Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 289
Chapter 290
At the end of the tour, the group was ready to return. Master Guoshan sent the group to Laoshan Gate, and made an appointment to visit Lijiagou on another day before turning around and returning.

Back at the water's edge, everyone boarded the boat again and started to walk towards Lijiagou.

Uncle Fifth was holding the rudder of the boat, laughed and asked grandma, "Aunt Fifth, are you happy today?"

Grandma looked at the scenery on the water and smiled so hard that she couldn't see her eyes: "Happy, I'm so unhappy! I'm so happy!"

Happiness is not only because of the incense ceremony and becoming a Buddha, the happiest thing is that before going down the mountain, Master Guoshan pulled his grandma aside and secretly told her that Ayin Buddha has a natural heart and is a good match for Li Junge.

This granddaughter-in-law has to be caught.

On that night, there is also the last custom of the New Year's Eve - "stealing youth".

This custom is also inexplicable. After dinner, after dark, sneak out of the house and steal a few green vegetables from other people's fields. It is said that the vegetables in your own vegetable fields will grow well in this way.

Needless to say, the most precious vegetable field in Lijiagou is none other than Piwa's dozens of acres of land.

Therefore, the first thing Li Junge did when he returned home was to bring Bai Da and the others back home and detain them, and Da Da and them also rushed to the mountain behind his house.

Just kidding about these two groups of stingy Basha guys, they only have to bring things to their own house. If others want to touch their own things, they are really not polite!

It’s okay for the grown-ups to say that the children are the happiest, and they finally get a chance to be praised for doing bad things, so don’t miss it!
If they are hurt by Bai Da and the others, then happy things will turn into sad things.

After dinner at night, Li Junge went out with a flashlight.

Dad asked: "Where are you going, Yaoba?! You are so old and you want to steal young girls?"

Li Junge laughed loudly: "I'm going to catch the thief!"

When I came to Lanchang, I found Uncle Wangcai, and saw him blushing, and said with a smile, "Yo! Yintang is shining, Uncle Wangcai, you are going to have great luck this year!"

Lin Wangcai was still shy and said, "Hey...Pi Wa, thank you so much that day!"

Li Junge laughed loudly, took Uncle Wangcai's hand and said, "So, a good thing is coming soon? Congratulations! Huh? Where are Auntie and Zhaowa?"

Lin Wangcai waved his hand pretendingly: "Hey! The woman's face is low, so she went back to the county first. She said it was... said she didn't come here until she was done with Lan Zhan's business!"

Grandma Lin also smiled and came up to pour tea for Li Junge: "It's still Piwa's ability, a few words can make my daughter-in-law change her mind, Wangcai can't get two farts with three sticks, relying on him, the day lily will be cold!"

Li Junge waved his hands again and again: "It has nothing to do with me. Auntie's thoughts have always been on Uncle Wangcai. Anyone with a discerning eye can see it. It's just that there is one missing opportunity to turn around."

Grandma Lin smiled and said: "No matter what you say, I will recognize you as a lucky star, Piwa! By the way, why don't you stay at home on New Year's Eve, what are you doing here?"

Li Junge smiled and said, "No, Grandma Lin, you've been in the county for so long, you've forgotten the customs in the village? You're going to steal young girls tonight!"

Grandma Lin laughed and said, "I just praised you, so you're out of shape! How old are you and still cheating?!"

Li Junge laughed loudly: "I'm not here to steal youths, I'm here to catch thieves!"

Grandma Lin understood as soon as she heard it, she also pursed her lips and smiled, and said, "Then you can take it easy later, don't really scare the children!"

The three of them chatted for a while, and saw a dozen or so beams of light appearing from the vegetable field, dancing wildly.

Li Junge smiled: "Yo! It's still a gang crime!"

It’s also up to the children to steal young girls. Uncle Erpi is the best. He usually buys schoolbags and stationery for himself when he’s free. It’s okay to be caught by him. I heard that his food is the best, and all of them will be sold to Shudu. , so all ran here to get together.

The three people on this side looked at the mess on the other side with smiles, and Uncle Wangcai laughed so hard that he fell down: "These kids don't know how to be thieves, isn't this sending a signal to others!"

Li Junge brought the headlights used on the bow of the ship tonight, and said with a smile: "Well, I guess it's almost over there, and it's my turn to set off."

Grandma Lin also smiled and warned again: "You really have to take it easy, you are all good babies, don't make too much noise!"

Li Junge sneaked to the field and squatted down next to a piece of westerly bamboo, and looked into the field quietly, and saw a group of children digging vegetables with their buttocks pouted.

There are two big buttocks in the middle, Alice and Shirly are actually among them.

Li Junge has a black line on his forehead, Wang Xiaosong, Li Yunqiu and the others are fine, why are several members of the family here?
Since both of them were there, Zongba and Yutou didn't run away as specified, and they were probably watching the wind somewhere.

Sure enough, it didn't take long to find the two shrinking figures beside a clump of corn stalks, saying they were looking out for the wind, but they were all happily watching the children digging vegetables.

Alice and Shirly chatted while stealing and returning: "Wow! It's so big!"

"Oh, it's really white and big! I can't hold it with both hands"

"Huh? Why does it crack when you touch it?"

"Whatever, come on, let's work hard together, um, um, ouch, it's broken!"

……

Li Junge couldn't laugh or cry, those who saw it knew that you were pulling carrots, but those who didn't see it didn't know what you were doing!
It was Wang Meixian who was the most caring to my little cousin: "We have stolen so much, let's go back now? Little cousin's dishes are very expensive!"

