged, with a confused and puzzled face, "You know I have a low EQ, how could you guess it?"

"Guess it's IQ?" Hu Lijing asked persistently at first, then licked her red lips to make a charming face, and continued to communicate in spoken words, "If you can guess it, there will be an unexpected Reward!"

"What reward?" Wu Di immediately became excited when he heard this!
(End of this chapter)