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Chapter 283 Four Words and Eight Sentences
Chapter 280 Four Words and Eight Sentences
There were so many people looking at the bride that they couldn't squeeze through the door, and the bamboo craftsman lifted the scale and was about to pick up the handkerchief, so the elder uncle hurriedly stopped him: "Oh, the groom is really flustered! There are four more sentences to wait! "

A group of people at the door were laughing and their stomachs ached, and they shouted: "Hurry up, uncle! Even the strippers can't wait!"

The eldest son-in-law read aloud: "The red silk and Suzhou yarn for the hijab will be put on the beauty's head in the future; then the scale beam will be raised high, and a flower of the bride will appear!"

With the sound of singing, the headkerchief was removed, revealing Ryoko's beautiful face, with tears in her eyes and a full smile.

Everyone at the door cheered in unison: "I insist on it! The bamboo craftsman is very lucky! The new girl is very beautiful!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter was infatuated when he saw the bride who was dressed in red and looked more like a flower than a flower.

The door opened again: "Oh, there is plenty of time to watch at night, the bamboo strip maker hasten to stand up, it's time for the new girl to untie her safflower belt!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter then stood up and said to Liangzi in a daze, "Liangzi, you are so beautiful!"

There was a bunch of laughter again at the door: "I have convinced you! It's time to call me daughter-in-law! Call me daughter-in-law!"

A group of people followed suit: "Call me daughter-in-law! Call me daughter-in-law!"

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter scratched his forehead and said with a silly smile: "Daughter-in-law, you are so beautiful!"

Liangzi also burst into a smile, and stretched out his hand to untie the red flower belt on his chest for Uncle Bamboo Carpenter.

The elder uncle's voice sounded again: "The jade girl from the sky came down to Qiongyao, and the groom is here today; I asked the newcomer to give me your hands, and the groom's belt was untied. The man picked the flowers and the woman untied the belt. The husband and wife have been in love for a hundred years!"

The crowd applauded loudly outside again.

Next is the "Inverting the Vase". Jing Zilun and Wang Meixian are dressed festively. One of them is carrying a tea tray with two wine glasses, and the other is carrying a wine jug. Bring treasures into the gate; a man is a fortune grabber, a woman is a cornucopia.”

Afterwards, of course, it’s the cup of wine: “Husband and wife drink together, and two cups of one cup are at the same eyebrows; drink three cups of concentric wine, and they will never be separated for a hundred years. One cup is full and two cups are heavy, and two cups are combined to make one cup; After drinking two cups, three cups are toasted, and three cups of fine wine are the ancients; three cups of wedding wine are drunk together, and they will never be separated until old age."

The last thing is to sprinkle the tent: "Treasures of heaven and earth are five grains, use it to sprinkle the tent full of reds. Sprinkle the east of the tent, and beautiful women will appear like peach red; all the flowers are in full bloom, and the bridal chamber will celebrate Jackie Chan! Sprinkle the south of the tent, and you will be blessed like the East China Sea and Shounan Mountain." , become a pair forever, and their children and grandchildren will develop to become high-ranking officials! In the west of the tent, the couple will become a good husband and wife, with precious glory and glory, and they will live together for a hundred years! There are [-] Peng ancestors! Spread the tent in the center and stay there, a peony will reflect the sun; together we will tie the silk, the mountains and the seas, and the knots in the house will protect the future!"

At this point, the bridal chamber etiquette calculations were completed, and the elder uncle said loudly: "The tent is finished, and everything is going well! The Zhou Gong system is in the world, and the marriage of men and women is very precious; the descendants are so precious, and the life expectancy is [-] years longer than that of Nanshan! Add an official Enter the salary, idlers please come out; grow old together for a hundred years, and enjoy the blessings of all generations."

Then everyone dispersed with a bang, and went downstairs to take their seats, preparing for the banquet, leaving the bride and groom to change their clothes here, and came out to toast later.

The banquet was held in Fengnian Douwan courtyard and the ground floor, and Uncle Shitou's courtyard diagonally opposite was also requisitioned, so the banquet was arranged properly.

