Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 284

Chapter 280
Li Junge said with a smile: "There is an old saying in Lijiagou, 'If you can talk and sing, you can go to the bridal chamber, but if you can't speak, play haha ​​at the door of Ziyue', if you don't think about it, you are not qualified to make a bridal chamber!"

Zhu Chaoan was angry: "Do you want to make it so terrible?!"

The eldest uncle smiled and said: "Anwa has never played like this before, let me tell you first! We all use words to make room, use words to be happy, use words to congratulate, and use words to make fun, as long as you can say one thing, you will be happy." It can be troublesome."

"For example, 'The wine glass is round, the bride and groom are reunited, the husband and wife grow old together, and the owner's family is safe.' This kind of is well-behaved."

"For example, there are four corners of a silk quilt, and there are two pig's skulls on it. The toothed pig sticks in, and the sow can't escape." This kind of thing is funny."

Zhu Chaoan was overjoyed when he heard the words, and his confidence doubled: "Hey, I can do the latter!"

With enough food and wine, everyone started to drill into the new house, and this is about to make a fuss!

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter and Liangzi sat on the bed, A Yin and Qiu Yatou guarded the door, and there were cigarettes, wine, tea and candies in the room.

A group of children crawled in and out of the house, laughing and playing.

Grandma, grandpa, and other older generations just watched with a smile on their face and didn't participate. It was just the younger generation who were arguing. Many people had already brought cigarettes, alcohol, tea, and candy out of the room happily.There was a crowd of clumsy spectators at the door, still trying to think of words.

As soon as Li Junge's team joined, there was a crowd at the door.

The uncle smiled and started his head, saying as he walked: "To make a new house, to make a new house, mandarin ducks and couples form a pair. A good day, good wine, and a good couple will give birth to a good son in the coming year!"

A Yin and Qiu Yatou also smiled and did not stop. The stripper happily offered two cigarettes to the uncle. Liangzi lit a match and lit a cigarette. The uncle came out smiling again and watched others make trouble.

Zhu Chao'an said: "Oh, uncle let the bride go like this?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "This is the advantage of getting married late. The married peers will not make trouble with him, and the remaining juniors will not dare to make too much trouble."

At this time, I saw Uncle Orion also entered the house, and said: "The bride and groom go to bed slowly, we are here to make a new house. If you have a house wine tonight, you will be the champion next year."

This is the call for wine. Uncle Bamboo Carpenter picked up a wine tray with two small wine glasses inside. Liangzi filled the wine and brought it to Uncle Orion with a smile.

Uncle Orion laughed loudly, drank one cup at a time, and then walked out calmly.

Uncle Pharmacist also smiled, walked in and said: "The wine is a bit high, let me have a cup of tea! There is a flower in the fine porcelain teacup, he loves you and you love him, the husband and wife work together, and next year we will have a fat baby."

Zhu Chaoan scratched his forehead: "Damn! Everyone is so good!"

Uncle Medicine Master drank his tea and also withdrew.

Wang Congjun was about to go in, but Li Junge secretly played tricks and pushed Zhu Chaoan in first.

Zhu Chaoan staggered into the room, and A Yin and Qiu girl who were blocking the door were so frightened that they quickly got out of the way.

"Damn! Who pushed me! Erpi must be you again!" Zhu Chaoan said and was about to go out.

But A Yin blocked the door: "Where are you running! You haven't said anything yet!"

Zhu Chaoan was dumbfounded: "I was framed by your boyfriend!"

A Yin blushed, and immediately said plausibly: "If you don't congratulate the newcomer when you enter the door, it is impolite, and you will be punished if you can't say it!"

Zhu Chaoan asked, "How to punish?"

Qiu Yatou took out two green sticks wrapped in red cloth, threw one to A Yin, and said excitedly: "Sister, our happy sticks haven't opened yet tonight!"

A Yin swung the stick horizontally, and said with a smirk to Zhu Chaoan: "If you can't say anything when you enter the room, it's just to make you feel embarrassed! Only the big happy stick!"

