The best feng shui master

Chapter 57

The days Chen Yi was in the hospital were the happiest days in his life. He stretched out his hands to eat and opened his mouth. There was also Han Wenxue, who was as diligent as a housewarming girl, who squeezed his legs and shoulders every day. It was very pleasant. Of course, this job It was originally done by a nurse, in order to move the muscles to prevent atrophy.

It's just that the second daughter of Luo Han really couldn't stand the flirtatious glances of Chen Yi and the little nurse. After some discussion, they decided not to burden the nurse's sister any longer, and let her take care of the important work of saving lives and healing the wounded. This irrelevant but laborious work It was up to them to do the hard work.

Looking at the nurse's sister's "resentful" eyes, Chen Yi felt very uncomfortable.

He is naturally soft-hearted, especially when it comes to beautiful women. Seeing that the nurse sister with thin legs, big breasts and sweet voice is being wronged, he naturally refuses to agree and lodges a solemn protest: You are a dictatorship that cut itself off from the people, and a hegemony that bullies the weak Doctrine, completely disregarding the client's feelings, forcibly deprived him of the right to receive formal health care from professionals.

Seeing Chen Yi's fierce words and angry expression, Luo Yan rolled her eyes in a very unladylike manner. In the end, in view of the principle of democracy, she proposed a show of hands to vote, and the two women agreed with both hands.This decision was passed with a high pass rate of 60.00% of the total number of people. No one can change it. Chen Yi's protest was ruthlessly suppressed.

Chen Yi, who was lying under the eaves, had to bow his head and become a "manly man" who was able to bend and stretch!
At the beginning, Han Wenxue and Luo Yan took turns massaging Chen Yi. After a few times, Luo Yan yelled that Chen Yi's meat was too hard, and her hands hurt from pinching, so he unprincipledly threw this hard work to the "second room" "Han Wenxue.

Apart from this incident and going to the toilet, the rest of Chen Yi is still very satisfied. He gets up at six o'clock every day, is bathed and changed by Han Wenxue and Luoyan, turns on the TV, watches the morning news, and then starts the day's magic stick forum .

At this time, there would always be a few little nurses sneaking in to "catch the class", with their big eyes blinking and staring at little stars, and Chen Yi was so shocked that he felt tingling, and couldn't help but speak even more brilliantly, with lotus saliva splashing, The teeth of Luo Han's second daughter were itching with hatred, if they didn't want to hear it themselves, they ordered to find a needle to sew up that broken mouth.

Luo Yan can't be like Han Wenxue, who stays here all day long. As a policeman, she works very hard, sometimes until midnight, but she insists on coming here every day, no matter how late, Chen Yi is both moved and moved. Distressed.

These days, there were quite a few people who came to see Chen Yi, the children from the orphanage, Fatty Wu, Mr. Han, and the stingy consolation group from the government who only issued certificates but no gifts.

When Xiao Nannan was hospitalized for surgery, Chen Yi didn't have time to visit her, instead she came to the hospital by himself.This little girl has watched a lot of court dramas recently, holding the hands of the two big sisters, looking at this and that, asking you who is the first wife and who is the second wife, and asked them to save a place for her, She was going to be the third bedroom, and the two of them were so red-faced that they couldn't laugh or cry, so they could only grab the soft flesh of Chen Yi's waist and pinch it desperately.

Uncle Li and Aunt Liu looked at Chen Yi with extremely weird eyes, thinking that when this kid would be lucky, he first hooked up with a beautiful policewoman, and then tricked him into another overseas Chinese who was not inferior in appearance and figure. It's a pity You can only marry one, otherwise this blessing, tsk tsk, is too heaven-defying.

When they left, seeing Chen Yi lying on the hospital bed, he hesitated to speak, and seemed a little embarrassed, but no matter what happened, Chen Yi didn't say anything, just let him rest at ease.

Fatty Wu also came, spending a lot of money, all kinds of supplements, all kinds of fruits, six side dishes packed from the restaurant, and a bottle of Feitian Moutai. The little white-eyed wolf nurse strictly forbade it, and Han Wenxue and Luoyan were also obstructing it, so the two could only give up resentfully, only eating vegetables and not drinking.

It's just that when the two of them were eating, a bottle of Feitian Moutai turned into boiled water for some reason.Chen Yi's face was flushed and he chatted with his tongue loudly, bragging loudly, while Fatty Wu called Chen Yi brothers and sisters drunkenly, and finally insisted on dragging him to the bathing center to find a lady...

After waking up from sleep, Chen Yi, facing the glaring second daughter, fully demonstrated what it meant to turn his back on his face, scolded Fatty Wu for being unreasonable, replaced his cold boiled water with white wine, and continued to express emotion, Why didn't I see that Fatty Wu's fat hands are so dexterous, catching up with a professional magician, and the second daughter has only one sentence from the beginning to the end: Pretend, keep pretending!

As for what happened after drinking, Chen Yi even beat him to death and refused to admit it. He just said that he didn't remember, and when he was forced to question him, he groaned and said that he had a headache and itched and couldn't talk much...