All kinds of dishes were delivered like flowing water.

The status of the chief guest is not low. Secretary Luo, county magistrate Xue, and Gu Changchuan from the Cultural Bureau all attended. The wedding of the first art master in the county is also considered a major event, so they were all there.

Old friends from some counties are also here, Liang Huili Wang Congjun Zhu Chaoan and the others are here, Ren Xiaoqian and Xiaomei are also among them.

Ruo Dou Ergou brought Xiaobai and Xiaohong along, and the young people crowded together laughing and laughing regardless of the number of people.

But these have nothing to do with Li Junge Ayin, Li Junge Si Xingzhun is busy serving as best man to carry wine for Uncle Bale Carpenter, and A Yinqiu girl is also accompanying Liangzi as a bridesmaid, and the table is very busy.

The eldest son-in-law is not allowed to rest as a teacher who knows guests. He has to read a few words at each table, such as: "Please sit down for the promotion of relatives and friends, and the rest will speak for the master. The son of the master's family, Luan Fengxi, will inherit more red leaves to cooperate. Uncles, aunts and brothers Sister-in-law, grandma, aunt, uncle and aunt, neighbors and friends and classmates. I have come to the humble house after a taste of driving. The reception is not good enough. I am here to tell the steps, and I will not refuse to drink light wine ten times. "such as.

The nine-douwan bowl is considered a "Yaotai" until four or five o'clock.

At night, it's all the helpers and a group of people who like to stay in the bridal chamber for fun.

The characteristics of Lijiagou wedding, one is the ceremony, the other is the text.

Let’s talk about etiquette first. There is no unpacking ceremony in the Lijiagou wedding to boast about wealth and treasures, but the etiquette procedures are cumbersome. This is the folk custom of valuing gifts over wealth.

Let's talk about the text, first of all, what are Tang Wen, Jian Wen, and Li Wen? Various ancient styles run through the whole process of the wedding.

What's more interesting is Dou Wen.

In Lijiagou's old days, it was actually a competition of fighting words.

As far as the reception is concerned, the male escort, Mr. Li, must make full preparations. If he can handle the greetings and conversations of the female Zhikesi, he will definitely be invited into the main room to sit at the top table, and the Zhikesi will accompany him to sit and drink; Sit at a table on the street.

If it is more funny, the woman will even set a seat on the millstone for Mr. Yali, satirizing the man, Mr. Yali, who is as clumsy as a millstone, and make the man look ugly for everyone to laugh at.

But this will greatly hurt Mr. Li's reputation, and it will also make the man's wedding reception team look bad, so they dare not make such a joke easily.

If the woman's Zhikesi fails to do a good job, then Zhikesi has to toast to Mr. Ya Li again and again, and is not qualified to accompany him in the same room and table.

The guest and host will not only feel deeply sorry for those who have no literary skills, but will say from the bottom of their hearts that the knowledgeable teacher or Mr. Li did not invite them well.

But this time the wedding was very successful, the eldest uncle and uncle Sixin had a very exciting fight.

The two had already turned their fights into jades and sat together. The elder uncle toasted Uncle Sixin and said: "Brother, I have accepted it. My good guy, when you demoted the betrothal gift, I was so scared that I was sweating!"

Uncle Sixin laughed loudly: "Brother, you are amazing, the woman came over and wrote the words from beginning to end, but she didn't even make a fuss, she was very stable!"

Zhu Chaoan and Wang Congjun also joined in the fun at this table, as well as Li Junge, Uncle Pharmacist, Uncle Orion and Uncle.

Zhu Chaoan said: "You Lijiagou is really fun! The four-sentence jingle is very smooth!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "A jingle? It's called babble! Do you think it's easy to do?"

Zhu Chaoan scratched his forehead and said, "This, it's actually not that difficult, is it?"

Li Junge urged: "Then let's have a fight at this table. You and Wang Congjun are a pair. Uncle Sixin and Eldest Uncle are too good to participate. Let Uncle Yaoshi and Uncle Orion fight against you. Doesn't it mean that you look down on you?" ?”

