Go back to the valley to farm

Chapter 70 Live Streaming
Chapter 70 Live
"Caitou is not kind, it's starting to mess around again, didn't you agree to live broadcast tomorrow?"

"What kind of place is this? The scenery looks really good. Look at the mountains in the distance. Why do I feel like I'm watching a big movie?"

"Why do I think of King Kong and the scene in Tarzan when I saw this scene?"

"Hahaha, I'm here too, Xiaobaitiao, yo, this boat is a bit familiar, Caitou, aren't you broadcasting live tomorrow? I have to hurry and get people to watch."

Cai Xuejun also said: "This time I came out to inspect the competition venue for the Manzhou Luya Association. This place was recommended by Xiaobaitiao. Let me introduce the little partner of this Luya trip, Li Junge, the owner of Lijiagou, to Ligou Lord, say hello to his family."

Li Junge had a black line on his forehead, and he raised his hand helplessly and said: "Hi everyone, my name is Li Junge, you can call me Piwa or Erpi, I solemnly declare that Lijiagou is a village, and there is only the village head. There is no ditch master."

Cai Xuejun said: "Okay, I understand Master Ligou, can you introduce Wuxihe and Lijiagou to us?"

There was laughter in the barrage.

"The anchor compensated me for my Similu, hahaha, Mr. Ditch, what kind of stupid name is this?"

"Hahaha, is this the beginning of the cross talk? Come on, reward me!"

"Hahaha, Sister Fu has specialized in identifying men for so many years, and her hard work pays off. She actually found a wild little best!"

"Hey! Sister Fu, Master Li Gou, is this also called Xiaojipin?"

"Hahaha, Miss Fu probably hasn't had a man for a long time, right?"

"Lei Lei Leu, you are all wrong. You only saw the outside of the man's clothes, but Sister Benfu has already seen the inside of the clothes. Please believe in Sister Benfu's professionalism. In fact, the ditch master is still a bit handsome, even though he is well dressed Very earthy."

"If I want to be so dick, don't all men run naked in your eyes?"

"Do you dare to make a bet with Sister Fu, Sister Fu can make this Li Gou master become handsome in seconds. If it succeeds, everyone will reward Caitou with a rainbow trout. If it fails, Sister Fu will pay for a blue flag tuna! How about it?"

"Does Sister Fu want to be this big? I bet! Wait for Sister Fu to accompany the golden gun!"

"Upstairs, you are so dirty! My face turned red when I saw it."

"Damn, I didn't mean that! I made a typo! Damn the pinyin input method!"

"Hold on to explain, the input method explains everything..."

"It's a bet! Wait for Sister Fu to accompany the golden gun"

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Seeing that everyone was about to make a fuss, sister Fu sent: "Caitou, get some water, let the ditch master's hair stick out of his forehead, and then ask him to take off his shirt."

Cai Xuejun was still chatting with Li Junge, and looked at the bullet screen: "I rely on you to play so well! How can I talk to the ditch master? It's so embarrassing!"

"Ugh, that's disgusting..."

"Hurry up, don't be tricky! Hurry up!"

"Onlookers how the fat man tricked the ditch owner to take off his clothes!"

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Cai Xuejun said: "It's not easy, look at me."

Then he walked towards Li Junge with a bottle of Pulse, and said, "Erpi, come, drink a bottle of water, ouch!"

As he spoke, he threw his body forward and poured his pulse onto Li Junge.

Li Junge's five senses are so sensitive now. When he turned his side slightly, Cai Xuejun "cracked", and the flop turned into a real fall.

"Wow ha ha ha ha! The anchor is so funny, I guessed the beginning of this routine, but I didn't guess the ending."

"Pfft... I laughed like a fool on the bus, and now someone has given up my seat."

"Hahaha, anchor, get up quickly, no one will help, uncle will help you!"

"Mr. Ditch's skill, can't he be a Lianjiazi? Hahahaha, so flexible."

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Cai Xuejun tried twice more, but both failed. Li Junge laughed loudly there: "Caitou, you bought that lure boat to pretend to be aggressive, right? This big boat can't stand still, and the small boat can still be used? Could it be that you bought it to make a platform? How much did you pay for your president Luya?"

"Hahaha, this ditch master's mouth is so poisonous. The lure boat was bought as a jumping platform, and the lure president spent money to buy it."

"Hahaha, don't tell me, with Caitou's figure, this president is really suspected of buying it!"

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Cai Xuejun gave up and said to Li Junge: "Er Pi, for our friendship, I decided to do one thing."

Li Junge asked: "What's the matter?"

Cai Xuejun said: "Look, football players will exchange jerseys for friendship after the game. How about we exchange shirts?"

"The anchor has a lot of routines, this is Wu's unreasonable request for an article!"

"I feel that the anchor may succeed this time."

"It's possible that folks don't have as many routines as city folks."

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I saw Li Junge said seriously: "My clothes are my father's old clothes. Not only are they commemorative, but also the old clothes are comfortable to wear in summer, don't you know? Many old people's cloth shoes have to be worn by someone specially. On the feet, it is just a picture of comfort."

Cai Xuejun pretended to be curious and said: "Then I want to experience it even more. Come on, come on, just change with me."

Li Junge said: "My shirt is old hand-woven cloth."

Cai Xuejun took off his shirt and said, "Oh Erpi, don't be hypocritical, take it off and change it with me."

Li Junge looked reluctant.

"Hahaha! Caitou's famous brand is disgusted!"

