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Chapter 3 I am Xiaobai
As soon as Taibai Jinxing arrived at Nantianmen, he saw a person and a dog walking towards him.

"Taibai Jinxing, how the mortal world has changed, I haven't been to the mortal world for thousands of years."

The person facing the Taibai Jinxing is the Erlang God Yang Jian, and the dog is naturally the Xiaotian Dog.

"Erlang Zhenjun, I didn't expect that it was you who came to welcome me. The world has changed a lot. The Jade Emperor was anxious to come. Let's talk as we walk."

Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard and said proudly.

Since the establishment of the law of the Three Realms, immortals cannot descend to the realm at will, otherwise they will be punished by the law, and the result is likely to be lost and their cultivation bases abolished.

For thousands of years, Taibai Jinxing is the only heavenly deity who has been to the mortal world.

"Okay, okay, let's go, tell me what's changed in the mortal world."

Yang Jian pulled Taibai Jinxing and asked anxiously, he came here to wait for Taibai Jinxing because of the Jade Emperor's order.

"It's changed a lot. The iron shell with four wheels runs faster than Tianma, and the dozens of stories of high-rise buildings are straight into the clouds. It stands to reason that life in the mortal world is getting better and better, but women's clothes are getting less and less. Yes, this makes me very strange, and..."

Taibai Jinxing's saliva flew all over the place, and Yang Jian listened with gusto. The roaring dog on the side stood up with his ears up, and was also fascinated by it. The four heavenly kings and heavenly soldiers and generals guarding the Nantian Gate were also dumbfounded, but Taibai Jinxing and Yang Jian They have gone far, but they can't leave Nantianmen half a step, they can only sigh at the pity.

Ji Yang sent a few words to Taibai Jinxing again, but there was no reply from the other party. It seemed that he was really offline.

Looking at the extra-large elixir in his hand, Ji Yang was so excited. Taishang Laojun is an expert in alchemy, and this elixir came from him, and he made a lot of money.

"No, I have to go back and eat it quickly. I heard that Chang'e flew to the moon and became immortal after taking the medicine of immortality given to Hou Yi by the Queen Mother of the West. Will she also become immortal after taking the elixir from the Supreme Lord?"

"However, according to Taibai Jinxing, if you fly to become a fairy, you will not be able to come to the mortal world. This is not very fun."

"It doesn't matter, go back and eat the elixir first."

The 500 yuan he had previously given to Taibai Jinxing, Ji Yang turned his pockets upside down and managed to find a piece of one piece of money that he forgot to take out last time he did the laundry, although the one piece of money looks crumpled , but a crumpled dollar is also love. With this dollar, I can take the bus home instead of running back on the 11th road with my legs.

In a room less than [-] square meters, things in the room are a bit messy. The instant noodles from a week ago have not been thrown away, and some small creatures can still be seen swimming in it. This is Ji Yang's residence.

"The gold nest and the silver nest are not as good as my dog's nest. When I have money in the future, I will buy a big manor. The room is still in such a mess. Brother will be so willful."

Lying on the bed, Ji Yang took out the elixir. The elixir showed some white hairs, so it must be moldy. Does it mean that the elixir also has a shelf life?
"This guy Taibai Jinxing must have taken the opportunity to retaliate against me and gave me the worst one, but no matter how bad it is, it's still a elixir, so let's talk about it after eating it."

While talking, Ji Yang took a bite of the elixir, the taste was really not that good, although it smelled good, it tasted like eating mud.

Fortunately, Ji Yang has never been picky about food. Although the elixir was a bit unpalatable, he still endured eating all the elixir.

Ji Yang wiped out the basketball-sized elixir in less than 10 minutes. He burped after eating, and his stomach was a little bloated.

"Pit, the elixir is so big, is it possible that the digestive system of the gods is so good?"

"Oh, my god, this elixir won't really expire, my stomach, ouch, ah..."

There was a sharp pain in his stomach, and Ji Yang felt his body fluctuate from hot to cold. When it was hot, it was like being in a sea of ​​flames, and when it was cold, it was like being in a glacier. The uncomfortable Ji Yang screamed again and again. Finally, he tilted his head and fainted past.

I don't know how long the time has passed, but when Ji Yang woke up, the surroundings were pitch black, and there were bursts of stench coming from his nostrils.

"Damn it, didn't I become incontinent after passing out, or fell into a pigsty, it smells so bad."

Instinctively jumping from the bed to the ground, Ji Yang felt that his body was sticky, as if his whole body was covered with a layer of slime, and the stench also came from the slime.

Although Ji Yang lived in a small place, the sparrow was small but well-equipped. He quickly rushed to the bathroom to take a shower, and the mud on Ji Yang's body disappeared.

"Hey, when did my skin get so good? This fair skin has caught up with white jade. I seem to have grown taller, and my body is full of strength. It seems that this expired elixir is also very effective. , much better than the medicines produced by those cheating pharmaceutical factories."

Looking at his own changes in the mirror, Ji Yang also understood that his changes must be related to the elixir made by the Supreme Lord.

Is this what is often said in novels to reborn, cutting hair and washing marrow?

Excited in his heart, Ji Yang also went back to bed and took out his mobile phone, entered WeChat, and prepared to ask Taibai Jinxing.

"Taibaijinxing, are you there?"

Although I sent a WeChat message, but after a long time, there was no response from the other party. It seems that Taibaijinxing is not online yet.

He was not familiar with other gods and ghosts, so Ji Yang didn't take the liberty to chat with them, and directly opened the circle of friends.

It doesn't matter if you look at friends, there are quite a few posting in Moments.

Erlang God Yang Jian: "The mortal world has changed so much, I really want to see it."

Chang'e: "Guanghan Palace is so deserted. Wu Gang cuts down trees every day and annoys me to death. Jade Rabbit knows how to make medicine and doesn't talk to them. Taiyin Xingjun, Luna and Moonlight Empress don't know where they are. People are so lonely."

Monkey King: "Taishang Laojun, this old man is too stingy. He just made a batch of pills and asked him to give Lao Sun a few pills as snacks. He actually lied to me and said no, which made Lao Sun anxious." Overturn his alchemy furnace again."

Hei Wuchang: "Recently, the world is not peaceful, and I have been so busy with Lao Bai these days that I don't even have time to drink."

King Yama: "Whoever provokes me again, I will send him to the [-]th floor of hell to be put in a frying pan."

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Ji Yang also found it very interesting to read the content of Moments one by one. It seems that these gods, ghosts, and ghosts are no different from ordinary people.

"Hey, this circle of friends is quite interesting, it was posted by Ma Mian."

At this moment, Ji Yang saw what Ma Mian said.

Ma Mian: "The king of Chujiang has a bad appetite recently. He said that he was tired of the food in the underworld. He wanted something fresh and asked me to find it. I can't leave the underworld at will. How can I find it? Can anyone help me?" I?"

Adding icing on the cake is not as good as giving charcoal in the snow, this is an opportunity, Ji Yang has to grasp it.

"Let's stimulate King Chujiang's stomach, and his appetite will be cured."

Ji Yang commented without thinking.

"Hey, someone is looking for me."

As soon as Ji Yang's comments passed, he saw someone looking for him, and it turned out to be horse noodles.

"Xiaobai, it's easy for you to say, but it's so exciting. I've thought about everything I can think of, but it's useless."

noob?

Why did I become Xiaobai? When I looked at my name again, damn it, I was called Xiaobai.

Well, this name also agrees with me. In front of these gods and ghosts, I am really a noob.

(End of this chapter)