Uncle Yaoshi and Uncle Orion waved their hands again and again: "Will you want to! You are either in college or college. We in the countryside can't beat you, so give up!"

Zhu Chaoan laughed loudly: "It's okay, it's okay, just for fun, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter gets married, let's have fun!"

Li Junge said: "Then make a rule, only talk about the things on the table, each person takes turns, what you say can't be repeated, and if you can't say it, have a drink, simple and rude, okay?"

Zhu Chaoan smiled and said, "I'm not afraid, Ba Po, do you dare?!"

Wang Congjun said with a smile: "It's rare for a pig to be so aggressive, so I'll accompany you!"

Li Junge smiled and said, "Then let's start with Uncle Orion, and the rest of us will be referees."

Uncle Orion smiled and tapped the square plate with candy and melon seeds with his chopsticks: "Here we come? There are four corners of a plate, and there are some delicious things on it. It can be said that you can eat rice, but you can't tell that you can eat shells."

Uncle Pharmacist laughed loudly and pointed to another square plate: "It's my turn, one plate has four corners, two dogs are sitting at the opposite table, just seeing their mouths moving, they can only eat but not talk."

This was a game often played at the banquet in Lijiagou. Uncle Orion and Uncle Yaoshi were talking too much. Zhu Chaoan didn't know how good it was, it was because he jumped into the pit in a hurry.

Zhu Chaoan was looking straight at the wine glass, trying to think of words, Wang Congjun smiled and cut it off: "A glass is very handy, and the corn wine in it can be called a hero, but not a mangy dog."

Zhu Chaoan just thought about the wine glass halfway, but now he was dumbfounded, and it was too late to change things, so he had to drink a glass.

Uncle Orion smiled again and said: "Here we come again! A table is square, with a few pots in the center, you can eat quack, but you can't eat soup."

In Jiachuan local dialect, quack is meat, mangmang is rice, there is a couplet "Fat meat and lean meat quack, dry rice porridge Mangmang", only Jiachuan people can match it.

Zhu Chaoan cast his eyes on the chicken in the banquet, and Uncle Yao Shi immediately pointed at the chicken with his chopsticks and smiled, "A rooster has two legs, one rises and the other falls, it can eat its wings, but it can't eat its beak." .”

Zhu Chaoan looked at the fish again, Wang Congjun was even faster, and said with a smile: "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good, this carp should be me!"

Now that there was no way out, Zhu Chaoan had no choice but to bite the bullet and down another cup, shouting, "No, no, no, you are not allowed to steal from me again! Leave this braised pork for me to think about it slowly!"

Uncle Orion started to speed up all of a sudden: "Fold the ear root, fill the basin, it's so hot that I can't tell!"

Uncle Pharmacist also followed: "Silver jug, Luban outfit, I can't tell, I feel flustered!"

Wang Congjun immediately said: "The ladle is short, but the chopsticks are long. You can't tell if you're going to finish it!"

The three of them finished three sentences in five seconds, and then looked at Zhu Chao'an quietly together.

Zhu Chaoan was dumbfounded all of a sudden, damn it!There is also such a way to deceive people!
He falteringly looked at the three of them, rolled his eyes wildly, and said, "This, this...red...roasted pork, uh, um, it tastes delicious...it tastes delicious..."

Wang Congjun patted the table: "Hurry up, Zhu Erch! Are you shaking pepper noodles?!"

Zhu Chaoan was so suffocated that he slapped the table and shouted, "You guys eat meat and I eat bran!"

Li Junge's eyes widened, he turned his head and sprayed out the soup!

The people at the table were staggering from laughter, the uncle laughed so much that half of the wine was shaken off, and everyone twitched: "Hahahaha, Anwa...Anwa, you can do it!"

Li Junge wiped his clothes with a napkin: "Hahahaha! The pig worm is just getting started, so hurry up and come up with some words, and you'll have to use four or eight sentences in the bridal chamber!"

Zhu Chaoan was dumbfounded again: "What?"

(End of this chapter)