Shirly didn't even look back: "That's only a lot! It's not fun! Let's continue!"

Li Junge looked at the pile of vegetables on the ground and thought to himself that you have made so much, will you be able to take it back later? !

The few kids in the village are smart, and they have already put the vegetables in the baskets. They are experienced and ready to make a fuss at any time.

Just a few foreign friends are stupid, they just know how to steal but don’t know how to pretend, no matter how you look at it, it’s too late to run away with food.

Not wanting to wait any longer, Li Junge turned on the big battery light and shouted: "Who are those kids stealing food!"

This time, the frying pan was blown, and the big and small screamed and started running in all directions.

Alice and Shirly are stupid, didn't they arrange a release?Why did they get caught without any movement?

They also screamed and jumped up and started to run. After two steps, they ran back, one of them was holding half of a big radish, the other was holding a big bag of cabbage, and then ran wildly.

Zongba and taro are also stupid, they thought it was just a joke, I really did come to catch thieves!
If this was caught, it would be the dirty international team, so they also started to escape.

Li Junge didn't chase after the kids, he pointed at the brown and white to chase after them.

Taro's silver hair is the most conspicuous in the dark, just like a light. This kid doesn't know how to wear a hat. Li Junge can see clearly without turning on the light.

Zongba is also considered old and cunning. Seeing that he couldn't run away, he divided up with Taro, and watched a small bamboo forest swish into it, and the cat froze.

Taro was chased across two vegetable fields. Seeing that he was about to hit the main road, he suddenly let out an "ouch", and his figure suddenly became half shorter!

"Damn it!" Li Junge caught up and took a look, and quickly covered his nose, the baby fell into the fat pit!
The manure pits in rural areas are generally located near the road beside the vegetable field, and the dung water is picked in. When the wind blows and the sun shines, a hard shell is often formed on the surface, which looks similar to the vegetable field at night. Just crying blind.

Taro was so smelly that he almost fainted: "Oh...shit! Jungle quickly pull me up!"

Li Junge laughed so hard that he almost fainted: "I rely on your ability to watch the wind? I don't dare to pull you, wait!"

I looked around with the battery light, found a thick and long wooden stick, grabbed one end and handed it over: "Did you not scout the way before you came? Could this fall into a pit?"

Taro was crying blindly: "Why did I run? Why did I run? I didn't steal food. Why did I run?"

Li Junge walked towards Lanchang with the taro, laughing so hard that he couldn't stand still: "You just realized it now? What did you do so early?"

……

He brought taro to Lanchang, took a basin, let taro take off his clothes first, threw all the clothes into the basin, and said: "You have found out your mobile phone and wallet, you can't wear these clothes anymore, I will give them to you later." You threw it away!"

Taro cursed as he took it off: "Shit! Jungle, your custom! It's no fun at all!"

Let Taro stand by the side of the ditch, Li Junge turned on the faucet, took the pipe and began to flush, and Taro screamed from the cold.

After washing it off in twos and fives, Li Junge threw him another towel to wrap it in, and took him to take a bath.

The water temperature is adjusted to a high level, and the freezing in winter is terrible.

Grandma Lin was feeding the bamboo rat, when she heard the noise, she came out and asked, "What's the matter? Oh, what's the matter, did it fall into the cesspit?!"

Li Junge laughed so much that he held his belly and screamed for pain. When he told Grandma Lin about the matter, Grandma Lin couldn't help but slapped Li Junge and scolded with a smile: "Tell you to take it easy! You see, this thing is still happening!"

Li Junge was still rubbing his stomach: "Hahaha, this is really wronged! If you are a thief, you don't look at the escape route first, how can you blame me?!"

When the taro rubbed itself until it turned red, Grandma Lin had already cooked a bowl of poached eggs with brown sugar fermented glutinous rice flour, and said to the taro: "Poor baby! Eat this quickly, add ginger, it will keep out the cold!"

Yutou was wearing Li Junge's clothes tightly, and at first he looked resentful, but when the fermented glutinous rice powder entered his mouth, the scar healed immediately and he forgot the pain: "Wow, Jungle, what is this? It's so delicious!"

Grandma Lin smiled and said, "There's still more in the pot, I think it's delicious and I'll add more later, huh? And there's a foreign child?"

I saw a person rushing towards the edge of the yard, covered with bamboo leaves and flat moss, hugged and cried when he saw the taro, everyone saw that it was Zongba!

Yutou looked puzzled, I didn't cry out when I fell into the cesspit, why did your baby cry so much?

See Zongba said: "Scared me to death! The bamboo forest is full of tombstones! I walked around for a long time and couldn't get out...Wow, it's so scary..."

Fortunately, Grandma Lin's poached eggs with brown sugar fermented glutinous rice powder can still be at ease. After eating two bowls, the rice dumplings immediately sweated and turned ruddy.

……

After a farce, the new year is finally over, and Lijiagou has started a busy new year.

The terraced fields on the mountain behind the village, which had been silent for a long time, began to be lively again.

The uncle is still not addicted to being the head of the agricultural department of the Nongkai Company, because everyone still habitually calls him "promotion".

In the past few days, the village has been full of joy and laughter. The uncle spoke through the big radio. Whoever rented the land, whoever hurriedly fished out the rice flower fish in the field, cut off the grass, repaired the ridge, and waited for unified arrangements to plow the land. Baigan, 51 mu.After the 31st of the first lunar month, if anyone has not cleaned up the paddy fields, they will give up this part of the benefits. Lijiagou Nong opened a company and hired someone to do it, but the carp, crucian carp, eel, and loach in the fields belonged to others.

(End of this chapter)