The best feng shui master

Chapter 56 Damn, what's wrong with going to the bathroom!
After the group left, only Chen Yi, Luo Yan, and Han Wenxue were left in the ward.

Chen Yi was very depressed and felt that he was at a disadvantage, turned his head and complained to Luo Yan: "You guys are too picky, it's another certificate of merit, no, this time it was replaced with a certificate of honor, which is slightly better than a certificate of merit, but it's worth it It’s not worth a few bucks, are you worthy of me devoting my life to contribute to the country and eliminate harm for the people?”

Luo Yan rolled her eyes, and her cherry-like delicate and beautiful mouth twitched wildly, making Chen Yi forget the pain for a moment, and just wanted to take a bite, to see if it was as sweet and delicious as cherries.

The great black hero Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream that his compatriots could get rid of suffering, discrimination and receive fair treatment.

Chen Yi, the big fool on Fengshui Street, also has a dream... to play it all!

Even so, she was still quite speechless to Chen Yi, a god who wanted money and life.

"You are cheap and good-looking. It is a great face not to pursue the crime of self-defense and negligent homicide. Before I came, the bureau had an overwhelming opinion that you should be severely punished. If Deputy Director Xing hadn't come out personally, there would be only one person." Ning Fangming is enough for you, and you still want to ask for money, so it would be nice to save your life."

In the helplessness of meeting someone who is not good, I can only quickly change the subject and make up my next idea: "How to deal with Long Sha in the 'Weiran Homeland'? That is not something ordinary people can subdue, at least I have not met such Senior."

When Chen Yi said this, he couldn't help thinking of Zhao Xuantan, the bearded uncle. He had a deep memory of Zhao Xuantan's aura of evil dragon.

At first, I thought that he was not the instigator of Longsha, but also a very important accomplice, but I didn't expect him to do me a big favor.

Thinking about it now, he should have tried to save Long Sha and recover the Chenglong veins, so that his upper body was infected, but judging from the current results, it should have failed.

Luo Yan looked at Chen Yi vigilantly, "I asked you for a favor before, but you always pushed back and forth, why has your ideological awareness become higher now, and you have taken the initiative to care about Long Sha's affairs?"

Chen Yi smiled awkwardly, knowing that Xiao Jiujiu had been seen through by this woman who was so clever that criminals even had a headache, but he still tried to defend himself: "Isn't it because you are in trouble, you will definitely find someone to solve it, if you find the wrong person, Not only will it fail to solve the scourge, but it will inflame itself and cause even greater troubles."

Luo Yan knew that what he said was [-]% false and [-]% true, and his real purpose was to make a fortune, but his heart was still warm, at least he thought to himself, "I have already contacted a professor at the university. Go, don't worry about it."

"Could it be Professor Liu Dajun?" Chen Yi was surprised.

"Huh? How do you know?" Luo Yan was puzzled.

"How could I not know that Professor Liu Dajun is the only sociologist in East China University without a diploma, and also the first president of the China Yi Society. He has extremely profound attainments, but he has never met him."

Chen Yi talked eloquently, he admired this old man from the bottom of his heart.

If he went to deal with Long Sha, maybe he really didn't have anything to do with him.Moreover, according to his character and social status, he would definitely not be as aggressive as himself, and he would not even ask for the minimum labor fee.

Han Wenxue, who had been listening to the two of them quietly all the time, was so rare to hear that Chen Yi, a "narcissist", admired a person so much, so she couldn't help but interjected and asked, "Is he stronger than you?"

Now that Han Wenxue has been completely "poisoned" by Chen Yi, it's hard to believe that there are people more powerful than Chen Yi. Chen Yi can fight against the sky, use divination to save himself from danger, and can also be covered in blood and enter the dragon's pool and tiger's lair alone. Kill a strong enemy in an instant.

If there is really someone more powerful than him, it can only be those heroes who can subdue the dragon with eighteen palms and six-veined sword in the TV novels.Moreover, even if they really know the ultimate ultimate moves such as the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon and the Six Meridians Excalibur, they may not be able to tell fortunes and look at Fengshui.

Chen Yi smiled, and it was rare that he didn't slander his peers behind his back, "I don't know about divination and feng shui, but he can beat me by several blocks in terms of Yi learning. Let's use an analogy, if ordinary people live on flat ground If I walk up, then I am standing on the second floor, and Professor Liu Dajun is on top of a skyscraper. They only exist in legends, and I don’t know if they still exist today.”

Although what he said was very clear, and the metaphor was very appropriate and easy to understand, Han Wenxue still half understood, "Aren't divination, feng shui and Zhouyi the same thing?"