Zhu Chaoan looked at the thickness of the stick: "Damn it! You are too cruel!"

The people outside the house were already bursting with laughter, they all blocked the door, ready to let Zhu Chaoan be beaten up.

Zhu Chaoan panicked: "Wait! Wait a minute! Isn't it just a few words! I said it's okay?"

Qiu girl laughed and patted her hand with a stick: "Then tell me!"

Zhu Chaoan blinked his small eyes, and said no matter what 21 [-] said first: "Tonight...tonight I will say four sentences..."

A Yin waved his stick and said with a smile, "Hurry up! Come on."

Zhu Chaoan's eyeballs rolled around, and he saw the red pillow all of a sudden: "Mandarin duck...a pair of mandarin ducks...on the bed..."

Qiu Yatou and A Yin laughed so hard that they couldn't hold the stick firmly, and the people outside also smiled and encouraged: "Anwa, why is it more difficult than giving birth to a baby! Hurry up, you have to eat!"

Qiu Yatou kept urging: "Brother Zhuerchong, hurry up, let's not talk about the stick coming down!"

Suddenly, Zhu Chao'an was full of thoughts, slapped his thigh and shouted: "Turn off the lights and go to bed, I can't sleep because of tossing and turning!"

After finishing speaking, he ran out of the door, and a group of people laughed and stopped him: "Speaking so well, why are you running away?! Hurry up and ask for a reward!"

Ayin and Qiu girl laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and they waved at Zhu Chaoan: "Hahahaha! You've passed the test, come in quickly, choose one of tobacco, alcohol, tea and candy."

Now Zhu Chao'an was startled, and he said to Li Junge with his hands behind his back: "Look, Cao Zijian's seven-step poem is nothing more than that."

Next, Zhu Chaoan asked Uncle Bamboo Carpenter to offer a cigarette, and secretly made a hole in the top of the cigarette holder. When Liangzi lit the cigarette, he just watched him suck it hard, but it wouldn't ignite, and five or six matches were useless.

When he came out, he grabbed Li Junge's neck: "You turtle framed me again!"

Li Junge hid with a laugh: "If I don't force you, I won't be able to see you rushing out! Hahaha don't make trouble, keep watching and watching..."

After laughing for a while, Zhu Chaoan put his hands on Li Junge's shoulders and watched Wang Congjun enter.

Wang Congjun first bowed his hands to the uncle, and said with a smile: "Uncle, there are no young or old in the bridal chamber, so don't blame me for offending."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter didn't open his mouth, a group of people outside started booing: "Junwa is right! There are no young or old in the bridal chamber! Let's hear what you have to say!"

Wang Congjun laughed and said, "Auntie, don't be surprised! Cough! The bride's face is a little red. The husband and wife are happy to meet tonight. They don't sleep until dawn, and they are afraid of delaying work when planting rice seedlings."

A group of people let out a coaxing laugh: "Hahaha Junwa, that's right! The bamboo craftsman must thank you twice!"

Liangzi blushed, and Uncle Carpenter gave Wang Congjun a pack of cigarettes with a smirk.

Wang Congjun triumphantly brought out a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes, and said to Li Junge, "Er Pi, it's up to you!"

As soon as Li Junge entered, Zhu Chaoan began to coax and rhythmically: "Everyone said, let Erpi read a dirty word, okay?!"

A group of people laughed and shouted hello.

Wang Congjun shouted again: "It can't just be meat! People who are pure meat must also be elegant! Do you want it?"

A group of people watching the fun didn't think it was a big deal, and they all shouted that what they wanted was what they wanted. Piwa learned from the four ancestors that they must have a combination of meat and vegetables to pass the test!
When the crowd had had enough trouble, Li Junge laughed and said, "Come right now, listen up! I promise you won't see dirty words!"

After speaking, he made a bow to the uncle of the stripper craftsman and said, "The bridegroom is a dragon in the sky!"