After that, Fatty Wu came several times, but he never dared to bring wine.For the last time, he danced and told Chen Yi that he had found a long-eyed master with great skills and was going to enter the world of antiques. He asked Chen Yi to see if there were any magical artifacts in the things he collected after he was discharged from the hospital. If there were any, he would give them away for free. .This made Chen Yi very relieved, feeling that saving the fat man was not in vain.

Mr. Han was very upset. When he saw Chen Yi, he blew his beard and stared, and scolded the little bastard with white eyes.Chen Yi was scolded bloody, but he didn't know why, the old man who finally lost his anger left a word before turning around and leaving.

He said: No matter what, my granddaughter can't be a mistress~ milk!
As soon as these words came out, Chen Yi was almost scared out of his wits!One of these two is a policeman with a gun, and the other is a heroine who is invincible in the world with "Crazy Tiger Fist". How could he have the ability to take the two of them together?
There is no end to the suffering days, and the good days pass so damn fast, like wings, "swoosh" fly away.

Chen Yi had been in the hospital for a month without knowing it, and his recovery speed made a group of doctors call him abnormal.

In fact, Chen Yi really didn't want to go out. There were people serving tea, pouring water, massaging and rubbing shoulders, and beautiful nurses and doctors were yelling and screaming wildly, which made him reluctant to leave.It's just that it's too damn expensive here, much more expensive than hotels, and the money is like running water, and the 70 card is less than half a month, and Chen Yi is so distressed.

Han Wenxue and Luoyan have been very angry these days, always looking for various excuses to keep idlers from entering the ward, but the group of nurses and doctors who are addicted to listening to the "magic stick lecture" will go in for "examination and care" .

In the end, Chen Yi used "The Virgin of the White Lotus threw away her love and committed herself to Chen Jingnan, and the Emperor Shunzhi became a monk out of love" as the closing course of the "Magic Stick Lecture", which caused the nurses and doctors to sigh and burst into tears. Sad, but also distressed by the great hero Chen Jingnan's humiliation, and moved by Emperor Shunzhi's loyalty to love, and even more saddened by the heartless Chen Yi who was discharged from the hospital!
Alas, for empty and lonely women, a love triangle is always a killer!Especially the bloody plot where two extremely good men throw their lives away for a woman is a nuclear weapon among the big killers!

After being discharged from the hospital, Chen Yi was in a downhearted mood, unable to let go of the group of sisters and sisters, but Luo Han's two daughters were in a good mood, with spring flowers blooming.Finally, there is no group of goblins around this magic stick!
They felt that if they didn't know that the two of them took turns guarding day and night in the last few days, maybe the group of nurses and doctors would eat him up in the ward, and the look in Chen Yi's eyes, even the blind could feel it was full of burning "please" Hook up".

Of course, this "eat" is not the "eat" of eating, it's too vulgar, how can beauties and handsome guys only eat when they are together!

When they were in the hospital, the two foreign enemies were fighting against each other, and they didn't care about fighting internally. But once they got out of the hospital and got rid of the group of doctors and nurses who were fascinated, the two of them unconsciously became embarrassed.

What should I do?
Who is Chen Yi going home with?Or who will go home with Chen Yi?This is a problem, a serious problem!

Luo Han and the two daughters looked at each other for a moment, and with a tacit understanding, they went back to their respective houses to find their respective mothers, and left the seriously injured person who had just been discharged from the hospital and left separately.

Chen Yi was very helpless, so he could only take a taxi back in despair.

After returning home to clean up, I went to the orphanage.

There is no problem with his body now. Although the evil energy entering the body has caused the spiritual energy to be mixed, and there is a tendency to continue to deteriorate, but one month is enough to repair the physical wounds.

When Chen Yi arrived at the gate of the orphanage, he saw a group of people blocking the gate of the orphanage, and Li Haoran was arguing with them. The distance was too far, and Chen Yi couldn't see clearly, but he could still feel it from Li Haoran's trembling body. Those who come out are not good.

"Uncle Li, what's the matter?"

Fearing that Li Haoran would suffer, Chen Yi hurried over, stood in front of him, and asked.

Li Haoran pointed at the group of people, gritted his teeth and said: "They, they are a group of hooligans!"

"Hey, old man Li, pay attention to what you say, who is a hooligan? What have we done to you? I am not interested in the old man, hahaha..."

A bald man walked out of the crowd, about 1.9 meters tall, with a black dragon tattooed on his bare chest, "Old guy, let me tell you, I'll give you a day, you have to move, or you have to move if you don't, it's a big deal for us The brothers are a little bit tired, please help me, when the time comes, don’t blame us for those little bastards who are hurt and bumped into each other!"

"Who do you call a brat?"

Chen Yi's heart was filled with anger.The children in the orphanage were his younger brothers and sisters, and being scolded by someone as a bastard was worse than slapping him twice!
"Boy, who are you, I tell you not to meddle in your own business, or you might lose an arm or a leg if you accidentally accidentally one day."

The bald man pointed at Chen Yi's nose, unscrupulous and extremely arrogant.

"Missing your mother ~ forced!"

Chen Yi grabbed his finger, twisted it hard, and then kicked him flying.

"what!"

The bald man lay on the ground, clutching his broken finger, howling and screaming.

(End of this chapter)