"Divination and Fengshui were born out of the Book of Changes. They can only represent one aspect of the Book of Changes, and they cannot be completely equated. They can only be called arts, but Zhouyi is Dao. No matter how great the art is, it can only be close to Dao, not equal to Dao. Like the relationship between the earth and the soil, no matter how big or large the soil is, it is a continent. The soil alone will never become a world that can conceive life. out of life."

Han Wenxue finally understood a little bit. He only understood Chen Yi's metaphor, but he still had a hazy impression of Fengshui, divination and Zhouyi, and he didn't go into it. This thing was originally studied by a magic stick like Chen Yi, and it was too far away from her. .But she was very interested in those legends about the mighty people who stood on the top of the mountains and looked down on all living beings, because it was like a fairy tale in the legend, so she asked who they were.

Luo Yan was also very curious about these people, and it would be good to listen to them as a story, so she kept urging them.

One of these two is a police academy graduate, and the other is a high-achieving student from a well-known foreign university. Chen Yi, a semi-literate man with little education, has always been very upset. Professor Liu Dajun is like a well-educated sociologist, popularizing cultural knowledge and "sweeping illiteracy" for them.But before the first hurdle was sold, the two of them either acted like a baby or scolded each other, so they could only obediently surrender.

"If you want to talk about those god-level figures, there are quite a few. In ancient times, Fuxi Qingdi, Xuanyuan Huangdi, Laozi Zhouer, Wenwang Jichang of the Zhou Dynasty, Xu Fu, a qi-training warlock next to the First Emperor, and Zhuge Wuhou, Yuan Tiangang, Liu Bowen, Yang Jungong, Pu Songling, Our Lady of the White Lotus..."

Han Wenxue and Luoyan finally saw what a magic stick was and what eloquence was. Chen Yi was lying on the bed, unable to move his hands and feet, no different from a paraplegic patient.

But with just a broken mouth, the two said that they were so fascinated that they wanted to catch a Doraemon immediately, turn on the time machine, and go back to that era.

If it wasn't for the fact that there was no small bowl there, the two of them would definitely take out all the Grandpa Mao in their pockets and reward this magic stick who turned into a storyteller.

After serving Chen Yi for dinner, Han Wenxue and Luo Yan bought melon seeds, peanuts and other snacks, and sat in front of Chen Yi's bed, waiting for him to continue to open the magic stick forum.

"Quickly tell me, speaking of the love triangle between Li Jing, Hongfu and the bearded man, who did Hongfu end up with? Li Jing? I think Li Jing is better, a gentle and plain-faced scholar..."

"I think it is more suitable for a bearded man. A strange woman is matched with a hero, roaming the world, traveling all over the mountains and rivers, watching the flowers bloom in front of the court in the morning, and watching the sunset in the evening. What a mood, how happy..."

An ancient history class, I don't know if there is something wrong with Chen Yi's speech, or if the two of them heard it wrong, it abruptly turned into a bloody Korean drama.

"Hurry up, why did you stop?" Luo Yan urged.

"Are you thirsty? I'll get you water",
Han Wenxue poured the cold boiled water into the cup, put a straw on it, and brought it to Chen Yi's mouth.

The two were distracted by the teasing, but Chen Yi suddenly kept silent, and Luo Yan and Han Wenxue stamped their feet in anxiety.

"Well, can we settle something first?"

Chen Yi asked embarrassingly.

"What's the matter?"

Han Wenxue and Luoyan spoke in unison, looking anxious.

"Well, I want to go to the bathroom. I've been holding it all afternoon, and I can't hold it anymore." Chen Yi blushed like a roasted suckling pig.

Didn't he, he wanted to go to the toilet a long time ago, but the two big girls were watching beside him, and he really couldn't bear it. If he kept holding it back, maybe there would be a headline news about a living person being suffocated to death by urine.

"Ah? Do you want to go to the toilet? Well, Wen Xue is careful in serving people, so you can let her come." Luo Yan was very hard to show loyalty, completely forgot who swore in his heart that he would spend his whole life to repay him, turned around and ran away None.

Han Wenxue blushed until her neck, "You can beat people, so you can't go by yourself. By the way, I forgot to buy you dinner just now. The cafeteria may be closed. I'll go and see right away."

Han Wenxue was not much better than Luo Yan, and followed Luo Yan with a "whoosh".

"White-eyed wolf, stinky bitch, stinky shameless..."

Chen Yi cursed loudly, but the two turned a deaf ear.He could only grit his teeth, drenched in cold sweat, and limped into the toilet...

After a while, Chen Yi cried, really cried!
Because of the pain, the muscles in the whole body are tense, and I can't urinate or pull out at all...

"Mother, what should I do?"

Chen Yi looked up to the sky and cried bitterly, and fainted in the toilet.

(End of this chapter)