"Nike was slapped in the face by the old cloth shirt, hahaha!"

"You can see that the ditch master is still unwilling. Look at his expression, hahahaha, he looks disgusted!"

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Li Junge struggled for a long time, and said coyly: "Actually, your camouflage shorts look pretty good to me."

Cai Xuejun was in a hurry, and took off his shorts, wearing only a pair of underwear, and said, "Okay, okay! Can I give you the shorts, too?"

"Hey, are your sneakers non-slip? I don't even have a pair of non-slip shoes, so I envy you."

Cai Xuejun gritted his teeth, and at this point, he simply took off his shoes and said, "That's fine, the shoes are yours too."

Li Junge snatched the mobile phone for the live broadcast, and took pictures of Cai Xuejun, saying while taking pictures:
"Everyone who watched the live broadcast, I'm voting for everyone's praise to the mountain! Have you ever seen Guangzhu Caitou? Does it look like Dabai? Just ask if you look like Dabai?"

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There was a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, and then the barrage flew like an explosion.

"Wahhahahaha, it turns out that the master of the ditch is the trick! It turns out that I even guessed wrong at the beginning! Hahahaha!"

"Mom, come quickly! I really understand it!"

"Damn it, who said just now that folks are not as good as people in the city? Come out and I promise I won't beat you to death, hahahaha!"

"Oh, it turns out that Caitou's underwear is red, and there is a fish on it. No wonder every catch is good!"

"Upstairs, that's the Whale card."

"Although I am a little loach now, I will become a whale when I grow up, hahahaha!"

"Chelsea came to report, I rely on the president, what's the situation?"

"Bai Tiao is also a fish to report again, I rely on the president, is Lijiagou so hot?"

"Black Dragon Zhenshui came to report, I rely on the president, so hot eyes!"

"Baijingou came to report, puff! Damn it, what kind of evil is this?"

"It's really fatal. Sister Benfu was waiting to eat the steak, but a bucket of butter came out!"

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After some disturbance, Cai Xuejun finally regained control of the phone.

"Oh my god, you hunt geese all day long, and you were actually pecked in the eyes by geese, Erpi, you are so treacherous!"

Li Junge laughed loudly and said: "The people in the mountains are upright. If you have something to say, you'd better tell them directly. If you do such a sneaky trick, others are not stupid. Who are you to guard against?"

Cai Xuejun said: "Then I'll just say it. There was a rotten sister in the live broadcast room who said that she could make you look younger in seconds. It's all a bet. Will you take the trick?"

Li Junge was dumbfounded: "What?"

Cai Xuejun said: "What, what? You want to promote Lijiagou, start from yourself! Come, come, Tuotuo!"

The barrage became active again.

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"Come, come, Tuotuo!"

"Come, come, Tuotuo!"

"Come, come, Tuotuo!"

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Li Junge said: "Okay! That brother, I will fight for it once!" After speaking, he was about to take off his clothes.

Cai Xuejun shouted: "Wait a minute!"

After finishing speaking, he explained to the live broadcast room: "This is not my brother and I dragging the show, oh, sister Fu just said, to expose her forehead, come here, put some water mousse, okay, then face the sun, take a boat Go there, all right, take off!"

Li Junge then took off his shirt.The body transformed by the spiritual spring water was revealed.

"What! What! Like! Take it! No! Take it! Sister Benfu's eyesight can't be wrong, right? Emma just got greasy with butter, wait for me to lick the screen first."

"Wow! How is it possible! It really becomes a small fresh meat in seconds!"

"Boom, boom, I just want to say kneel to Sister Fu, this is a hero with discerning eyes!"

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, I didn't say anything! Rainbow trout let's go!"

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"Wait a minute, let me count my abs, it's a solid eight! Tsk tsk tsk, how did you train for this figure?"

"The frequency has been cut off, can you buy it?"

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Cai Xuejun said to Li Junge: "Come on, Erpi, interact with the friends watching the live broadcast. They ask you how you got your figure."

Li Junge said: "Ah? They ran out of the mountains when I was young. People here who rely on hunting and collecting Chinese medicine for a living are mountain craftsmen. My fourth grandfather and Uncle Orion in the village are like this. I grew up Follow them into the mountains. You can be regarded as a trotting mountain craftsman."

Cai Xuejun said: "Hey, you are also a jungler! I like this very much!"

Li Junge said: "Caitou, I see you are carrying a tent or something, are you planning to live in the wild?"

Cai Xuejun said: "It's rare to go out to fish quietly, and you must enjoy some wild fun!"

Li Junge said with some embarrassment: "Caitou, our place is no more than an ordinary reservoir. The Wuxi River flows from the bottom of Bifeng Mountain. A little bit above Lijiagou is the virgin forest. What wild boars, jackals, and black bears are all there. Yes, if you want to camp, I suggest not to go too far from the village. I encountered wild boars this year when I harvested corn, it is really dangerous."

Cai Xuejun was dumbfounded, and said, "Is the ecology here so good?! I'm still thinking about camping. What's the matter?"

Li Junge asked: "Have you brought anything for self-defense?"

Cai Xuejun took out a hunting knife from his backpack and said, "This is what I have, 'Da Lei Fatty', and a multi-purpose Swiss Army knife."

Li Junge said: "It's not enough to do this alone. How about this? In order to let the friends in the live broadcast room know more about our Lijiagou, I will go back to my house to prepare. I will accompany you for a few days."

"Justice, you need a brother to fight a tiger!"

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