Then he bowed to Liangzi and said, "The bride has a bunch of flowers in the ground!"

After finishing speaking, she raised her chin towards the door: "If the dragon does not turn over, it will not rain, and if the rain does not water the flowers, they will not bloom!"

There was a lot of laughter inside and outside the door, and there was a loud applause!The first two sentences are okay, but the last two sentences are really amazing!
It was disturbed until late at night, and the crowd dispersed with a smile, leaving behind Uncle Bamboo Carpenter and Liangzi's bridal chamber with flowers and candles.

A moment in the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, needless to say.

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Early the next morning, after breakfast, the eldest son-in-law came to the door with Granny Wang, and thank you for the matchmaker!

The matchmaker is also called "Hongye", which is still from the allusion of "Yugou Tiye".

Xie Mei is also called "Xie Hongye", which is also fun. The Xie Mei gifts include sugar, wine, cigarettes, pig feet, shoes, cash, and roosters.

Everything else is easy to understand, the pig's heel shoes are thanks to the matchmaker for the matchmaker who broke his leg and broke his shoe, and specially gave the matchmaker compensation.

The rooster is to remove evil spirits. It is said that the matchmaker will become a "unlucky person" from the moment he pulls the matchmaker.

Of course, this is the treatment of a good marriage. If the in-laws are not satisfied with this marriage, they will give a pig's head directly, which means that Ge Laozi treats us as a pig's head, and now the pig's head will be returned to you!If the rooster doesn't give it to you, it will make you moldy for the rest of your life!

Xie Media is located in the living room of the new house.Grandma Wang should be at the head, Uncle Liangzi, a stripper craftsman, stands below, and Grandma sits next to her.After taking the seat, the eldest son-in-law sang: "The two surnames are married and married, and the red leaves are endless. Now that the matter has come to an end, the master is a little careless. I am afraid that I will not be rewarded, and I hope to learn from others."

Uncle Bamboo Craftsman bowed to Granny Wang and said, "It took Hongye's meticulous care to trouble you many times. We got married yesterday, and today I will repay you for your great kindness. I hope she will accept the reward with a smile, and I can go back to the door tomorrow."

Of course, this was taught by the eldest son-in-law in advance, and then Granny Wang said with a smile: "Thank the matchmaker for coming here, and this is the end of the ceremony. I will give birth to a fat baby next year, and I will definitely congratulate me."

In this way, the wedding is basically over, and three days later, Uncle Bamboo Carpenter will bring Liangzi home, and it will be over.

Li Junge's family had been watching the ceremony, and it was only now that the matter was considered complete, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

The trio of black, white and brown can be regarded as fishing this time, the Chinese civilization is extensive and profound!There are still many topics for ten papers on a wedding!

Grandma held the hands of Uncle Bamboo Carpenter and Liangzi and said: "Bamboo Carpenter, you can see the moon when the clouds bloom. You have been lonely for so many years, and now you finally have a home! You should cherish this daughter-in-law, she ran away for you." It's really rare to come so far! It's serious to open up branches and leaves as soon as possible!"

After finishing speaking, he said to him: "Girl, I grew up watching the bamboo craftsman. It wasn't that he called me a godmother, so I just said it. He is really good-natured! Although his craftsmanship was worthless before, but Which one in the village wants to order something, but they also sell and give away, human nature is really nothing to say! Now I can make money, but my temper is still the same as before. Far away, if there is anything you are not used to, just come and tell me, tell Piwa, don’t hold back and hide it yourself, do you hear me?"

Liangzi's eyes were red, and she called out in a low voice, "Mother, I remember."

Uncle Bamboo Carpenter said: "My marriage has really worried my godmother, and the four ancestors, sister-in-law, and mother-in-law Wang, worked very hard for me, and made it so lively for me,"

Li Junge interjected: "Uncle and Auntie, you just rest. After the [-]th, we will prepare to go to Japan. Hehe, Auntie, you will be the real return home!"

(End of this chapter)